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[challenge entry] Ducks! know your place!

From the 1950s Government Warnings challenge. See all 378 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:26, archived)
# Fan
tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:27, archived)
# ducks in suits
gotta love 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:28, archived)
# Do you get
the reference?
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:29, archived)
# the two
ronnies?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:31, archived)
# well
it had them in, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:38, archived)
# it's pete and dud
isn't it?
(bustab, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:32, archived)
# TW3 ?
?
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:34, archived)
# is it not
python... then again, it hink it's ronnies... but it could be pete
(I helped save b3ta! knickers, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:34, archived)
# I think I'll
shut up, I'm showing my age ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:36, archived)
# The sketch
with John Cleese and the Two Ronnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Nastar, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:34, archived)
# woo
for my confuddlement!
and near accuracy!
(I helped save b3ta! knickers, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:35, archived)
# it's from
the frost report, and starred cleese, barker and corbett.
it was written by marty feldman and john law, and marty feldman was a genius :)
edit: and I'm really glad that people recognised it!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:37, archived)
# oh yes, Marty Feldman
invented spong well before trashcanglam did :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:41, archived)
# i got it and
was talking along with them.
That is woo yay - i wish sometimes i had a special folder for my own 'front paging' of b3tan pics but there's just so many good ones they all get thrown in together.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:55, archived)
# I was
close to doing it in flash and having a stab at the voices, but no time for anything fancy... I wondered if people would get it with just an all quacking one, but I thought that might be overly stretching it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:59, archived)
# woooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:28, archived)
# Woo ma loo!
Thats fabemrooney!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:28, archived)
# fantastic
lovley stuff. You are very talented sir!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:29, archived)
# class!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:30, archived)
# That is just
Class! w/y/h!
(afrayed, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:30, archived)
# yay!
the two ronnies in duck form!
I'm sure it was the 2 ronnies who did that joke...but who was the third person?

..or was it harry enfield?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:31, archived)
# john cleese
from the David Frost show, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Shedside, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:33, archived)
# The third man was ...
.. John Cleese
(murk, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:36, archived)
# thats
outstanding sir
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:31, archived)
# woo!
woo who
(I helped save b3ta! Shedside, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:33, archived)
# yay!!!
that is so good!!
Cleeese/Barker/Corbett!

Absolutely inspired!
(can you front page your own work?)


(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:33, archived)
# does
rogan have superpowers?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:36, archived)
# I have
x-ray vision...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:52, archived)
# i think so:)
rather like the phantom:-

"the hummus of ten kittens...."
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:53, archived)
# That's
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:34, archived)
# :O)
Splendid!!
(moobat, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:38, archived)
# That's

(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:39, archived)
# .
(zyn (thetix), Wed 20 Nov 2002, 22:41, archived)
# not sure
that could be any better!

superlatives fail me, luckily my superlaxatives are working fine - gotta go poo
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 20 Nov 2002, 23:25, archived)
# Just
missed that last night , glad i checked this
morning , that is brilliant !!
WOO !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 5:55, archived)
# wooyayhooplawooyayhoopla!!
What a fantastic thing to wake up to! Frost-tastic!!

A classic sketch, brilliantly reproduced in duck fashion. (Do ducks have fashion? Perhaps read Mallard Clair?)

Take a bow!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 21 Nov 2002, 8:28, archived)