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# Sorry for the tw, but I'm pissed off and slightly drunk
The self righteousness of some people never ceases to astound me. This is Australia Day, the day we reflect on how bloody great this place is and the price that's been paid to keep it that way by our forefathers. In celebrating tonight I was accused of being self absorbed by of all people a sepo. Now I must admit that on the face of it, we might be too proud of a bunch of sheep shearers and FOB criminals two centuries ago, but this is my land, and I am proud to stand beneath the southern cross. It's not like we combine in the mutual social self affirming festival that is the fourth of july or anything like that, Aussies just don't go in for that malarky, but I love this country, and I will stand up to be counted through and through. The thought that these tourists can come here and see our great land as some sort of theme park angers me to no end. This coming from a nation that asked us to go to war time and time again, and unfortunately we have done so many times. The worst of which in where we were used as front line expendables, with that wonderful thing that is genetic engineering enabling Monsanto to produce a product that would clear all jungle cover for the VC but would haunt our troops for many years to come. I speak of Agent Orange. Our lads went in there and hooked in for no reason other than a favour to these yanks and we are still paying the price. The gall of some people.

Happy day.au
(chromophobia1, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:25, archived)
# err
nearly half past two.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:26, archived)
# he's not in england.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)
# Ireland then?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)
# Ah - he's down there...
I guess all the blood has rushed to his head...




(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)
# Ooooh
Cana-da!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)
# fow shizzle on the rizzle on the rizzle dizzle erm... drizzle
my nizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)
# one time
'noon
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)
# two time
how's you kidda? - working hard this morning or getting your car towed again?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# working hard
might finally hand my resignation in on Friday, today has been shit.
How's your manliness today?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)
# that's nice dear.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)
# I'd be all with you
if only I knew what a sepo was.
(Scary Dave, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# sepo
septic tank = yank
(chromophobia1, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)
# Can't it be 'wank'?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:30, archived)
# Tell him I'll call him back in 10,
cos I'm having a septic.
(Scary Dave, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:37, archived)
# Hitler?
What a septic.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Aha
You won't be making that joke again in a slurry
(Scary Dave, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
# *gives a cookie*
The Quat! :D (thanks chobb)
(I helped save b3ta! Hohum21, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Talking about australia!
They make matresses with roll bars:
http://www.sealy.com.au/videos/SEALY_Roll.wmv

edit:Fixed, i hope!
(wobbs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Can't see it
some password doo dad
(CerberusDog woof, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# twelve and ninepence (in the old money)
Plus two haddocks floating in the air, painting ranbows from Vaseline.


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# well at least they havent got
Arnott's Biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)
# can you sponsor me to move over?
the UK is too miserable, and full of people like Supermoore ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)
# Twice.....
but the first time was very uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)
# questions
.what's a sepo?
.what price did your forefathers pay? Not sarcastic, just curious, as there were two classes os settlers, and all that?
.what are you talking about - agent orange? Did ye help the americans in vietnam?

and also eh?

why are you bothered anyway - just enjoy your day.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)
# yes enjoy your day
I won`t get to destroy my liver on St.Patrick`s Day cos I live in London now :(

have one on me
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)
# Yeah.
Nobody in London drinks on St. Patricks day.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)
# I`d get a day off work in Norn / Suddern Irn

edit: even the "sepos" get a day off for Paddy`s Day
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:37, archived)
# red Ken
spends more money on Paddys day every year, you ungratefull bog dweller
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)
# yeah .. cos it all comes out of his own pocket.. cunto
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# no
it comes out of my fucking pocket, it's a stupid bloody waste of my council tax, and i want it back
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)
# I`m with you!
I can pay for my own beer... and health... dentist... optician...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)
# yeah
6th batalion went in for the whole tour.

and the price? on a personal note, my grand da was in the RAAF over Malaya and got done over.
(chromophobia1, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:33, archived)
# ah
They still here in malaya too!
(wobbs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# booo australia.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)
# booo organs
*extracts all your internal organs*
i'm not proud to be australian, but unjustified opinions and statements make me angry.
(Azzek!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# sorry, i don't let women harvest organs.


[edit: especially australian women.]

[edit 2: you're right, i was being serious. you win again.]
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# boo..
..merang.

So you are pissed because you descovered that americans are the kings of double morale and self righteousness?
(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# i'm pissed off
because of your ugly fucking face.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Are you from West Island, then?
Woo?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)
# I often ask my New Zealand girlfriend
"what's it like back home in Australia"
Seems to piss her off no end.
(CrispyDolphin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# Speen....
vented.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)