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[challenge entry] final attempt


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(luc0069, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Haza at last
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:39, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/6158884
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:39, archived)
# it works, but it's too big
and edit posts, rather than starting new threads.

Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:39, archived)
# you gals are always saying that...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:43, archived)
# but never to you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:45, archived)
# i thought about saying it
but didn't. but i'm glad you did.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:46, archived)
# couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:47, archived)
# *thinks about linking your photo*
*doesnt*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:48, archived)
# piss off cunt face
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:50, archived)
# You're fat.
(r3load, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:46, archived)
# You're Gary.

Mew
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Correct.
You're female
(r3load, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:49, archived)
# holy moly!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:50, archived)
# What am I saying?
Telling the world you are female. I should have kept it to myself and flirted hard. Dang.
(r3load, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:52, archived)
# I thought your all gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 18:14, archived)
# my my!! you must have thought ages on that

go and have a rest now


p.s he said you smell like wee wee
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Me and Mr Mykey have a strong bond.
I used to show him my penis on webcam
(r3load, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:50, archived)
# aaaaw young love

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:52, archived)
# No really.
(r3load, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Its true
A magnificent specimen
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Do you remember when I used you catch you out?
"I'm just going to get a drink" BAM!
(r3load, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:55, archived)
# *cries*
Were you after that photo of topupthetea topless?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:58, archived)
# YES YES YES!
*starts the self petting*
(r3load, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 18:00, archived)
# only problem now is the filesize
shrink it to 50kb please

here you go
http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/caterpiller.jpg

just change the location of yours to this one, by using the edit button.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Hooray!
helpfil persin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:46, archived)
# umm
its weird...i dont have an "edit" button or a "delete" button...I can log on..its telling me its not activated yet....But when i write these posts, it asks me for my name and password...i dontget it...ima wait till i get home...im on a work computer...they really blow
(luc0069, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:46, archived)
# okay, what does the URL show as?
www.b3ta.com/board/ ?

or

207.44.242.20/board/ ?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:49, archived)
# the first one
...
(luc0069, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:51, archived)
# then i dont know
you're either blind or you can't read.

that's as much help as i can think of.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:53, archived)
# no, i dont think so....
prob an old version of internet explorer
(luc0069, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Perhaps he has cookies disabled
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:56, archived)
# AHHHH
thats it...im at work, and I cant change those properties
(luc0069, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Is that
teh uplaod codez?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:54, archived)
# it should be here:


i'm not sure but you should be able to still edit, seems ridiculous you can post and not edit or delete.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:49, archived)
# I KNOW
but bare with me....ill get it...in the mean time...i appologies
(luc0069, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Wahey!
you got it
(I helped save b3ta! Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:39, archived)
# oooooh, DIGGER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:39, archived)
# hahahahaahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:40, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:41, archived)
# but ..but
ah.. never mind

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:40, archived)
# no no...
let me have it....whats on your mind
(luc0069, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:41, archived)
# the filesize
the FAQ suggest images be around 50k in size. This is 190k
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:42, archived)
# you need to optimize it
to get the size to 50kb or under. If you're using photoshop, when you go "save for web" just move the "quality" slider to the left until the filesize is reduced enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Im at work.
Dont have any photo editiong programs :S
(luc0069, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Then how did you make this pic?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:50, archived)
# magic llamas tied to sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Tutorial?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:58, archived)
# i had emailed it to myself
...
(luc0069, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Hooray!
Don't give up on posting here. It can seem kind of involved at first, and not everyone is helpful, but you'll get used to it really quickly and it's definitely worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 18:00, archived)
# nah, ill be sticking around
some people are a little bitchy, but hey, ther're everywher...right? And besides, I like the photoshop challenges.
(luc0069, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 18:05, archived)
# look at the size of that thing!!!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Grrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:41, archived)
# yay!
I love her and want to marry her

:D

maybe it's cos of all the potential for vibration, dunno :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:42, archived)
#
who is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:42, archived)
# its the Flemmish Queen
She was pulled out of no where when the last King of Flemland died.
He had no living relatives so the post was given away by lottery.

She was the lucky ticket holder.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:44, archived)
# That doesn't explain this:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:45, archived)
# thats the King of Flemland
It's his deathmask.
He died having a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Not again!
Shriveled penis neck!
(hotdog tuesdays, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Yes, again.

I found a couple of new ones. One of them is fantastic. As soon as I decide what do to with them I'll post them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:49, archived)
# or the man that can eat his own head
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:50, archived)
# I find that a little hard to swallow
and I'm sure he does too

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:54, archived)
# holy shitsnax
he's a looker
(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:56, archived)
# (it's a shoppage of my own creation)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:57, archived)
# awwww cute baby sandworm
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:57, archived)
# yay for people with strange heads
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Indeed!!
(marky-MALFUNCTION, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 18:03, archived)
# the what?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 18:11, archived)
# I'm not sure anything will.
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:48, archived)
# good heavens
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:48, archived)
# er...
really?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:46, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:48, archived)
# it's an entirely true story
only the facts are made up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:49, archived)
# and some of the bits in between
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:53, archived)
# can't wait for the hollywood movie
all those car chases with vibrating cars on a vibrating road

just think of the white finger claims

the insurance payout would be crazy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:55, archived)
# that's a fabulous picture
but now you need to bring the size down to around 50k. Keep going! You can do this!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:40, archived)
# cool
a JCB
(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:41, archived)
# 'Slightly' huge filesize
But good pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:41, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:44, archived)
# fantastic!
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Well done (at last)
Optimization keeps us all happy.

And you might like to delete your previous posts
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Decent effort, if a tad on the large side
Welcome...
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Yay! Great pic!
You got there in the end. Now just take care of the filesize, and delete your previous posts, and you'll be a hero :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 17:44, archived)