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# Kitten


the above shoppage is a blatant excuse to set you lot a challenge - (i know what you're like if there is no image!)

Whats the WORST tracklisting you know of on any CD.

The most disgusting song titles, the most depraived lyrics...

...this gets my vote!

What about you?
(cybo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:02, archived)
# FTL!


My favourite band name has to be Anal Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:03, archived)
# It's that some kind of Goatse tribute act?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:05, archived)
# I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
www.b3ta.com/board/3414755
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
#
/loads Shareaza
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:08, archived)
#
www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:07, archived)
# hehe
"Bonus Track"

How rude
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:12, archived)
# PEDANT
"You're Best Friend Is You"

Windchimes are gay, though
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:51, archived)
# B3tan to it!
they are the most offensive band in the history of the world EVER!

found on amazon
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
#
www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Ooh, looky
that's the complete works there!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:11, archived)
# You can't get worse than them!
They have a track called
'You robbed a sperm bank because you're a cum guzzling fag'
(Idid, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# AC
And "I Became A Councellor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It".
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Their track lists
are pretty bad too. I remember picking an album up in Virgin of all places (when I say 'picked up', I mean 'picked up and put down again')
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:07, archived)
# That's not a tracklisting.

That's a list of things I look for in a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:04, archived)
# 38 tracks on 1 CD?
Good value.

Suspect low quality, however.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# About a minute long each
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:13, archived)
# from the samples on amazon
they're all the same thrash/death metal cliches too. Bit dull after a while, I should imagine. Only the titles make the songs interesting!
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:52, archived)
# my mate has it on vinyl,
the other day i got kenny loggins footloose on vinyl.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# i also have it on the vinyl
nowhere near as scary as Peter Wyngarde's LP...especially the song "rape", i hid it in a room at UWCN so it would never be found (and I'm not telling you where Grandma of shoes). It's just plain wrong and dark.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:33, archived)
# he he he
"His smash-hit BBC TV series 'Are You Being Served?' is seen in tea countries"

China and India?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:17, archived)
# maybe more Tibet and Turkmenistan.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:24, archived)
#
www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&token=&sql=10:sxknikl6bb19

track 6
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Pyronecrobestiality?
Fucking a flaming sheep carcass?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Heard a great song last week
on Spanish MTV, which (to the best of my recollection) had the lyrics "I fucking hate everyone because they're little asses." This was sung with a German accent, to a Europop version of Handel's Water Music.

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)
# anything by cannibal corpse
tinyurl.com/5mkhw
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:12, archived)
# my gf saw
a cd of bordello music which had a song called 'this cunt's seen better days'.

and elvis presley once recorded a song called 'dominic the impotent bull'.
(restlesstemp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Why not try
GG Allin

Track 21 is a favourite
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Sicker than AC and Cannibal Corpse?
"Liquidized oesophagus mixes with bloodied excretion
As you pathetically gasp for breath
The stench of hot faeces scorch your nose
As you violently vomit to death"

From 'Vomited Anal Tract' by Carcass on the Reek of Putrefaction album
'Manifestation On Verrucose Urethra' anyone?

or a band like Gut... with such delightful song titles as 'Sperminator' and 'Dead Girls Don't Say No'? or do they need to get sicker? 'Wound Fuck', 'Hyperintestinal Vulva Descration, 'Anal Sushi'

For more...

Go here...Autophagia, Morbid Savouring and CBT (AKA Cock and Ball Torture) are among the sicker bands...
(DarkStar, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:07, archived)