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[challenge entry] My boy says he can eat fifty cookies, he can eat fifty cookies
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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:24, archived)
# *doesn't get the reference
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 9 May 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Didn't the the guy in cool hand luke have to eat lots of eggs.
Or something
(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:27, archived)
# just LOOK...

*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:27, archived)
# In the film Cool Hand Luke
they wager he can't eat 50* boiled eggs.

*guessed figure
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:27, archived)
# WUNNNNN-HUNREN-AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:34, archived)
# hnnnnnnnn bullieeeeeeeeeeeeee spehal priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:40, archived)
# not the fuckin speedboat again
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:42, archived)
# You only get the speedboat if you live in a high-rise flat in the middle of Birmingham
otherwise you will get something even more inappropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:46, archived)
# a top of the range ski mask
oooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:48, archived)
# ... and replica sawn-off shot gun!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:59, archived)
# They ate 50 eggs in the film
It's supposed to be impossible
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:27, archived)
# but I've ate loads more than 50 eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:30, archived)
# Yes, but not in a film.
(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:31, archived)
# no, not in a film
in a lifetime
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:32, archived)
# In one sitting?
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 9 May 2005, 17:31, archived)
# Don't be awkward
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:32, archived)
# I'm never ockard
just, erm, something else which escapes me at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:33, archived)
# In a lifetime but not all at once
it is physically improbable because your stomach would rupture unless they were very small eggs. Even if it was possible you would make yourself extremely ill.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:33, archived)
# Solution if ever challenged:
caviar.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:34, archived)
# this.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 9 May 2005, 19:33, archived)
# I think a couple of spoons of caviar would probably do it.
(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:34, archived)
# Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Damn my fat fingers.
(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:36, archived)
# ^SNAP^
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:36, archived)
# what about if they were scrambled?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:38, archived)
# and on oatcakes?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:40, archived)
# Even scambled eggs
have you tried getting baked-on scrambled egg off a pan it seems to have waterproof properties, imagine that sat in your stomach your digestive juices would hit a high level of acidity and you would have the most terrible heartburn/indigestion you could imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:43, archived)
# doubt I`d notice
my stomach is pee-hucked as it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:53, archived)
# they tried it on some science programme.
i think they mushed them all down.
i can't remember if they managed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 May 2005, 13:04, archived)
# he can eat them all
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:26, archived)
# pfft
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
I hope Lalo Schifrin does the soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:26, archived)
# I'd be just as happy if it was Herp Albert
His music always reminds me of the cocaine farms of Bolivia, strangely
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Bullitt soundtrack is probably his finest work
absolutely class stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:36, archived)
# nah
it's a knockout tune
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:40, archived)
# ahaha great
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:27, archived)
# Cookie!
Me like cookie!
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Haha
You, as ever, rock
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 9 May 2005, 17:31, archived)
# congrats on the FP!
'cos it was woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 9 May 2005, 18:02, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 9 May 2005, 18:12, archived)
# great post
great film

*sighs*

great times...
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 9 May 2005, 18:37, archived)
# BRILLIANT

just looked at original poster and love it even more
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 9 May 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Love the post
Bad news about Cookie Monster though...
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7421924/
www.townhall.com/columnists/jonahgoldberg/jg20050422.shtml
(ShodoPan, Tue 10 May 2005, 3:36, archived)
# ...
Bwahahaha!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! CTVadim Eeeeasing back into it., Tue 10 May 2005, 6:15, archived)
# H is for Houpla

What me have here is failure to communicate!

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 10 May 2005, 13:26, archived)