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# Nanimal Fight Night Qualifying Round 1
Just an idea here chaps and chapesses.
We should have a tournament with all the new head swapped animals fighting it out.
You make your animal and post it here (there, wherever). i will make the draw and post the matches. the people can commentate what goes on until we have a winner...

what do you think?

or should i take my cunting ass and cock off?

edit: yes i should have posted this in talk..
tis early
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Like...
B3támon

?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 10:54, archived)
# yes!
that could be the name
woo to yoo for that
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 10:57, archived)
#
(ACE!, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Busted
are much better than you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 10:54, archived)
# i agree
busted are better
but i am not named after the band, sorry to disappoint you
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 10:55, archived)
# You say that
but I'm afraid I don't believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 10:56, archived)
# nevermind then hey
i could post my birth certificate
but technically i was never born
i was made in a secret lair
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Once more,
you're trying to change the subject.
You, sir, are a Mcfly fan.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 10:58, archived)
# should
i come out the closet now
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:00, archived)
# I think,
for your own sake, you should.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:01, archived)
# leave him alone, the man has a mullet for god's sakes.
he deserves some credit.


... although that does strengthen the mcfly theory.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:02, archived)
# thanks
for your support
*shouts - all the mcfly fans stand up*
*looks around at everyone sitting*
*cries like a girl*
*throws hissy fit*
*runs into wall*
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:03, archived)
# I've noticed
that people are trying to disguise there mullets by shaving bits of them, and generally styling them in odd shapes and stuff.
No matter what they do, they still resemble Pat Sharp.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:04, archived)
# no i am more like
Limahl
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:05, archived)
# Heh,
He really did have a stupid mullet.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:08, archived)
# sharpy! *sob*
..rest in peace old boy, *wipes tear from eye*
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Back to the future,
same thing the band are named after.
(Nothing to see, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 10:57, archived)
#
Ssshhhh, I know that, I'm just testing his breaking point.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 10:59, archived)
# i
can hear you
/turns down mcfly's album some more
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:02, archived)
# What was that?
*turns up Busted album*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:05, archived)
# hey 'Bovine'
weren't they a gayboy swedish band in the 70s?

*ducks
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:06, archived)
# I wish.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:06, archived)
# we
could form our own b3ta band...
i am possibly the worst singer in the world so it could be fun
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)
# more importantly....are your nipples well shaved?
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:12, archived)
#
they reached No.56 in 1978 with 'Horse Cock', you remember..
the bassist went out with 'Kid" Jensen
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Posted on the "other" board.
politics.guardian.co.uk/conservatives/story/0,9061,1321491,00.html

cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:10, archived)
# You
can detach your ass and cock? Very clever, that.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 10:54, archived)
# genetic
defect but has given me super powers!
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 10:56, archived)
# Imp
ressive.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 10:57, archived)
# i think it's a grand idea
makes me want to go out and shop a bad ass hybrid animal to kick the rest of your gay hybrid animal asses!!.. *throws down gauntlet*
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 10:56, archived)
# lets
do it then

should we get everyone to post there animals in this thread so we can keep them all together?
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:01, archived)
# sure
why don't you put a little in your user name about it.

ps. Im actually far to busy to take part, i was just being macho.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:03, archived)
# will do
thanks mate
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Quack
oink
moo
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:08, archived)
# squak
squeak
quonk
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)
# raaaaaaaahhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)
# wank
shit
wank

i cant make noises
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Erm...
Think I might be fighting myself. Do I automatically win?

(Cregol, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:47, archived)
# yes
give it a few days though
i will try to make one
whats it called? does it have special powers?
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 11:51, archived)
# name is Boogitox
His secret power is disco.
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 12:02, archived)
# you can fight this guy

(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Entering the ring; the Squirocoscerous!
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 12:40, archived)
# have a slightly caddish fox
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 12:42, archived)
# 2 more competitors


(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 12:43, archived)
# thanks
do they have names too?
powers?
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 12:45, archived)
# In the green corner....


Spanger the Wonderwhore
Class: Earth B3tamon
Powers: Rending flesh, needlework, corporate communications
.
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 12:44, archived)
# hi everyone
i need to know your entries' names
and special powers if any?
ta
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 12:44, archived)
# or...
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Crocod-owl


Okay then... first time i've tried one of these head-swap animal johnnies. Special powers... erm? Head turns all the way round, much like an owl, but, um, it has the head of - errr - a crocodile... summat like that...

Thinking about it, it can also hypnotize its opponent with its mysterious bird song which sounds uncannily like a rendition of "The Power of Love" (the one by Jennifer Rush... not Huey Lewis and the News... or that other one)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 13:53, archived)
# good job
hes got a chance
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 15:12, archived)
# *snort*
Is that his name or special power? (or both!)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 15:19, archived)
# he
has the best name
does he have a special power apart from fucking reeds
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Got a Cat !
Dont think the bunny is up to it !

Name: Fwuffy
Special power: Stone Dead, cant get any worse than that.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 15:20, archived)
# that gets a woo
and a tremble of fear from me
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 15:26, archived)
# *hides behind mcfly*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 15:35, archived)
# *gets behind doc g*
and gives him dado rail
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 15:45, archived)
# waaaaaaaargh!
(confronted by Fwuffy with only a dado rail to protect myself.... the stuff of my nightmares!)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 15:52, archived)
# ...And relax gentlemen
Wonder if they will put this thread in the newsletter ?
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 15:54, archived)
# i hope so
B3tamon could be a 'riot of fun'....
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 16:01, archived)
# wake up man!
its only dream

there are no such things as dado rails...
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 15:56, archived)
# *click*
JEEZ-HUS!

Are you trying to give me a heart attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 15:58, archived)
# sorry
i couldn't resist
what is it about the dado anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 16:02, archived)
# D-d-d-dado? I dunno really...
If I knew, then I suppose it wouldn't be an irrational fear... *twiddles thumbs*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 16:07, archived)
# well
i have an irrational fear of dick van dyke's british accent
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 7 Oct 2004, 16:12, archived)
# I think
that you're probably not alone with that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 16:18, archived)
#


(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 7 Oct 2004, 16:58, archived)
# wow felix
what did you feed the last one?
anyway mate do they have names
cheers mate
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 8 Oct 2004, 10:21, archived)
# furtle
(hamchicken&peas, Fri 8 Oct 2004, 10:36, archived)
# 3 more
from itwontbeeasy


(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 8 Oct 2004, 10:44, archived)
#

Special powers:
Good at fetching sticks and legs

Special Powers:
Good at catching mice and birdseed
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 8 Oct 2004, 10:42, archived)
# ok people
thanks for joining
i have enought entries now for the first ever b3tamon championship
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 8 Oct 2004, 10:45, archived)
# i wanna play

special powers: 3 reverse gears, bisexualist love missiles, fishy smell
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Fri 8 Oct 2004, 10:59, archived)
# more
Duane Dibley's Sebastian Fortesque-Lennox. Special Powers: Rapier Wit.
Sticky Label's Ninja Carrot. Special Powers:
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 8 Oct 2004, 11:19, archived)