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# During cleanup from Hurricane Charley
we found this baby squirrel on my neighbors roof. His name is Charley.
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(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:44, archived)
# HOLY CRAP!
It's trying to eat my soul!

It's cute. In a rather sinister way
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:45, archived)
# can`t.... quite... see them
can you make them a bit bigger?
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:45, archived)
# ..ha ha
actually looks like my childhood Hampster before I rushed out to play some footie and squashed 'hammy' in my shoe....

..sans the tail of course...
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)
# That's a squirrel?
You have odd squirrels over the pond.

q.v. a normal squirrel
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:45, archived)
# It's only a baby.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# So
he will grow a normal bushy squirrel tail?

That's a relief - for a bit I was thinking you couldn't use squirrels to clean toilets
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Silly
our squirrels *are* their squirrels, the bloody things came over and killed all our native ones.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Not quite
www.wildlifetrust.org.uk/durham/RedAlert/

But yeah, most British people won't see one unless they go a long way.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:04, archived)
# How are you
going to kill IT?
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# MY TROUSERS ARE HOT FOR BIG SQUIRREL
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# I can honestly say i have never seen
a baby squirrel before. I always thought baby squirrels were guinea pigs.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# lets not talk
about guineau pigs again
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)
# guineauiou pigs, i've had a few
but then again, two few to mention
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Grey squirrel?
Vermin.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# i own 75 acres of woodland
bloody grey squirrels always a problem
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Violent little bastards.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:52, archived)
# shot a few
in my time.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:56, archived)
# how exactly are they
a problem?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)
# they damage trees
causing them 2 die.
generally not good for a woodland.
and the grey ones are not native and have very few predators
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)
# my cats
brought a few of the fuckers in. Some of them are huge
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Is that a bit of....
Beatties napkin I see in the bg of the 3rd pic?
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# ARGH
It's eaten teh Bettie
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Fatten it up on hazelnuts
and eat it!

Edit: Alternatively, email the newsletter donkeys about putting this thread under "Things that make you go 'Aaah!'"
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:46, archived)
# So you found this...
and brought it inside...

WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?!?
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Yay
Dress it in a top hat and tails and submit it to Things that make you go Aah.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)
# And be careful
The hurricane might have given it new and terrifying powers.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:50, archived)
# he's lovely
ignore the 'aaah it's big misers' i say.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Awww bless!
I love him. He's fab. Hurricanes clearly have happy consequences :)
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)
# awwwwwwww
he am the cutest :)
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Fire up
the barbie ;)
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Fatten him up a bit first.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:52, archived)
# a la
fois gras stylee
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Wow
They named a hurricane after him
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Aww
Cutest thing on the web ever! Are you going to train him to walk on a lead & do tricks? I really think you should.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
etc etc

How fluffy! That's made my (rather short) day!
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Possibly the cutest thing ever
I envy you your baby squirrel
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:09, archived)
# grey squirrels are vermin
you are legally obliged to kill it, and it's illegal to release it back into the wild. Looks like you've either got a pet, a cute squirrel's death on your hands or a criminal reccord. Which would you prefer?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:25, archived)