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[challenge entry] James


Hope this aint been done...

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(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Haha, that certainly is a peach =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# thats a very well drawn cdc!
woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# You spelt 'cock' wrong!
have this woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# you've ruined some beautiful artwork
you slag
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# oh come on...the Lane Smith illustration aren't THAT bad
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# ignore him,
he's being misreable today!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# oi!
i saw your deleted reply!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# yeah i thought twice.
didn't want to start a row.
I'm a wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I missed it
What did you say?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I told him to calm down and I'm sure some of his hard earned cash keeps this place running
:(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# but he hasn't donated....
:S

and he never joins in
just turns up, drops off his latest work
then sods off again!!

we're a comunity!
not a drop in centre :P

i'd just like to point out though
i still really like his work, the talented bastad
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# This^
At least JJ does some sketches for us and so forth. But I'm no artist so I can't say anything
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# and replies
well, sometimes ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# me too
never said I don't like what he does.
Just wish he'd join in a bit as you say.

It'd be nice to know we aren't just thought of as a bunch of dim witted cnuts who are a possible way for him to make a few quid
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Who?
/Curious

//Hasn't had time to join in for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# CHOPCHOP
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Apparently he's someone else
not sure who though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# ning wagon master!
hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Grand ta :D
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# not too bad pumpkin.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# YOU!!!!!
i demand you be searched for evidence!

*pulls on marrygold*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# *bends*
My evidence is purely internal....apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# heya CW
didja see my 10K?
Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Yes and I replied
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# SSG, or so I've heard
but more than likely, that could be just rumour
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I think that's nonsense
unless SSG is really into Drumb N Bass
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# It probably is,
I just caught that via the grapevine as it were
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Ditto
:)

It's like the b3ta soap opera this morning :D

'ning archie
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# 'ning m'lovely, trust all is well with you...
/noe there's a thought, a B3ta soap opera...

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I could be one of the boring characters
who gets axed after the first few episodes
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# GOD!
it's like an episode of the OC in here!1! What the hell's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Can I be the one who axes you?
Because you were my long lost twin brother who was sleeping with my wife who is also a romanian spy?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# *gets confused*
ok then!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *buys axe*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# breakcore
he's part of Life4Land.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Oh,
I never noticed he didn't 'join in'
But his pics are aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# i don't think we're viewed quite like that
more of a free focus group
inhabited by some of the finest talent on teh web

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# *breathes on fingernails*
*polishes them on shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# you might be
I'm just a mouthy gobshite that gets everyones backs up every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Which is why we love you!
you have all of teh talent
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)
# blah blah blah
we'll have none of this self pity nonsense

we all think you're great
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)
# that gives me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# good god!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# it's only the internet
you can say what you like

unless it is not what I want to hear and I will HATE you!
;¬D
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# oh yeah.
I retract all my earlier mis-infromed statements,
and offer up my backside as compensation.
*bends over*
*braces self.*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# *tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# This^
We demand to know!!!!!!!!

Edit:Well I'm none the wiser!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# don't worry matey its just a quick rant i think.
i really should keep my mouth shut and my fingers still
:(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# alright trappy!
check the original you'll see the cock was already there i just moved it up a bit!

So bollocks to you
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# :|
ease back fella, getting called comedy names is par for the course round here.
In fact a lot of people will just call people c*** or similar with no other explanation.

I assumed that by calling you a slag my comment would be taken in humour as the chance of you actually being some kind of loose woman who trawls bars for any drunken action she can find was quite remote.

As for saying you'd ruined the artwork, by changing the peach stalk in to a cock I think I was actually correct in a terms of accuracy. But this is only a comment on how good the original artwork is. I'd be a bit of a tit if I found this outrageous and yet continued to inghabit this den of iniquity.

Anyway, If I actually hit a nerve then I apologise.
If your reply was actually in jest like mine, then thats all fine and dandy.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
#
does anybody know where the toilets are?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I've set up a hose pipe
it saves me from missing any rants from idiots on the board.

Oooh look there's one above your post its, oh...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# belm
:)
(SarahBear, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# :) Hehe i meant "bollocks to you" in a nice way
Besides, I do trawl bars looking for drunken action but that is neither here nor there...

You are right tho, it was beautiful artwork before i shat all over it...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I don't!
*waits at street corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Peachy
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# hahahaha
I oved that book as a child, now I know why

I thought peach was cunt, or perhaps arse
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# d'ya like fruit?
suck on my cock - it's a peach
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Sid the Sexist at his finest!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
#
Sid the sexist 4dam
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# d'ya like chicken?
try this - it's foul
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Tits OOOOOOOOOT!
I used to have a sid the sexist video. It was funny when i was younger
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I fucking love Viz
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# ^this^
haven't read it in years tho :(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
#
fowl
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# whilst I am aware that the play on words is meant to represent fowl as in chicken
it is equally meant to indicate foul, as in disgusting, hence the play on words. Obviously when you say the line it works properly, but I was undecided as to which of the 'foul/fowl's to actually type, as when spoken out loud it would not matter.

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# It's hard work, some days, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Do you like jewellary?
well suck me cock -it's a gem!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# aah
couldn't remember where it came from, and didn't want to reveal my throbbing ignorance
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# But you still managed to reveal your throbbing member
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# it's difficult to hide

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# is that a soapy carrot?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# looks like a spoon handle to me
or a gone off sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# it's a hot dog sausage
those ones that come in brine or wot not
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# ACTUAL SIZE
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# what amazing girth
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I think he's photoshopped it
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# even the soapy scuz dripping from the end?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# no
just the girth
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# cheesy wotsit?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# soapy cheesy wotsit!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# but equally
"She turns over, peels off them orange pants, spreads her legs real wide and says to me...'Take a bite of Peach'."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# wild at heart
shit film :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# yes
s'alright.

got your last goat porn DVD yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# fuck
i totally forgot to thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# arf!
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)