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# During cleanup from Hurricane Charley
we found this baby squirrel on my neighbors roof. His name is Charley.
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(Hairy Midget, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:44, archived)
# HOLY CRAP!
It's trying to eat my soul!

It's cute. In a rather sinister way
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:45, archived)
# can`t.... quite... see them
can you make them a bit bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:45, archived)
# ..ha ha
actually looks like my childhood Hampster before I rushed out to play some footie and squashed 'hammy' in my shoe....

..sans the tail of course...
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)
# That's a squirrel?
You have odd squirrels over the pond.

q.v. a normal squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:45, archived)
# It's only a baby.
(Astatine, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# So
he will grow a normal bushy squirrel tail?

That's a relief - for a bit I was thinking you couldn't use squirrels to clean toilets
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Silly
our squirrels *are* their squirrels, the bloody things came over and killed all our native ones.
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Not quite
www.wildlifetrust.org.uk/durham/RedAlert/

But yeah, most British people won't see one unless they go a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:04, archived)
# How are you
going to kill IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# MY TROUSERS ARE HOT FOR BIG SQUIRREL
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# I can honestly say i have never seen
a baby squirrel before. I always thought baby squirrels were guinea pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# lets not talk
about guineau pigs again
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)
# guineauiou pigs, i've had a few
but then again, two few to mention
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Grey squirrel?
Vermin.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# i own 75 acres of woodland
bloody grey squirrels always a problem
(Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Violent little bastards.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:52, archived)
# shot a few
in my time.
(Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:56, archived)
# how exactly are they
a problem?
(treehugger anti-everything, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)
# they damage trees
causing them 2 die.
generally not good for a woodland.
and the grey ones are not native and have very few predators
(Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)
# my cats
brought a few of the fuckers in. Some of them are huge
(el_meerkat, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Is that a bit of....
Beatties napkin I see in the bg of the 3rd pic?
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# ARGH
It's eaten teh Bettie
(Krizog, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Fatten it up on hazelnuts
and eat it!

Edit: Alternatively, email the newsletter donkeys about putting this thread under "Things that make you go 'Aaah!'"
(Astatine, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# So you found this...
and brought it inside...

WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?!?
(Sam Rocks, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Yay
Dress it in a top hat and tails and submit it to Things that make you go Aah.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)
# And be careful
The hurricane might have given it new and terrifying powers.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:50, archived)
# he's lovely
ignore the 'aaah it's big misers' i say.

(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Awww bless!
I love him. He's fab. Hurricanes clearly have happy consequences :)
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)
# awwwwwwww
he am the cutest :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Fire up
the barbie ;)
(jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Fatten him up a bit first.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:52, archived)
# a la
fois gras stylee
(jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Wow
They named a hurricane after him
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Aww
Cutest thing on the web ever! Are you going to train him to walk on a lead & do tricks? I really think you should.
(acme01, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
etc etc

How fluffy! That's made my (rather short) day!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Possibly the cutest thing ever
I envy you your baby squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:09, archived)
# grey squirrels are vermin
you are legally obliged to kill it, and it's illegal to release it back into the wild. Looks like you've either got a pet, a cute squirrel's death on your hands or a criminal reccord. Which would you prefer?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:25, archived)