Hahahahaha!It's funny because they're cnuts!!
Woo!
(Woo!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:17,
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cyclists aren't cnutsLothian Bus drivers are cnuts.
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drunkenoaf,
Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:22,
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Have you met them all!?(He said, initiating a self-defeating argument, because he hadn't either . . . )
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:23,
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YESAND all fucking FIrstbus drivers with their magic exhaust pipes issuing huge clouds of choking black smoke in your face when you end up behind them at junctions after they go right over to the left to block your access to the advanced stop line.
Some cyclists are cnuts but nice considerate cyclists like me tell them not to drive like twats or skip red lights when they catch the others doing so...
If there are any Lothian bus drivers reading this then perhaps they might like to tell all their bus-driving colleagues that they should allow extra space to their left when heading up South Bridge because of the scaffolding blocking the cycle lane opposite Old College.
Taxi and bus drivers are lethal. FACT
(Some cyclists are cnuts but nice considerate cyclists like me tell them not to drive like twats or skip red lights when they catch the others doing so...
If there are any Lothian bus drivers reading this then perhaps they might like to tell all their bus-driving colleagues that they should allow extra space to their left when heading up South Bridge because of the scaffolding blocking the cycle lane opposite Old College.
Taxi and bus drivers are lethal. FACT
wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago,
Tue 26 Apr 2005, 5:47,
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To be fairLothian Bus Drivers are scary cnuts even if you're driving a car. I think I'd need a tank to feel properly safe on the road in Edinburgh
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Tue 26 Apr 2005, 21:28,
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i can drivebut it makes me scared because of the constant risk of seriously injuring either myself or other road users/crossers or being seriously injured by some fuckwit going too fast or not paying attention
so kindly fuck off
(so kindly fuck off
wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago,
Wed 27 Apr 2005, 6:34,
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Teeheeedit: of course, around here, bikes have their very own lanes.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:21,
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it's not our fault if there isn't a cycle path suddenlyand all you cunts in cars seem to think its fun driving as close as you can to bikes.
( 0800221155 Coldseal windows,
Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:22,
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if it wasn'tfor your reaction, I wouldn't have understood this picture.
I'm with you Mr Label.
Round my way, the cycle lanes actually do go round pedestrian crossings like that!
(I'm with you Mr Label.
Round my way, the cycle lanes actually do go round pedestrian crossings like that!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:25,
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ours tend to petre out in places with the highest curbswhich seems a little silly
( 0800221155 Coldseal windows,
Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:26,
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Pah!You're only saying that 'cause you're jealous and your pollutants on wheels don't fit on the pavement!
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Tue 26 Apr 2005, 19:01,
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bikes are worth more pointsif you can scrape em into the gutter and not get nicked for it.
( Frumbert has no sig,
Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:49,
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ha ha!woo to that.
although, i don't go onto the pavement to avoid red lights, i just go straight through them.
(although, i don't go onto the pavement to avoid red lights, i just go straight through them.
grey matter,
Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:57,
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Ido occasionally weave across the road on my bike.
Normally when i'm on the way to work in the rush hour and some cnut in a car blocks the cyclepath. That or scrape through the tiny gap they leave... always fun :o)
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Tue 26 Apr 2005, 1:52,
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Normally when i'm on the way to work in the rush hour and some cnut in a car blocks the cyclepath. That or scrape through the tiny gap they leave... always fun :o)
Woo...Where I live they've got cycle paths with trees slap-bang in the middle of them... stupid! /rant.
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Tue 26 Apr 2005, 8:26,
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I bike like thatI am a cyclist cunt. I cut through traffic and cut you up. Except today, when I'm a motorist, and I go SMASH DEM BIKES!
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Tue 26 Apr 2005, 8:52,
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ha ha!fantastic. I (boringly) wait at red lights just so the motorists next to me have nothing to moan about when I zoom past them 10 seconds later in heavy traffic.
However, most London cyclists are lightdodging cnuts.
(However, most London cyclists are lightdodging cnuts.
mozza,
Tue 26 Apr 2005, 9:13,
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I am usually very considerate to cyclistsbeing one myself quite often. I also drive a car and ride a motorbike, so I can always take the moral high-ground! Ha!
Anyway, what I can't stand is the cunts on bikes who cycle across pedestrian crossings in Clapham. ARE YOU TRY TO FUCKING KILL US BOTH?!
(Anyway, what I can't stand is the cunts on bikes who cycle across pedestrian crossings in Clapham. ARE YOU TRY TO FUCKING KILL US BOTH?!
Mr Gear the gay-maker,
Tue 26 Apr 2005, 9:28,
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ITS NOT REAL!!!.....THERE IS NO CAR OR VAN PARKED OVER THE CYCLE LANE!!!! HA!
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Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:43,
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hahahaha!monkeon, your stuff is always fuckin ace
( GordonShowers,
Tue 26 Apr 2005, 14:32,
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having worked as a cycle courier in london....i can safely say that all funting taxi drivers seem to operate on the "turn first, indicate..... umm.. ah hang on i know this one.... at a rave??.. no thats not it... ah yes i know NEVER." rule and i did not know one pro rider who rode on the pavement... too many padestrians getting in the way
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Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:47,
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