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[challenge entry] A bit dark First post..

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(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# My Dad hates you.


Yes he does.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
#


Edit: in other news I am 90 posts from my first nakedness.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Small "r" with line through it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Its good but its not the one
whats next to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
# BIG R!
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
# YAY
now whats mr chips doing?
MR CHIPS GET OFF OF THAT CHILD!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
# is it Pirates?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Lock up yer daughters!
I'm on 996...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Huzzah, I am being a post whore today
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *comes back to b3ta for 5 minutes*
fucking hell.

also: fuck off with the dead children.

ALSO: HELLO? ARE YOU READING THESE RESPONSES AT ALL?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# it's impressive for it's 'checklist of errors' quality
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
#
[x]Huge filesize
[x]Huge geographically
[x]Morbid
[x]Unfunny
[x]Apauling shoppery


What am I missing?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
#
[x] Text on a googled pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)
#
[ ]comic sans
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
#
[ ] Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Ha ha, I was thinking that
If they'd posted a thread immediately below it with a C:\My Documents link, it would have been full house.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)
# indeed
plus they're doing that:
[x] ignoring responses
[x] not editing the post, despite multiple requests

thing too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
#
or

[x] troll


in which case all previous comments are null and void
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)
# The sweet irony
www.b3ta.com/questions/failed/post69353/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Fucking idiot noobs who do this sort of thing
NEVER read the replies.

It's part of what makes them cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)
# response
I am now....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 19:58, archived)
# half a meg?
i am speechless
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# OMG ITS SOO BIG
HALF A FUCKING MEG!

I NEED CLIMBING GEAR TO GET TO THE POST ABOVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
# THIS!!!!!
HARD!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
# hello? someone say something around here?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
# DIXON!
I'M UP HERE!

*waves*

*falls*

*plummets*

*still falling*

*Still plummeting*

*thud*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
# worth it
just for the replies
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Except the 20 mins I have to wait while the picture loads between refreshes
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)
# ok
(pre right click)

I'm going to right click, let's see what happens

(post right click)

I'm not going to say anything
big r
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
# A++++++++++++
great poster!
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Good communications,
fast delivery.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
# haha!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Recommended! Should post again!! -.-o-.-/\o/\-.-o-.-
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Optimise this, you fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
# and link it
i'm not happy with pictures of corpses
this isn't rotten.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
#
I'm ok - I can't actually fit the corpses on my screen and still read the board.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Bit Bigger...
..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Great first post
You have fulfilled all the criteria and passed the test admirably.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
# ..............................
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
#
*clicks "I like this"*
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
# FP it now
(I helped save b3ta! smokey bobinson westing by musket and sexton, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
# nice try....
but wrong!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)
# your bollocks are hanging out.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Jesus H. Christ
on a bicycle made of fucking shit, on fire in Devon.

That is amazing.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
# LOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
# so is that description
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Please delete this post
Then come back when you've read the FAQ.

They're in the link marked FAQ at the top of the page.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
# congratulations
you just qualified for /talk
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha
He meets the criteria

'noon btw. What you been up to this fine day?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Jeezum Crow Son
Ensmallen the bastard before it kill t'interwebs
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
# wrong.


i got it right this time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Good user name...
...bad pic
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Christ
Whole MSPaint bitmap, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 15:33, archived)
# was funny for 2 secs
then my hand hurt from scrolling, RESIZE CUNT FACE. its easy,
step one: open it in paint
step two: resize
step three: kill your self, in a very painful way
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I can hardly see it
BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 16:51, archived)
# you've broken my internets
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tofor, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Wow!
One day I might be able to produce work as good at this!
(MrP, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 17:34, archived)