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# Eddie Jackson

For lunch today I have two rolls with haslet, mustard, pickle, tomatoes, lettuce and
stilton in them, three bags of salt and shake crisps and a can of Irn Bru all washed
down with several cups of tea.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)
# haha
i had a frube, a dairy lee cheese strip, a white roll with turkey, a packet of monster munch, a cherry bakewell and a jammy wagon wheel

:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Not bad
but what is a frube?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)
# it sounds like a particularly severe variety of rantallion chode.
i hope it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# fruit + tube
(+ preservatives, additives etc.)
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Fromage Frais in a tube!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)
# petit filous...


in tubes...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)
# It means to Felch a Ruby
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)
# healthy!
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Did you finish it all before the lunchbell rang and you had to go back to class?


YOU EAT A CHILD'S LUNCH!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# hahahahahaa
that made my day!
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)
# hehe
i was gonna put

/six years old

at the end of the post... I love my childish food i do!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)
# A toasted Ciabatta
with Tuna, Melted Cheese and lashings of Mustard! Mmmm!

An Appley spa drink

And a packet of Chili Heatwave Doritos!

Drunken Paralysises redsushi!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Braw
I've never had that before, I'll find somewhere that sells these things.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Which part?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# this part
"Tuna, Melted Cheese and lashings of Mustard! Mmmm!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)
# It was absolutely Braw!
Althoguh I should've got it with Mayo on it :(

I have a Banana too that I didnt eat yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Roast lamb
and roast potatoes. And green things.

Bit like a sunday lunch, but on wednesday. ;-)
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Sounds good!
any mint sauce with that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Eeewww
No way. Mint sauce is one of the most vile things I've ever tasted. I wouldn't ruin a good lamb with it. ;-)
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)
# I'm going to eat my own eyes out...
...if I see any more Eddie Jackson!

bowl of Shreddies, ta.
(The Love Manatee, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Your better off eating your eyes than shreddies
I'll post some Eddie Jackson for you soon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Salad
consisting of:
[butter beans
choppered tomatoes
sliced green peppers
sliced cherry tomatoes
sunflower seeds
sesame seeds]

and an apple
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Choppered tomatoes?

I cant even make up a joke about that as I still have the giggles after that "did he shit in his own pocket" comment.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# ?
do tell... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5171378
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Healthy!
you need some chips with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)
# bastard!
/wants chips now and is skint
edit: also is miles from nearest high street
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Today for lunch I'm having surgery!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Eh?
Is it trendy right now, or sommat? You're having surgery, someone else is having a brain scan, Leningrad has the flu, etc, etc, etc...
(Pseudonym, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)
# don't forget
DTFs is catching colds...
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# I have syphilis
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Genoa?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Cor!
everyone's ill today.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Really!
That's quite old!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# What's old?
what you gibbering about?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Not ill.
Just a silly cancer thing. Nothing really.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Frech stick(!) with houmous (not hummus)
and chocolate cake with custard for aaarfters. And a big mug of Tetley's.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)
# fucking hell
that's brilliant. i'd be smiling all day.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# :¬)))))))
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Cohohohorrrr!
sounds grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# "another disaster i'm afraid...
four tiny triangles of dry beef on stale white, with one cherry tomato, all squeezed into a minuscule tin the size of a hole punch, so they're all torn and raggedy. Plus a steaming cafetiere of strong black coffee and a few menthol fags. I don't know why I got menthol today. I feel like a granny or something," twenty twenty twenty four hours to go's grey kid.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)
# that sounds lovely
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Not as bad as yesterday's lunch
yesterday's just sounded like a complete mess.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
i love how it made you genuinely angry that any human could consider consuming such a paltry meal. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)
# I'm having leftover risotto
and a cup of tea
and a gold bar if I'm not too full
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# mmmm... Gold bars.....
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)
# I've got 10 of em
/smug
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# they still make gold bars?
I love gold bars.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# yep
they are about 80p for 10 in tesco
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)
# I'll get some tonight
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)
# I can never find them in my local tesco.
I had to buy a four back of Kinder Buenos which are good, but not quite as good
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)
# they are in the multi-pack bit
near the single finger timeouts etc
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)
# I've just had prosciutto ham and salsa in a pitta bread, plus lady grey tea
I'm still hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Grand!
have another one or ten more cups tea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# "two rounds of Quorn ham style slices with lettuce and extra light hellmans mayonaise on white bread"
Blackadder The Thirds Brianftang
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Just have some real meat
none of this fake stuff made from quorns.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)
# havenae eaten flesh for 18 years
ain't going to start again today

besides, trying to lose weight and Quorn is nicely low fat
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Dunno what haslet is, but it sounds manky!
Today I am having:

2 ham salad with cheese and mustard rolls
1 bag of cheese and onion discos
1 mug of chicken cup a soup
1 Kinder Bueno
Also Irn Bru! Made in Scotland from Girders!
And a manky, tasteless piece of nicorette gum. Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Ham and toilets
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Braw!
I don't really know what haslet is either, all I know is that it's made from pig and has some other stuff in it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)
# If you google image search it
You get this: foto.rambler.ru/public/f/e/felix1270/1/me/me-web.jpg

...which reminds me a lot of Abandonnship in a very 'I would' kinda way.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)
# 'A ladybirds ear and a bicycle spanner'

crossdresses Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:01, archived)
# I'm starving
Probably something from the pub
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)
# you said pub
now want pint
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Have an allday breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:01, archived)
# yes this ^
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
I had some pasta dish with sauce on it at a nearby restaurant.
The Sauce was tasty and contained Beef.
I drank Pepsi
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Sounds good
so long as it has a tasty sauce and contains beef then all is well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)
# I ate my lunch early again because I am a greedy pig trousers
Aubergine and paneer satay, salad of crunchiness and low-fat custard with Merchant Gourmet banoffee sauce (which is officially one of the top ten most delicious things in the whole world).
(Pachey, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)
# That's a fine sounding lunch you had there
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)
# wow, that sounds fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Thank you
Like you, I am trying to lose weight. The Asian supermarket is the dieter's friend.
(Pachey, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:06, archived)
# I just had a plate of fried potatoes and bacon
covered in parsley, and eaten with my fingers.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Cor!
that sounds bloody good, fried potaties are great, especially with bacon and egg.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Mooch!
I just had a bowl of Sultana Bran, an apple and some hot chocolate - all purloined from the office kitchen. Things are a bit tight at the moment you see.
(Ally_Baby, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)
# In my old job I used to always steal from the office kitchen
I no longer work in an office so I have no kitchen to steal from, bah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:06, archived)
# last year i stole some crackers from the office kitchen
...then i started to feel sick in the afternoon
i later discovered they were well beyond the "best before" date
that will teach me
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)
# pizza pizza pizza
one w/ mushrooms, ham and extra goat cheese(that's my daughter wednesday request)
and for me a napolitana with anchovies and capers...+some green salad
pear milkshake
..miam miam
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 28 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Hurray!
sounds great!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)
# i have 2 tins of microwaved beans
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Bah!
Beans are good but you should never microwave them. You should never microwave anything.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)
# minty lamb
bap

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Jacket potatoe
with cheese and beans
as per usual
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)
# impessive luncheon
im all about the pate myself
(I helped save b3ta! bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)