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[challenge entry] Product Promotion
my first post so please dont hurt me too much
...and yes i have read the faq
thought he was ideal candidate for weight watchers



changed it to 58kb, tell me if need more

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(Mr Potatohead, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:33, archived)
# because
he's fat and gay?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)
# I would.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha!
and welcome. Pull up a kitten, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)
# i thought you were dead
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)
# I hope I'm not.
I'd hope to notice my death happening if I was still going to be aroudn afterwards. Or perhaps not, if I think about it more.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Woo and
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)
# he's just big
boned

edit: Have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)
# i heard that rumour too
its why the ladies love him
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:36, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Cookie Monster
is also popular. It's the mouth muscles. He's a dynamo
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:38, archived)
# you may be right
the hefty bastard. He would also be a prime candidate for Annoying Twunt Watchers.

Woo to the pic, and welcome... you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)
# Nice start.
Welcome, you'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:36, archived)
# welcome and have a WOO


(a wicked repost)
(Harry Monk, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
you're here for life now.
you do realise that don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)
# wow
you all reply really fast. i used to be on weebl and bob forum, twas good but they kept pulling ym posts off :(
(Mr Potatohead, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)
# why?
/watches mr potatohead suspiciously
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:44, archived)
# I'm just going to the toilet
don't take your eyes off him
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)
# because theyre arrogant and evil!
and i kept posting pictures of cheese
(Mr Potatohead, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:51, archived)
# if it's funny cheese
or moves in a funny way, you should be safe

(edit: but lay off weebl around here)
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Arf!
Woo & Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:38, archived)
# It's a fine first post, woo!
but at nearly 200k, it's a bit on the bloated side itself.

Try incresing the jpeg compression - you will probably find you can compress it a lot before you even notice any difference in quality.

It keeps you safe from people wanting to ram 56k modems up your arse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Some people pay good money for that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)
# They do indeed
4:30 next Tuesday OK for you? I have another couple of clients that I have to slot in too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)
# How much do you charge
for a 19" modem rack?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:44, archived)
# It depends
how much effort is involved in the insertion process.

For you, probably very cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)
# brings new meaning to
internal modem
(Mr Potatohead, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)
# sounds
kinky. better that a router up the rectum
(Mr Potatohead, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)
# there's a very good guide about all that...
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

and hello mr potatohead! welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)
# a good chance to use my new 3d


Welcome to b3ta, please leave your taste at the door
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:41, archived)
# WOO
3D
(Cowabunga, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Wow.
It's like the letters are standing out in front of my monitor.

Or maybe that's just the acid.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:44, archived)
# nope, it's the letters
the acid stays flat
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)
# my eyes hurt
send it to the imax, they pay big bucks for that sorta thing
(Mr Potatohead, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 22:45, archived)