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# A short story
For part 2 (of 2) in my 1,000 post celebration, have a short story:

(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)
# top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)
# Psssst! Excuse me Mr Rik sir...
...this slipped off the page before I got a chance to answer...

www.b3ta.com/board/5360846
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:53, archived)
# could be .. could be!
what do you fancy doing? stealing the amp off me for a bit or sommat?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)
# what have you broken now?
I dunno...kids with toys ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:55, archived)
# nah
I got a fancy guitar lead sort of like this and when I disconnected it from the amp, the bloody springs ripped off the metal connectors on the amp

- avoid compression springs!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 11:10, archived)
# I use Planet Waves
No problems. How can you prolapse your amp input socket?
(The Lord God Almighty My bottom smells of poo, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 11:23, archived)
# Yeah - I'll take it to my friend's place (he's in Rugby too, you see)
When it's fixed, I'll drop it back to (somewhere near) you.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)
# that`d be brilliant
drop us an e-mail or sommat via teh profile, and we can try to arrange sommat, even if it`s just a secret meeting in the Harlequin Centre car park ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Cool - I'll do that later...
Websense blocks everythin b3ta except the board, so I'll have to use some of my allocated "Entertainment" time to look at the profile.

Meh...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Ha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)
# haha class! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)
# haha, saw it coming, but very nice anyway !
yay.

Think you shouldn't have captionned it 'gravity' ... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Good point
I've changed it now (and nobody will notice).
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)
# I certainly haven't ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Make him explode on touchdown :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Have a WOO
and a Yay. That made me laugh till i wet myself
(I helped save b3ta! One More Fatty on the pile since, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)
# fantastic
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)
# ver gud
ver ver gud
Ya
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:40, archived)
# pft!
:@
(gianthead, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:40, archived)
# *turns monitor upside-down*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:41, archived)
# I knew it was coming
but the timing was perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:41, archived)
# haha!

top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Schnarf!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:41, archived)
# hahahaha
w00!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:42, archived)
# haha!
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:43, archived)
# hahahaha
i likes this!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)
# woo
supsdoopa
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)
# Here, Samuel L Jackson's got something for you:
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)
# what a top notch idea
you are the MAN

woo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)
# this is fantastic stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)
# that Sir
is fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 11:10, archived)
# That is
perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
that's lovley
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
# hehe
that's top notch.
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 18:03, archived)
# Woo, ace-o-mat!
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Thu 24 Nov 2005, 19:00, archived)
# Top work Durb.
Only the smallest of animated woos for you. I don't wish to distract from the genius......
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 19:29, archived)