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# Damn vertical hold's playing up again......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:00, archived)
# SEXY NUNS!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:01, archived)
# SECONDED!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:01, archived)
# I sh*t on you and set you on fire.
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
i got a great post number though

4374734
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:03, archived)
# quick, piss on him to extingush the flames.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:05, archived)
# why?
leave me to burn!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:05, archived)
#
i'll happilly let you burn! especially as I just got sent a picture of you!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:08, archived)
# you did?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
#
yep, the one with the goggle glasses on!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:13, archived)
# christ
has it gone viral?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:14, archived)
# How the hell should I know! ;)
Looks like it might be verging on it! You'll be plastered across the pages of Zoo, Nuts or the Sport if your not careful!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:19, archived)
# i've been in bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:19, archived)
#
What? that picture? or one of you at the local fetish club?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:24, archived)
# haha a similiar to the goggles one at a club
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:29, archived)
# no
you deserve to be pissed on as well.

bah! *can't go when everyones looking*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
# mermaids
or something with vampires
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:01, archived)
# sexy buns
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:03, archived)
# a big gorilla
eating cheese on top of the Eiffel Tower, wearing a tutu.
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:03, archived)
# This one.
But with Sexy Nuns.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Arthur Dent
trying to offer up a cup of tea to a 25 foot high ostrich-thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:03, archived)
# a fully armored war giraffe
being ridden by a armored african warrior (pref. female)

or...

a high seas adventurer swing from the rigging with a buxom wench in his arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:03, archived)
#
frigging in the rigging? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:05, archived)
# 10% of all accidental gravity induced pirate injuries happen that way
it's hard to get pirate insurance nowdays...
(Azzek!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:57, archived)
#
A desert eagle toting kitten woman being rounded on by retired male pornstars!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:04, archived)
# something
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Sexy nuns!... no wait, sorry:
Mexi-cuns!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:04, archived)
# I see what you did there!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:06, archived)
# drunken monks.
soapy popes.
fishy bishops.
sticky vicars.
yeasty priests.

can you see a theme developing here?
(Sexy Nun With Secret, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:04, archived)
# kinky cardinals
pervy preists
sneaken archdeacons
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
# prying friars.
randy rabbis.

i think that just about covers it.
(Sexy Nun With Secret, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:11, archived)
# Randy vicars
bumming sexy nuns.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:05, archived)
# how about
the easter bunny girl
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:07, archived)
# Yes!
The Easter Bunny Girl
bumming sexy nuns with a strap-on.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:08, archived)
# *gasp*
(Sexy Nun With Secret, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Reckless Rik!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:06, archived)
# a couple of ten year olds
with spina bifida having oral sex with fireman while wearing full body braces to stop curved spines
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:07, archived)
# ha ha haaa!
THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:08, archived)
# he never picks me
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:10, archived)
# Don't get depressed.
Keep trying!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:14, archived)
# If you can't guess why; you've got problems.....
.........
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:07, archived)
# I love JJ's CT
You splendid chap. I'd like a Wizard playing poker with three sexy witches please.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:15, archived)
# This
I was going to say witches
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Yes,
this.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:18, archived)
# so long
as its STRIP poker
(grampski, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:26, archived)
# JJ, here!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:28, archived)
# and
the wizard is winning, preferably.
actually this is turning me on slightly. i'm thinking of the cartoon witch on the 'bewitched' ad thing. three of them, whispering things to each other.

ahem.
...hoooyeah.
(grampski, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:34, archived)
# *fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:39, archived)
# yes
yes, this.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:42, archived)
# an
egg which is about to hatch something evil but is currently still an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:24, archived)
# there you go! fixed!
(spunkbubble, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:34, archived)