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# ok time to spoil everyones fun
I think your ace I did make a picture and i could post it as a reply but im 2 today so i figure you will let me off. not that i care much if you dont
and yeah i know its 64k

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(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# happy bertday
I hope you gave her something to chew on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# :D
knows it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# is that a news reader?
?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# sort of
www.bartcop.com/casey-preslar-miss-america.jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# naw... i thought it was this girl
here
(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# That's airbrushed to fuckery.
So I still don't know what she looks like.

Probably still would, though
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# What does she look like?
All I can see is airbrush.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Mind Pissness
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# True
but it is rather obvious airbrushing. I was wondering whether I was looking at a real person or someone from a computer game. I looked at the bottom of the pic to see if it said 'actual X-Box game footage' or somesuch.

Edit: Crivvens! She's addicted to the airbrush!

www.printroom.com/missamerica2002/ma_full/ok.jpg

Which presumably explains why there's hardly any pictures of her on the net - they're still busy making them.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# I've found what she really looks like...
If you look here, the middle image on the top row is the unairbrushed picture.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# lorks
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Crikey!
*reaches for the airbrush can*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# This is the bloke wot done it.
He appears to be calling himself a 'photographer'.

www.jimgrillot.com/pageants.html

Looks like an easy enough job...

1) take utterly bog-standard portrait shot
2) apply smart blur filter
3) that'll be £250 please.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# O_o
photographer 3d renderer
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# hazaa
material to last me a year! i sh ant rest until every one of them has bent teeth and mingy chins.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# 64k's fine for animations...
Happy b3taday! Here, have some cayke:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# thanks
i will feed it to my gif
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Nyum nyum nyum nyum
Hippy bathday! Crampy bumday! Lumpy Birdgay!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# That's no big deal considering animations can be up to 250kb
Nice pic btw.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# i was ready for hippos
im more of a reply man usually
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Scampy Candle Day to Ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# happy
b3taday jam, if i had a scanner or anything useful where i work i would send a cake... will have to owe you one :)
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# its the thought that counts
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# happy b3taday
what type of cake would you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# one with a fully clothed respectable lady
popping out of the top
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# no can do
but there's one standing next to it:

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# its worked its magic
*fawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha that's ace!
The size is fine for an animation :)

oh, and HAPPY B3TADAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# happy b3taday!
and it's okay, animations can be anywhere under 250kB! (:

hallooo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Hello you!
*hugs*

*feels left buttock*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# buttock hog!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# How can you even say that?
I've left her right buttock free for anyone to feel.

And if you're just jealous, well alright then

*fondles mugatu's right buttock with spare hand*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# what's wrong with my right buttock?
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# I'll take care of that
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# *feels right buttock*
Hang on a minute...

*lets go of mugatu*

*feels both buttocks simultaneously*

Nothing - there's nothing wrong with them at all. Now if you'll just excuse me a moment, I need to pop to the loo...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# bappy h3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# b3taday!
have some CAYKE
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# munch munch munch
BANG!
edit : img206.imageshack.us/my.php?image=image20lg7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Maybe too much candles
but you can have my cake too

happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# good quo addage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# sweet
img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fatcake12gz3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Well
done.

The n in not should be N.

You dropped these:
'
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.




Happy betaday.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Animations...
...are allowed to be biggar.

*lets off*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)