Right then
What's the smallest print run your printers let you have, and how much does it cost, and where do you get your cardboard tubes from, and what type of printing is it, and do you give them the original or is it from a digital copy?
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i dunno
im fairly confident my supply of carboard snakes its one of a kind..
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Ok then
The smallest run is "one width" - that's a two metre wide printer, so one two metre print or eight 25cm wide prints or four half-metre wide prints.. etc..
I'm charged by the length of paper used, regardless of width. Prices are only a little less than what I charge for the finished print. I make bugger all on these.
The tubes come from Viking Direct. fast, cheap and easy. www.viking-direct.co.uk.
It's inkjet printing, and I make a 300dpi digital copy on CD in MAC format which they print from either Quark or Photoshop.
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Thu 3 Nov 2005, 22:58,
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I'm charged by the length of paper used, regardless of width. Prices are only a little less than what I charge for the finished print. I make bugger all on these.
The tubes come from Viking Direct. fast, cheap and easy. www.viking-direct.co.uk.
It's inkjet printing, and I make a 300dpi digital copy on CD in MAC format which they print from either Quark or Photoshop.
Thanks.
I wonder if traditional litho printing would be cheaper and/or work at all.
Seeing as the pictures are kind of monochrome.
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Seeing as the pictures are kind of monochrome.
For my stuff
I couldn't find anyone who could litho print images 10 to 15 feet long.
For smaller piccies, it might work ot cheaper.
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Thu 3 Nov 2005, 23:02,
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For smaller piccies, it might work ot cheaper.
well
1. turn on the computor
2. stick head through moniter
3.
4. profit
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2. stick head through moniter
3.
4. profit
A large human foot being cleaned by
5 small beavers with toothbrushes.
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a kiwi bird
trying to use a mastercard on a flying bush
the bush being a phone
and its raining frightened ghosts
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the bush being a phone
and its raining frightened ghosts
marzipan roaming wild on the African savannah
while small game hunters try and catch them
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A giraffe
with a streaming cold,being looked after by a penguin nurse
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a pinapple winning
in a race against an apple, a banana and a melon.
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tied together at the tail!
If mine doesn't win, I'd like this one to.
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Thu 3 Nov 2005, 22:51,
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Hmmm
Do you also go to everything2? They are/were obsessed with Monkey Knife Fight over there. And "Vote Giant Squid".
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a sexy young girl
with cerbal palsey, trapped buy her full body brace in a mangled car in a scrap yard being anally raped by a irish gypsy with a welding torch while being forced to suck off the worlds most oily alsation while her grandad who is her sole carer since he sold her mother to russian pimps wanks himself off with the open sores where his hands used to be before he tried to rip of the russians and had them dipped in red hot chip fat
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Horrendously fat women masturbating with the detached limbs of male lepers
while the previous owners look in horror, all the while their scrotums are slit open and their unprotected testicles gnawed on by diseased rats
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Thu 3 Nov 2005, 22:54,
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phwoar
can i fuck them up the arse and just as i'm about to come replace my throbbing member with a gun and blow there brains out while i come on there torn arseholes?
please
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Thu 3 Nov 2005, 22:57,
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please
a bowl of soup...
...cooling slowly in the quiet kitchen while everyone sleeps in peace.
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a man sitting at a campfire
...by himself, whilst a bear lays a big steamer in his tent whilst he is unaware.
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