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# How do you get an FP?
It seems impossible!
(not here 42, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# 27 messages?
Shut up moaning, and shop something good.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# try posting pictures
:P
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Try threadwasting ... bound to work
(*possibly complete bollocks*)
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# try harder
"Hi! I'm only 14 and I'm already crazy!!!"

bound to get an fp soon...
(The Spelling Police, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# "You don't have to be mad to sign up to b3ta
But it helps" omfg!!!1111 eleven.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# i'd tell you
but i have none :-\
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# 1) Make good picture
2)????
3)Profit
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# arf!
best response ever™
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# 2 seagulls just had sex
and the bloke went straight to sleep after. hahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# woo.
webcam it!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Webcam it hard!*

* comment courtesy of the Department for Predictable Comments
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
#
™
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Pah!
You always have to go one better.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# i win!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# sleep with the mods
they like it up the bum bum
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# It requires
lots of money.
(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# based on what?
funny original pics tend to work & animations
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Do something exceptionally
good. Even then, it's not guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Au Contraire Rodney
With the Front page generator you can have an FP every day of the week.
(Greasy Chip Butty, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# a highly underrated
piece of websmithery. I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# I made it for the newsletter
and it got rejected.

Rejected from the FP, Rejected from the newsletter

/me slits throat
(Greasy Chip Butty, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# What
a great idea.

even better because one of my few FP's is shown down the page. WOO!
(Gype, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# By being skill. Like me.
I rule, you suck! Hahahahahaha!!!!!1111onethousandonehundredandelevenpointonerecurring!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# you could wander down to the docks
and rent yourself to the sailors

...

hang on ... did you say VD or FP?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# love your granny
sell you granny
and pull a goatse.

FACT 100%
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# I had a
gotse on my last post
(not here 42, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# yay
for gotse.

so much mucerererer than goAtse.....
(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# school boy error
GOATSE not GOTSE

You clearly did not love you granny hard enough
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# rules of the FP:
1. make the image less than 280 pixels wide.
a really good but too large image will be resized however
2. be funny/good at photoshopping
3. don't ask for one
4. be patient
5. pander to the whims of those that can make it so
6. don't try to get an FP, it comes naturally
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# blood, sweat and tears.
and too much time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# a funny original well shopped idea
plus getting on the right side of a mod
and the right crowd

mainly, a good pic plus a bit of luck
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# earlier on
I discovered you got one because it was your birthday...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# yeh
they so crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# My friend claims to have got an FP first time.
which was probably a lie.
(not here 42, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Not if he's any good
Quite a few have.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# ask google
check for their logon name & the word b3ta. should come up with the goods
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# AARRRGGGHHH!
the logic!

/runs away
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# I did
but I'm not your friend.

So it could still be a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# do a post exactly like you just did
then change everything
then hope for the best
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# By being me
Because I am fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)