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# give me other things to have it say.

then obey.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Nullo Girl
Good afternoon.

I recently happened upon your website. It is very well made and I ordered a 60 count package of your product earlier this week. I am writing today to share with you how I have quite inexplicably become smitten with the young lady who appears on your home page. In all honesty this is not a regular occurrence for me. I take my relationships with the fairer sex very seriously and feel proud of the fact that I am not a gentleman who leers at women in general.

However, I simply must request of you a little more detail on this particular young woman. Any and all information you could pass along would be most appreciated.

Yours sincerely.

Rob Manuel.


any suggestions before I send it off?


Edit:Open directory listing!!!

www.nullo.com/images/

no raw images though. bollocks!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:46, archived)
#
That seems pretty succinct to me.
Click send and await their reply!

edit: but at the risk of sounding crass, I prefer larger boobies on my girls.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:47, archived)
# I definately
think this is a turning point in your relationship with her...
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:51, archived)
# me too!


*rubs thighs*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Who is the Nullo girl?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:07, archived)
# my future
my destiny


unless she stinks

www.nullo.com
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Aah
I was going to warn you of the possibility of it turning into an obsession but I fear I may be too late ;)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:14, archived)
# I fear that may well be the case
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)
# She has a lump of the side of her face.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Cheeks?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)
# No, on the left of her mouth.
I just noticed it too ... that's wierd ...
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Saggy cheeks.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Nullo does come with side effects
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Haha.
and that's her 'good' side.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)
# her initials are A. L.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:10, archived)
# How do you know?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)
# boy, for someone so obsessed with her, you sure are shit at investigations.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)
# That's not her silly, she doesn't have a boyfriend


/delusional
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)
# best testimonials
Hunting

In hunting, the human body scent can be a handicap when it comes to stalking prey. Nullo neutralizes the natural body odor that animals can pick up. Here's what a few hunters had to say about this product.

"I shot this deer with a muzzleloader after eating Nullo for about 4 days. He walked within 50 feet of me and never knew I was around. Eight points and 150 pounds. Wow...Thanks Nullo!"

-WW

Colostomy

" I discovered Nullo about six months ago and have been very pleased with the product. I am a colostomy patient and Nullo really helps out with blocking the odors associated with this condition. One caplet in the morning and one in the evening are all I need. Nullo is especially nice when traveling."

-C.M.L.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:47, archived)
# make sure you state clearly at the bottom:
I AM NOT A STALKER. I'M REALLY NOT. TRUST ME.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:47, archived)
# I OWNA SUCCESUL WEBSITE CALLED ROBMANUEL DOT COM
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:50, archived)
# *sniggers*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Ask if they do gift-wrapped packs
to send to smelly celebrities.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:49, archived)
# ooh!
Opportunity!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:50, archived)
# ooooooooo might pop that little gem in there too
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Perhaps you could remember
that generic models on websites are usually taken from stock photos bought from wherever, and have nothing to do with the actual website.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:51, archived)
# KILLJOY!!!


besides, she's no generic model. She's probably the owners daughter or something.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Unless she's holding the product in the photo
she's probably never heard of them
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:54, archived)
# dash my dreams upon the rocks why don't you
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:56, archived)
# You could email them asking for their web designers address
then ask him which stock photo place he got it from, email them asking who the photographer was, then ask the photographer if s/he can get in contact with the model.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Plan B.

;)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:02, archived)
# or
you could find a prostitue and just glue the picture from the internets on teh face..
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Plan C.


;)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Mindpiss...
...although I was going the long route.

/Google Image Search for Ian McShane blog
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:55, archived)
# eh?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:59, archived)
# LoveJoy.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:11, archived)
# attachment
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:52, archived)
# *faints*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:53, archived)
# That's a nice pair of antlers
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:54, archived)
#
"I shot this deer with a muzzleloader after eating Nullo®" -WW.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Perfect
I think you'll soon get your results
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Huzzah!~
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:53, archived)
# here you go.
www.b3tards.com/uploads/nullo.swf
if i were you, i'd just send them that animation. it has all the class you're searching for in the delivery of your request.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:54, archived)
# hahahahhahaha simply marvelous!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:55, archived)
# now without 'any suggestions...'.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Haha! Wooo!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:57, archived)
# i have attached the following photgraph of my self
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:54, archived)
# perhaps not, but thanks
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:01, archived)
# this is
oh so woo!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:00, archived)
# hee hee, ok sending now. Thanks for all the suggestions
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:02, archived)
# glad i could help.....
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Genius :D
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Huzzah!~
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)
# All in one easy to view format
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)
# What does this mean?
Fel! Kunde inte komma åt sidan i fråga.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:35, archived)
# You're OBSESSED, man!
 
I'm sure she is just a model and her cunt is like a bed of roses.

Not a stank minge as I may have previously inferred.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Thank you for that
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 0:04, archived)
# make it say:
"the unemployment problem has gotten so big, it won't fit in the garage anymore"
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:56, archived)
# yay!
*saves*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:09, archived)
# hurrah.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Virgin are spineless?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:01, archived)
# haha i just realized you were referring to virgin the company.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)
# I would like it to say
"feed the world"
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:01, archived)
# I think that is a nice thing for a nipple to be saying
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:04, archived)
# one of the nicest.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:05, archived)
# "There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:49, archived)
# i must remember this
shore standing idiot blog
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:51, archived)
# haha
paranoid fishing will be all the rage
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:03, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:10, archived)
# How about...
"Repeal the Law of Gravity"?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Pay no heed..
..to the floaty, green tit.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Thanks!
Now, uh.. what is it, really?
It's not a floaty, green tit, is it?

'Course, that could just be me.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:14, archived)
# it really is a green tit.
i took this picture from a google search for 'boob', traced the bitmap in flash, took just the boob, drew some crude outlines, put a translucent copy of the boob itself on a different layer and colored it green and blue.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)
# "I are giant floating communist teal breast. Cunt wank fishmonger."
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:12, archived)
# yay. animation made and posted in 1 minute. record for me.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Job well done.
*Bookmarks for later use*
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)
# it should definately say
I'm Pink therefore I'm spam..


I know its not pink, but its the thought that counts :)
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:36, archived)
# How about
"Stop looking at me, Dirty boy!" ?
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)