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# A man treating his fence with creosote


(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 0:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
fucking mental.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 0:22, archived)
# *stands up*
*applauds*
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 0:23, archived)
# *steals seat*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 0:24, archived)
# *sits back down anyway*
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 0:27, archived)
# Oh My!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 0:28, archived)
# These seats aren't
cheap, you know.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 0:32, archived)
# *points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 0:33, archived)
# Youre insane
but great.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 0:24, archived)
# COPYRIGHT
viz magazine 1980somthing.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 0:54, archived)
# I thought that
too.
Nicely drawn though.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 1:36, archived)
# i
well dont get it.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 1:15, archived)
# "VIZ" ripoff...


(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 1:59, archived)
# "Joke"
that's what makes it funny, that emblazonment above the fence.
(The_Epitome, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 3:25, archived)
# True, but the reply from the fence has a lot to do with it too.
I intepreted the "colourized" version as the man and the creosote exchanging tea and biscuits, which made no sense.
/too early, need coffee
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Ahh I was drunk last nigh
knew it was from somewhere - but couldn't 'member
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 9:33, archived)
# THIEF!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 9:55, archived)
# a wafer thin biscuit?
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 2:07, archived)
# RIP-OFF!!!!!
This image is a DIRECT COPY of a joke in the "Viz Book Of Crap Jokes".

Only post your own ideas, you JOKE-STEALING GIT.

Mods, please remove this from the front page and BAN THE STEALING FUCKER NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 3:58, archived)
# Purple Martin:
I couldn't agree more.
It's a bit like one of those cover versions of a classic soul record that everyone raves about as a "new song".
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 7:44, archived)
# Well I'd not
seen it before, and it made me laugh so where's the harm 'eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 7:59, archived)
# *yawn*
fucking hell - right...

1. I was very pissed when I did that.
2. It was done to amuse myself - not to get on the front page or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 9:48, archived)
# Talent
It's true - the only thing of note I have ever done was a turd shaped just like a prolapsed anus.

That and a few cartoons for Viz.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 10:50, archived)
#
I wasn't referring to talent - was referring to picture posts on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Well then...
Your Juggling Jesus is indeed an awesome example of woo-ness. But I won't copy it into a monochrome sketch and submit it to Viz.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 11:42, archived)
# haahaa
well, I'm gonna be more careful before posting stuff in the future

/lesson learnt
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 11:47, archived)
# Count Dante...
...sorry if you took offence/a fence.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 14:01, archived)
# I think your one's
better.
(davey_binbag, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 15:42, archived)
# Sorry it's offended you so much...
funny how there's LOADS of stuff on here thats ripped off from alsorts of places and you don't cry about that do you, eh?

I posted the picture when I was drunk last night to amuse myself - I never thought in a million years it would make front page.

I knew it was from somewhere when I drew it - couldn't remember where, mind. I hold my hands up to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 9:37, archived)
# arf
i'm sure i have read that answer somewhere before...
(kin dave, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 9:47, archived)
# haa haa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 9:48, archived)
# Not sure what to make of this argument
so I'm sitting on the fence.
(simon shitting mason, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 12:06, archived)
# shush.
a lot of stuff is inspired and even taken from over places, as long as it's been redrawn, and rather nicely in this situation, i don't see any problems with it whatsoever. i thank the author for bringing this lovely joke to my attention in colourful fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 12:09, archived)
# YOU
lairy idiot. get a life. Down with people who take life too seriously. its a flippin picture!
(joey deacon, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 12:23, archived)
# The media steal off of us all the fucking time
we're just reversing the tables.

Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 21:26, archived)
# hoho!
old VIz joke but still good, bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 8:58, archived)
# There is a more or less identical picture
in "The Viz Book Of Crap Jokes". edit: as has been pointed out.

Nicely drawn mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 9:28, archived)
# who cares who came up with the idea
Using creosote is ILLEGAL! The fence police have been summoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 10:12, archived)
# hang on a sec...
the whole point of this site is to edit images and, if possible, make them funny. Is it not?

This image, yes has the same idea, but its colourful and different. And whose seen blue shoes and red biscuits! that hiillarrrious :D

Woo to you if i may say so!

(hmmm ...*thinks* OW, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 11:24, archived)
# * grabs viz books and starts copying
haahaa no issues here woo to you
(kin dave, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 11:31, archived)
# ....
in response to everyone accusing Dante of ripping of Viz,... a few weeks back... someone posted ( i think it got fp, maybe compo winner... not sure) about a fat cat stuck in a Cat flap... well that was a direct rip of one of Garfields (early 90's) strips. But it was still hilarious.,


there fore i am gonna recreat several thousand great Simpsons moments... i Demand FP on each and every one
(I helped save b3ta! Radagarst, Sat 26 Feb 2005, 2:31, archived)
# Hmmm,
Very Viz!
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sat 26 Feb 2005, 19:51, archived)