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[challenge entry] come to Telford


and get your virgin ass LAID.

From the Advertising Where You Live challenge. See all 430 entries (closed)

(Carling, pint of, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:45, archived)
# COR!!
*comes*
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:46, archived)
#
*marks on map*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:47, archived)
# I would like to also come in Telford.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:47, archived)
# One of them is wearing the wrong skirt!
It's a disgrace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I'm certainly not visiting a place where people make mindless errors like that
I'm going to write a letter of complaint!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:57, archived)
# I think you should.
You should use a very stern tone indeed. It's quite ruined my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 12:09, archived)
# I will
I'm going to write to Telford council and let them know what I think. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight because of this or until Telford council have solved this matter.

I feel let down.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Odd
Have they installed an imitation coal-effect fire in the back of their tiny hatchback? Is it to distract from the baked bean-tin exhaust? What are those identically dressed young women doing?

(I helped save b3ta! foop, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:48, archived)
# It is the same woman
experimenting with long exposure times.

She is a pro photographer.

And who doesn't like coal?!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:49, archived)
# hmmm
they must be huddling around the fire in an attempt to keep warm
(mangakid, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 12:07, archived)
# That kind of campaign would work
And therefore I will vote for this.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] *spunks* :¬)
Mind if I stick a little repo for compo here...


Don't actually live there any more, but what the hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:48, archived)
# heh
you might get this:
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:51, archived)
# i've travelled to scotland for 4 weeks
and everyone warned me about the midges, and i didn't see a single one. altough when i met up with the rest in the end, they where all complaining about the midges...


hehehe, suckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:52, archived)
# you went to the East coast.
The west is midgetastic
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Go to Skye!
6 billion of the little fuckers per square inch!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:59, archived)
# actually, i didn't
i went from stirling to ben nevis to inverness, then went to nairn, and then all the way back to kincardine, and no midges.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!!!
yes, clicks
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 12:24, archived)
# They'll
never all fit in there will they?
(saaaaaaausage you say?, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:49, archived)
# are they trannys?
don't want my virgin ass taken
(pdjpdj, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Yes.
I'm not getting any younger, and wouldn't say no to any of them. 10 years ago, however... actually... Who am i kidding? I would. All of them. Raaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:51, archived)
# hmm
by the looks of them you could probably have all of them. the whole freakin package.
(Dust Bunny your little friend under the fridge, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Orders Whole Body Condom
a la The Naked gun
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:56, archived)
# hah
looks like that blurred out guy is in the process of jumping one of them
(Dust Bunny your little friend under the fridge, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:52, archived)
# blurred guy
ahahahahaha
(Carling, pint of, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:56, archived)
# is it a guy
right?
(Dust Bunny your little friend under the fridge, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:59, archived)
# .
think so. member of teh chavnation
(Carling, pint of, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Telford
it not shit, honest.

yes it fucking is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 12:22, archived)
#
Bloke in the background appears to be so excited that he is undergoing molecular acceleration. What the hell?
(You're kidding me., Sat 8 Apr 2006, 1:57, archived)