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# I heard the rumbling tummies so logged on quickly

Today I had a small cheese and herb muffin and a glass of water. If I manage to keep it in I will have another later
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# aw you pore thing, are you ill?
I'm having:
chickeny soup rich in noodles and croutons, with toast
followed by six white cheddar and fine sliced tomato sandwiches
followed by a sponge cake with cherry jam inside
(gianthead, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# SIX sandwiches and all that?
Cor you must be a hungry boy. I hope that's as beezer as it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# they aren't very thick sandwiches
unfortunately, but they're very tasty

nice facts by the way
(gianthead, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# ploughmans sandwich
salt and vinegar kettle chips, choccie fudge bar and a white crunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# mmmm
Braw, especially the white crunch (assuming that's white chocolate).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# salt and vinegar kettle chips
or my personal favourite salt and balsamic vinegar?

Kettles are the king of crisps
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# i might go to tescos in a minute
but i'm undecided on what to get

maybe a pasta salad maybe a blt sandwich, or maybe a sit-down meal.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# If you have a tesco sandwich
be sure and check it for lies

http://www.b3ta.com/board/5713222

/edit hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# A sit down meal could be good
then you could be satisfied that the chips you order will not have wilted.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I REALLY like
Tesco's Chicken and Bacon Baguette. Mmm *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I'm having
A cheese and ham and mustard and onion and spinach and tomato sandwich

With nobbys steak crisps and an oxtail cup a soup

this will be followed by a banana, tea and a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# A good well-rounded lunch
Don't forget to shove a few crisps into your lovely sandwich, if there is enough room.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# You haven't had a very big lunch
are you poorly?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Yes
I have been quite poorly but I am getting better now and have only just started experimenting with food again (since Monday).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Hope you get well soon!
I have a dribbly nose and that today, but nothing could keep me from my food
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Houmous and roasted pepper on a flatbread
farmhouse cheddar and spring onion crisps, and balackcurant cherry and rosehip smoothie....

thank you mr sainsbury
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# humus!
argh
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Cor
That sounds delicious. I may have to come round your house/office/park bench to sample some of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# a really shit
packaged thin turkey sandwich from the canteen that stunk of farts when i opened it
(I helped save b3ta! Ceteri, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# hmmmmm fart sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# it didnt
really hit the spot to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Ceteri, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Oh dear, that won't do
Can't you return it or bin it and see if there is something else? Maybe you should just forget butties for today and have chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I'm going to
the 'Freshers' sandwich shop on York uni campus for a chicken tikka baguette with a bottle of water and an apple :) *feels healthy*
(I helped save b3ta! jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Yes that is very healthy
Have a Tunnock's wafer to go with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Gone Thai.
King Tiger Prawn and Noodle soup
with lots of spinach, spring onions chillies and garlic (Miso soup base)

Clementines, Strawberries, Nectarines.
A handful of Pistachios.

Take the bike for it's MOT.
Then off to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Cor! That is truly a braw lunch
I have a crusty roll nearby. I would like to dunk it in that soup.

After that I would like to steal some of your fruit.

And for supporting the Thai food industry and selecting yummy types of fruit...


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# You'd be welcome
I've made far too much as usual

/Edit : Thankyou very much !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Hello Stand-in Duke
I yam having a pint of guiness and black, two carrots, a banana, an apple and a bit of choc-chip flapjack. Sounds healthy but i did have a sausage, egg and black pudding bap about an hour ago


Hope you feel better soon
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Thank you
I've been like this since Monday and am only just managing to eat without... oh well never mind the details. It *is* lunch time after all.

Your lunch is very well-rounded. There is a bit of everything to let your tummy know that it is well cared-for.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Sadly my tummy is also well rounded
hence so much fruit and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
# hoorah!!!
mean beanz on toast for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Yay!
Minimalist lunches are braw. Fact. Yours fits that bill perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
# some
lovely cheese on some lovely toast, with lashings of ketchup :)

moisture comes courtesy of sainsburys summer fruits juice.
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Replace Ketchup
with Worcestershire Sauce.
(Lee and Perrins natch !)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# i
found some Worcestershire, so i got both on there now :)
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# lashings of ketchup..
also I like lashings of some sort of chilli sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# I have to toe the party line on ketchup
despite what I might think (although of course my opinions don't count because of being female).

Ketchup is for girlies and those who have the ghey. You need brown sauce on that or Worcestersashiyere sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Or no sauce
and ground black pepper instead
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Mad Person Alert !

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)
# ground pepper
on cheese and toast is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Mad Person Alert !


(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)
# nay!
well i hope thats not true, i have ketchup on everything! my current stocks are 10kg's of heinz and 375ml of Canadian ketchup from teh Canada!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Today I ahve
A Cheese and Pickle Sandwich

2 packets of Chili Heatwave Doritos

A Mars Bar

A Can of Orange Tango

lovingits redsushi!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# mmmm chili heatwave doritos are the best
Like the hot monster munches
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# mmmm
A tasty lunch indeed.

Don't forget to shove a few of those yummy Doritos into your sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# a packet of milk chocolate digestives
as many cups of tea as possible and maybe a cottage pie (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I have seen a picture of you
and there is no room in that dinky belly of yours to fit an entire packet of milk chocolate digestives.

You are suffering from "eyes bigger than belly" syndrome, ma'am and I suggest you eat the cottage pie slowly and THEN see if there is room for biscuits afterwards else it will be all tummy-grasping and moaning later :)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)
# corned beef bap
nice stand in facts

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Have Pickled Beetroot with that.


(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# It's Thurday
so it's corned beef! Well done!

And triple score for having a tufty club badge.
*eyes with envy*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)
# and it is that time of the working day again
for lunch I had;

pork or chicken or turkey steak/fillet
with sheep's cheese, tomato and goulash on it
spicy carrots
Bavarian noodley things with Tabasco
and a pretzel

all washed down with spezi, powerade and water
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# It sounds braw but
I suspect from what you said and because you've already eaten it that you had...
mystery meat! OOOOH
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Mystery Meat !
and WTF are
Bavarian Noodles ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# haslet and cheese sub roll

various walkers crisps

tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Yay Haslet!
Braw! (so I am told)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# a omelette with chopped mushroom :)

'lo pot :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# 'lo Proddy :)
Omelettes are braw and with mushroom, they are brawer!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Today I are having
Potato salad with Polish sausage
A bag of cheese and chive crisps
Ribena
and I may have some chocolate buttons later
(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Your lunch would be perfect
but I am always suspicious of meat in salad products. They should be on the side, however, the fact that you had cheese and chive crisps and may have choccy buttons later has saved this lunch and even elevated it to braw status.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Oooh, I'm late today sorry
I shall be having a bacon, tomato and avocado sandwich, with a side portion of crisps, and treacle tart for pudding
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Cor
Yay for low-fat diets that other people stick to).

Treacle tart eh? ooooh *quivers*. With custard? cream? ice cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Evaporated milk
is my topping of choice with treacle tart
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)
# i've been eating
an absurdly large chicken + salsa wrap and a medium sized apple pie. And drinking lots of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Yay for absurdly large chickens!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Argh I'm late, sorry
Just munched on a shredded chicken, watercress, mayonnaise and avocado bap from the baker's in the village (though I very nearly got waylaid by a really nice looking cake shop and tea rooms next door... I haven't spotted that before! Wahey!)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Phew, just in time, Mr Not Pachey ;)
I was just about to comment on your wonderful as always lunch when my eyes spotted the "nice looking cake shop and tea rooms). I (and probably many others) await a full report on the contents of said shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)
# I shall provide the FULLEST possible report
quite soon, I assure you!

Thankyou, Miss Pot!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)