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# Hot off the email...
To the tune of 'If you're happy and you know it ...'

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it'all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq




(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I recieved this in my
email this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# yesterday.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# moi aussi
and if I've had it, I always assume it's dead old. No-one sends me anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)
# That is sooooo
last week!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Has anyone seen that
"all you base email" it's dead cool
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# link it
and then go buy
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# had it
though i had a different version, strangely
as a rule, if you got it in email, so did everone else.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Which means my mate Dave is a lying scrote, cos he claims
he wrote it...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)
# did he use the word
"ACTUAL" in capital letters?

cos that's usually a sign
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# doesn't it
have to be verified by IBM and Micro$oft before it's pronounced real? :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)
# AOL an' all

veracity is not a word often used on the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)
# absolutely typical
so many time u get emails from people claming- they wrote it, they shopped it, it happened to a mate so it's got to be true.

Liars.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I passed that one round the office
and one of my cow-orkers thought I'd written it when I'd claimed no such thing.

Which is sort of the same but backwards. If you see what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)
# did you
write it?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# no.
DARWIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
#
BRUNEL!

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Absolutely
Groovy
(Akhaal, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I didn't
Very well done whoever did it.

(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Not hot
as such
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# It's done the rounds
But did anyone see Bremner, Bird and Fortune's programme about our Government and Iraq? Our whole involvment in the Middle East since WWI scares the shite out of me. And we call ourselves civilised?
(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# and
they made a film about laurence of arabia - he was a hero - wasn't he ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)
# And apparently, so is Winston Churchill
except what no-one realised before they voted him as the Greatest Britain is that he sanctioned bombing of innocent tribesmen in Iraq after WWII. I'm so glad a voted for Newton now.
(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)
# frightened the crap
out of me too, particularly churchill launching a terror campaign against the middle east! Greatest living briton, fact fans. See - Brunel should've won :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# DARWIN.
That is all. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)
# he was a muppet
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Really?
He had Jim Henson's hand up his Harris?
(cattleprod, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)
# CROMWELL.
That really is all.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# That opinion might not go down so well
in Ireland...
(cattleprod, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Funny you should mention that. I'm Irish, and my Dad
who's a playwright, had a play on Irish radio recently, in which a character claimed that Cromwell had done a lot for Ireland; particulalry he revolutionised the agricultural methods. Dad got turds in the post. An O'Fatwa, he called it...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

If you're voting for historical figures you should know their history - the man was a disgrace.
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Yay for Darwin
if only the British Public weren't so stupid...
(cattleprod, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)
# fools
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)
# that's v.good
that is
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# he's sitting on the toilet too :)
Also, just noticed - we seem to have the Sport newspaper registered wth us now www.b3ta.com/board/701465
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)
# then they wouldn't be the Public
they'd be the L33t
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Am I missing something
I thought Darwin was dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Brunel was my first choice
then I realised that he couldn't have done all that engineering if Newton hadn't done all that thinking. But that's just my opinion.
(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)
# not
Princess Di?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Nah, fuck 'er, she was a slag...
buys ticket, goes to platform 666
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)