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# ave it
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# why am i looking at pictures of your dog?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# why am i looking at pictures of your dog?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# is it cos you broke into my house?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# I've not seen you in some time.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# I've not seen you in a bowl of custard,
Nor do I want to actually.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# I re-emerged from the mists of lincolnshire a month or so ago
how are you petal?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# there's nowt misty about lincolnshire!
/home
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# I'm sorry dear, but it's shite
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# woah!!
WOAH!

why? why is this? what would make you say something like that!?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# If I'd known what sort of hole you'd crawled out from
I'd never have touched myself in front of your image. Now it just makes me feel dirty.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# where the hell in lincolnshire have you been?
it's all flat, there's no holes.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Don'tget me started on your lack of geography.
Not so much as an Ox Bow lake.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)
# wrong!
i visited one on a geography trip
and knowing my school, it can't have been that far away
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)
# I'm getting annoyed with my chemistry and maths.
Though DT and ICT seem to be getting along well.

I'm very busy at the moment, and should be going to bed now, or I'll be dead in the morning.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# surely that's a good thing?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Hahaha
now you look really mean.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# damn these Brummies and their ninjaness
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)
# Back in my day my parents would just tell me off for going to bed too late.
How times have changed.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# My parents actually gave up on that in year 9
Otherwise my post count wouldn't be so high.

Edit: I've gotta go to bed now.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Did anyone else miss the "getting fucked as a punishment by her parents" joke I was implying?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# I saw it.
I giggled.

So have a belated "Pffft".
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)
# I miss nothing
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)
# I thought it was just my twisted mind.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)
# n'night dear.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Lincolnshire has the bst chippy,
in the way of Linfords in Market Deeping.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:40, archived)
# NOOOOO!!!
Not again.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# argh!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# why are we still looking at your dog in a hole?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# why are you looking at his dogs hole?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Curiosity?
It kills cats, but maintains a healthy sphincter elasticity in all canines over 2 feet tall.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# dammit
my canine is 1' 11"
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# RUPTURE AHOY!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# What were the chances?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# I can't think of anything witty to say
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# You shove cameras and dog biscuits up your arse?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# pffft
gebius
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog
A-FUCKING-GAIN!?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# it's worse than it seems
you're in a drainpipe
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# This was here last night.
Now tell me what my last topic was about.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# *jacks this failing thread*
I have made something!
www.theministryoftheaquisitionofimportantfacts.netaspace.com/Forums.aspx
A website to record inane and trivial facts!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# to me
this looks like a top down view of a 'dog face' print lamp shade on a stone table
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Ah fuck it.
Off for a wank and a sleep.

'nite b3ta
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# night night
have a good one
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Have one for me.
G'night.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Nighties!
Rather lacey ones.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Ohhh, foxy!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)
# night nice bum!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
what the heck is this from?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Lazy Town
The cooking episode "You've got to cook it by the book" is what she's singing.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# I have never heard of lazy town
I'll look that one up
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# It's one of the oddest TV shows
I have ever seen.

Really.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# anybody want to fill me in with a few details
about the show? It looks very odd
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Well, there's this guy, the villan?
and he wears this like plastic thing on his head.....

Best if you just look on YouTube I think.

This is the cooking bit www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcGRJEs41ZM
She's a future Britney Spears I think.

Here's some more. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi6WsB8dZcE
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)
# that's the most pointlessly shitty editing EVER
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)
# I thought that, That's why I changed the link.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# it's fucking creepy
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)
# It is
horrible!

How old is that girl? There is so much perverted stuff on the internets about people wanting to bed the young maiden.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)
# well there you go
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)
# 173 days till she's legal then
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)
# That'll spoil the fun:
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# The one of her shaking a pig could be fun to mash too.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)
# She's saying
"I fucked the pig"
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
so she is.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)
# she has no b00bies
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)
# 15!
Gah!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)
# holy crap! she's 15!?
where are here breasts and spots?!?!?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Show us yours first
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)
# most have already seen them
sorry
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# it's a huge hit with the kids
my daughter loves it.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# This ^
Exactly.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)
# I was wondering about that too
I've seen that girl before
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Ohhhh
Stephanie!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# haha - that's tops
yes!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# She's saying
"cock" to me.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)
# that show is still scary as fook
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# I was asked to be in some odd reconstruction of it once,
for some show of Jamie Oliver's or something similar, but then I was much too ill to go to the auditions :(
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)
# Trumped by Boobah.
I still wake in a cold sweat.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)
# it is like some strange drug
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)
# I looked in the same pipe and saw...



Quick and dirty and I just had too...
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# CHUMP MAN BEAR

*hums the song*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# he's the bear of many faces
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# A master of disguise
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)
# bum, bum. bum, bum. bum, bum. bum, chump manbear
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# That's the other end of the pipe.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Hurrah!
Arrroow..wwwooo..wooo...wooo...woo!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:45, archived)
# Why?
picture?
dog?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)