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# i made a creature


/crappy phone photo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# see how it runs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# *tilts*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# with it being that cold up there
no wonder its bell-end is blue.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# set fire to it
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Bit cruel
It's not like it has foot and mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# it might..
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Good point...
That was good enough reason for them to burn loads of cows.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# From here,
it looks like it has four feet and a mouth.





Badum!




tsh...
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# pffft :)
I can see legs but no feet
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Well,
I assumed there would be feet at the end of the legs...
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Well,
Assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME

:)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# *writes that down*
*reads*
*chuckles again*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# I want one
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# woo!
strike it!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# does it suffer from 'phossy jaw?'
/tenuous match reference blog.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# You didn't make that!
You've bought a whole box of them, look.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# oh
and I don't smoke. ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*


you just enjoy playing with matches then, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# 'nings, miss!
*hugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# i have been known
to set the odd thing alight. matches..fireworks...fields..
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I have only ever burnt people.
So I feel morally superior.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# very lovely
TJ

When referring to 'a handful', is that the size of the breasts' owner's hands, or the hands of the person grabbing said handful?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Afternoon freebs!
I'd say it's the person doing the grabbing...

But it's a fluid kind of rule, it could alter according to the circumstances.

For instance, in bed with the missus needs a whole different set of rules and constants than at the lap-dancing club with your beered-up chums =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# it was a mathmatical query
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# but he's provided both
quantitative and qualitative analysis as well as sociological observations ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Yeah but what I meant was you're more likely to be grabbing your missus' norks in bed...
...while a lap-dancer's more likely to grabbing her own.

So whose hands can depend on the situation.

Never mind =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Theres only one way to settle this.
Bring me Norks
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I'd say
It's based on the person grabbing said handful.

Reason being that a handful isn't a set measurement.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# HE'S not ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# it is sweet!
have you decided if there is to be an aberdeen b3ta bash?
(I helped save b3ta! wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# heh, im not really organising one
so i wouldnt get your hopes up...still possible though.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# oh wellington boots
how many b3tans do you think live this neck of the woods anyways? prolly not many
(I helped save b3ta! wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# not a lot
i think. sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Cute!
Does it have a name?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# well its either
bluebell or 'keep in a dry place and away from children'
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# I prefer the latter.
Or 'Kiadaafc' for short,
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)