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# My new passport photo
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)
# teh spikey teeth am tickleing my balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# insert pointy cones
into my anus


please
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# *penetrates*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)
# room for two?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# come on in
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# christ!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)
# REJECTED!
Background is too dark

Subject is not facing directly into the camera

Subject is not central in the frame


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)
# darn you for saying the same as me
in better English and first!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# And is he smiling?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# looks happy enough to me
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# my nephew's pasport got rejected because
he was laughing
not looking at the camera
his mothers arms where in the photo

take into account hes 8 months old.


have you ever tried to get an 8 month old baby to sit still, look at you and NOT smile, laugh giggle or cry for more the 5 seconds?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)
# There was something I was reading about this a while ago.
Fucking passport office.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# bah humbug to them all!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# you are allowed hands in the picture
if the little blighter won't sit still.
(Dangermouse., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# 4dam?
bet he knows how
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Rejected
man's cock and ginger pubes in shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)
# yes
my kid
it's going to look ridiculous when he's five years old
cos i'm certainly not updating the cunting thing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# you have spawn?
I've asked this before, haven't I?


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# he's just over an year old
he is massively cute
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
#
www.flickr.com/photos/mictoboy2006
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)
# He's gorgeous...
Who'd have thunk that a git like you'd make a little stunner like him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Aw
I love babies.


Yes, I'm leaving it at that. I'm not going to alude to eating, sexing or doing anything you shouldn't do with babies. Not today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# aww...
almost as cute as the Young Blue Aardvark
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# PITCHERS
I have no spawn of my own so for now I have to make do with cooing over other peoples.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# I have no pictures of my spawn on-line
for various reasons...

However, I might be persuaded to put a couple up...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# "...and the spawn of mictoboy shall rise up
under the power of govenment and reek havok on human kind..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# well, it's got good prospects
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# it'll be rejected
you're at an angle
by which I mean 'Woo!'
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I'll angle them
if they're not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Haha - it's a bugger when that happens!
*Sets up repost opportunity for Curis because she is nice...*.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Super happy fun post
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Hurrah!
Love that! And you!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# you are too clever for your own good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Very good....
Yet hamtouching?
Im sure Ive seen that before.
nevermind, it deserved a FP back then anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Deja
woo!
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# ah
that does make me quite happy
many woos and yays to you, sah!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Repost?
Very good, though :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# It was.
But relevantly and in an existing thread www.b3ta.com/board/6480620

Not been FPed before.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 18:53, archived)
# *something about a FP'd repost* ;)
woo yay and motherloving houplah!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# 2nd frontpage for this

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:05, archived)
# oooh...weird how so many people think it was then..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:41, archived)
# I know.
Quite flattering really. But you'd think they'd've checked my profile first. Perhaps it was on /popular for an age?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Wonderful!
More of this stuff, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
#
Wasn't this FP'ed ages ago? Ah well still great.
(Wrekriem, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 18:48, archived)
# lookielikey
That one with half a face doesnt half (pun intended) look like Jake Thackray... Judge for yourself: Jack Thackray GIS
(spacedman, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
# no wonder you're such a hit with the ladies
down at Budz Bar
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# They can't resist my fleshy , toothy chasm of a face
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# gives toothy head
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# such a cutie
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# you're such a looker
it's not fair
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Eeps!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)