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# The Internet: Facilitating Easy Means of Communication.
I was charmed to find this in my inbox -

meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# seems like a lovely chap
what did you do to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Heh, I'm mixed race
and Jewish descent

How come I don't get called a jew-nigger? :-(

*feels left out*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# jew-nigger
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# new-jigger
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# There you go - always someone around to help.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Yay! *feels the love*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
#
/hugs
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Now if you could just oppress me and make me sit at the back of the bus I'd truly appreciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# *punches in the stomach*
*kicks in back of bus*
better?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# *fills with glee*
I'm a terrible person. My nonna would kill me if she saw this.

I just don't get racism, especially considering white people kind of started out as a lovely deep brown colour, back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# back when all this was fields...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# *chuckle*
I remember a sketch on [mind blank] were two black guys went to talk to the National Front and ended up throwing the white guy out and started shouting for the white settlers to be thrown out of Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# ^^agrees
I'd rather be a nice brown colour than my vague pinkish white
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# i quite enjoy my vague pinkish white colour...
However, you can be whatever colour you like and it doesn't bother me in the slightest*

*unless you're blue. Damn blue's, coming over here, taking our jobs and stealing our milk**.

** erm, think i got colour mixed up with tits again.
(dieselmonkey, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# pffft
..took me a while...but pfft
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# You ain't being let on any damn bus.
Right?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Not even the playbus?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# you're going on the train.


oh, dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Maybe if you lucky girl
...the playbus won't run you down when it goes past :oD
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# because he is a child who has no idea what he's even saying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# I ignore him
Yet some how he still gets through!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# He's
MAGIC!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# I wish he'd
do a proper trick and f*cking dissappear then.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Sorry, it just made me a little saddened.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# S'ok
I'm just a bit sick of Krammer from Seinfeld posting here.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# I still don't understand what he said
I was a bit 'What? You oppressed the black people, you didn't EAT them!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Mmmmm, nigger pie...
I have no idea what this is all about
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# coon cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Black pudding...
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# do they really have the internet in special schools?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# I love the Ignore Button...
It's made the Board so Pretty and Clean.. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# oh i dont know....
i think racist twunts posting massive, badly drawn pics with no hummus, make b3ta a much warmer and fluffier place.
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# his were the first
messages I saw posted today. What a gayer
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Yeah, me too. What a lovely start to the day.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
#
so it's your mum who gave me gonorrhea?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# God I hope not!
For your sake if nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
#
www.dnsstuff.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# That looks a Useful little Biscuit...
Thankee!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# I think he's a vicar
I just pressed ignore for the first time ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# How rude - what a bellend
This guy really does take the biscuit (the soggy one).

Does 'ignore' remove the that person only or any other he creates? (i.e will it ignore his ip id as such?)
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Reminds me of the film "The man with two brains"
Kathleen Turner: "Kike nigger wop!"
Steve Martin: "Into the mud with you scum queen!"
Brain: "Who was that?"
Steve Martin: "Oh, just some scum queen"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
I love that movie
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Steve Martin's finest moment
Apart from Sgt Bilko (kidding, dont shoot)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# *Aims*
It's obviously 'Cheaper by the Dozen'
*Realises Mistake.. Points gun at self*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)
# His Pink Panther remake is the bestest filum in teh world
Make it quick
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# what a lovely message
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)