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# Cycle lane
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
It's funny because they're cnuts!!


(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:17, archived)
# cyclists aren't cnuts
Lothian Bus drivers are cnuts.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Have you met them all!?

(He said, initiating a self-defeating argument, because he hadn't either . . . )

(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:23, archived)
AND all fucking FIrstbus drivers with their magic exhaust pipes issuing huge clouds of choking black smoke in your face when you end up behind them at junctions after they go right over to the left to block your access to the advanced stop line.

Some cyclists are cnuts but nice considerate cyclists like me tell them not to drive like twats or skip red lights when they catch the others doing so...

If there are any Lothian bus drivers reading this then perhaps they might like to tell all their bus-driving colleagues that they should allow extra space to their left when heading up South Bridge because of the scaffolding blocking the cycle lane opposite Old College.

Taxi and bus drivers are lethal. FACT
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 5:47, archived)
# oh grow up and learn to drive
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 9:26, archived)
# Oh grow up and learn to stop polluting the planet.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:35, archived)
# Yes!
This ^
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 18:04, archived)
# To be fair
Lothian Bus Drivers are scary cnuts even if you're driving a car. I think I'd need a tank to feel properly safe on the road in Edinburgh
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 21:28, archived)
# i can drive
but it makes me scared because of the constant risk of seriously injuring either myself or other road users/crossers or being seriously injured by some fuckwit going too fast or not paying attention

so kindly fuck off
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 6:34, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:19, archived)
# Teehee

edit: of course, around here, bikes have their very own lanes.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:21, archived)
# it's not our fault if there isn't a cycle path suddenly
and all you cunts in cars seem to think its fun driving as close as you can to bikes.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)
# if it wasn't
for your reaction, I wouldn't have understood this picture.
I'm with you Mr Label.

Round my way, the cycle lanes actually do go round pedestrian crossings like that!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:25, archived)
# ours tend to petre out in places with the highest curbs
which seems a little silly
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:26, archived)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 9:27, archived)
# Pah!
You're only saying that 'cause you're jealous and your pollutants on wheels don't fit on the pavement!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 19:01, archived)
# bikes are worth more points
if you can scrape em into the gutter and not get nicked for it.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:49, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:23, archived)
# Cyclists using roads?
The cnuts don't do that round our way!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:26, archived)
# ha ha!
woo to that.

although, i don't go onto the pavement to avoid red lights, i just go straight through them.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 14:57, archived)
# I
do occasionally weave across the road on my bike.
Normally when i'm on the way to work in the rush hour and some cnut in a car blocks the cyclepath. That or scrape through the tiny gap they leave... always fun :o)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 1:52, archived)
# Woo...
Where I live they've got cycle paths with trees slap-bang in the middle of them... stupid! /rant.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 8:26, archived)
# I bike like that
I am a cyclist cunt. I cut through traffic and cut you up. Except today, when I'm a motorist, and I go SMASH DEM BIKES!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 8:52, archived)
# ha ha!
fantastic. I (boringly) wait at red lights just so the motorists next to me have nothing to moan about when I zoom past them 10 seconds later in heavy traffic.

However, most London cyclists are lightdodging cnuts.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 9:13, archived)
# I am usually very considerate to cyclists
being one myself quite often. I also drive a car and ride a motorbike, so I can always take the moral high-ground! Ha!

Anyway, what I can't stand is the cunts on bikes who cycle across pedestrian crossings in Clapham. ARE YOU TRY TO FUCKING KILL US BOTH?!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 9:28, archived)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 10:43, archived)
# hahah
good point well made
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 11:35, archived)
# haha
they really are the silent menace aren't they
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 13:27, archived)
# hahahaha!
monkeon, your stuff is always fuckin ace
(, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 14:32, archived)
# having worked as a cycle courier in london....
i can safely say that all funting taxi drivers seem to operate on the "turn first, indicate..... umm.. ah hang on i know this one.... at a rave??.. no thats not it... ah yes i know NEVER." rule and i did not know one pro rider who rode on the pavement... too many padestrians getting in the way
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:47, archived)
# So fucking true it hurts.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:00, archived)