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# Morning Darling
well a woo and a yay for my e-mail account to be nice enough to let me join. Been using the newsletters to make my opinions or facts known but can now add straight to the boards, not so many pictures, more lots of stories... anyway what i'm trying to say is 'hello b3tards thanks for having me' looking forward to making a few people laff x
(Necromental is a voice., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:42, archived)
# You just made
the first mistake.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
# DUCK!
INCOMING!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
# it IS fucktard day, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
# i just broke a rule didn't i
gash
(Necromental is a voice., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Afraid so
Read more in the FAQ at the top of this page
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# *covers ears and eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# *Waggles genitals in face and screams*
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# *sniffs*
must be pasta night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# SORRY
I'll just go and sulk at work
(Necromental is a voice., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# Best place to sulk:)
Everyone makes their initial mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# i'm keeping my genitals away from you
they're only for the self imposed deaf/blind.

i don't care what you do, so long as at some point you DO make me laugh, a tough claim to follow up, bet you wish you'd kept it buttoned now eh?

bad luck chap, you live and learn eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# definately pasta night
I can smell the parmesan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)
# how dare you!
That's the finest Helmetdale known to man or beast!....i mean woman, bollock!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:50, archived)
# don't sulk
take positive action
Open MS Paint - give it your best shot
host it then edit your post and stick the image in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
# sup
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# word!
ting an ting
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# 'lo Prod!
Congratulations on the front page :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# 'ello pot..and thank you :)x
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# ello prodge
how's tricks
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# good good..how's yourself? :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# over worked
not underpaid though, and tonight i dine on ale!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)
# haha hurrah!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)
# i have Duvel in the fridge
mmmmmmmm foreign booxes!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# mmmm Belgians
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Out of interest,
I will but why do you care?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Aaahh
This is still my favourite image off b3ta ever...

...almost worth the price of the threadwaste...
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# I suggest you get a flavour of the place by reading this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta

It will explain many things including why starting a thread with no picture is frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# and this
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# IMHO
I find the wikipedia entry explains this place to a "T" and goes a lot further than the FAQ (and it's a better read too).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
# wow
i'd never read that. i particularly like the formality of this bit: "cliché links are often referred to being "glasscock", named after the famous image of a female golfer kissing a glass trophy, which appeared to be a phallic shape due to the camera angle. This image was so ubiquitous at the time that it is thought that virtually the entire of the B3ta community had seen it, hence the name."
i think it's the word 'ubiquitous' that does it. so polite.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)
# it is a nice article
although I can't help feeling that a description of b3ta ends up becoming a definiton of the place and that somehow undermines it

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# To define this place undermines it?
That's an odd opinion.

Anyway, the reason I prefer it is that it:
1. Give a good flavour of what goes on here including historical info.
2. Describes how to avoid incurring the wrath of B3tards.
3. Explains the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Yes
and there's noting to stop us updating it either :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:04, archived)
# thank god
you cant just post mindless jibberjabber to the newsletter!
(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# /ducks
/passes over first aid kit
(Mr Johnny Cash eating kittens since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# we're not all horrible
everyone is nice I'm just a reet cunt
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# Huzzah!
Have a pic
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# ouch
*keeps head down as board goes mental*
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# Hello Newbie

Please FAQ our Hippos :-)
(Mr Dan is the man, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Good.
Those cunts at BT have deleted all my FPs from my webspace. No emails or anything. I'll just have to put them back then. They left everything that wasn't an FP.

Fucking cocksmokers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)
# you're in the wrong place
general chit chat goes on the talk board, we demand pictures here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# FAQ
"Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?

Yes, you are allowed to post messages of all kinds on the messageboard."
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Also from the FAQ
"Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?
Yes, you are allowed to post messages of all kinds on the messageboard. Please be considerate to others though, the board only holds 15 threads at a time and it's not fair to push somebody else's hard work into the archive just so you can say, "Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes."

If you just want to talk nonsense and chat to people, then you should go to the talk board where you can gabber on about anything you like and not worry about upsetting the people who make pictures."

EDIT: Sorry BW, I thought you were Necromental...
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:10, archived)
# I'm crazy about the dead, if that's what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read the Effin' Q. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:15, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
HE IS ON FUCKING FIRE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)
#
/takes cover from incoming...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Low on pictures,
high on text?

You want to go HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)