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# Newsletter subjectline challenge
Tell me your suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:58, archived)
# "Our Gift To Iran"
See! Political humour!!
(__, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:59, archived)
# ^This^
With bells on.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)
# "Slower than spastics in a magnet factory"
or
"Does a vegetarian zombie have a pulse?"
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Life on Mars!
(__, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)
# INTERNET IS NOW TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)
# keeping up ap-Iran-ces
(radja, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)
#
"my inner paedophile has fucked your inner child"?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Win-ar!
(I helped save b3ta! Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Of course, it's Friday TODAY.
Thought that was yesterday, and that there was no NL this week.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I forgot that it was good friday / easter etc
it's a bit meaningless if you don't actually have a proper job
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Internet Monkey isn't a job?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:06, archived)
# "Viz on a computer"
Only not as funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)
# however, it is cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)
# "Viz on a computer, only not as funny (but cheaper)"
Still the best site on the web - and for that personal reply I will now donate!

Edit - see, have now donated.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)
# ... a Kidney
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:09, archived)
# sperm
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:10, archived)
# If "Kidney" is Cockney Rhyming slang for...
... not much, then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:11, archived)
# huzzah
we'll be spending your cash on whores and cocaine as usual
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Spock likes the captains log up his jeffries tube: Exclusive shots from new star trek movie inside
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)
# This Week: The Best of ZOO
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)
# That sounds suspiciously like last week's headline
Thanks for your contribution though!
(__, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:03, archived)
# It was meant to...
as in 'last weeks was the best of NUTS, this weeks is The Best of ZOO'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I see!
Now I understand!
(__, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)
# IRAN is just IRA with a N. Middle east/bogtrotter link proven
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)
# sweating like a Pediophile in mothercare
not original i know. nor right spelling...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)
# What's the subjectline challenge
He said after about five years
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I'm asking for suggestions for the subject line that goes on the email version of the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:08, archived)
# 10 reasons why Jesus deserved to be nailed to that cross
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:07, archived)
# That made me cackle like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Nail me to a cross and call me saviour
-- its the B3ta newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)
# R.I.P Newspapers
they've invented this new thing called teh internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Holy cock! Jesus gets wood: Exclusive pics
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:06, archived)
# If I die today, I'll pick up my answerphone messages on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:06, archived)
#
"Piss on my face and call me Charlie!", announces piss-faced Charlie
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Cocks Vs Tits: It's the fowl on nesting bird hot action photo spectacular
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:07, archived)
# "Would Jesus really want to be reminded of a Crucifix?"
Not stolen from Bill Hicks at all
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:08, archived)
# if you nail me up there
i shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:09, archived)
# ^ Get's my vote
(if I was a registered voter)
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:12, archived)
# haha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:18, archived)
# [insert witty and obscene caption here]
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:09, archived)
# BUMMING JESUS IN THE FACE SINCE 1982?

(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:11, archived)
# would you bum a 1982-year old man in the face?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:13, archived)
# They've probably lost all their teeth,
so it'll be more comfortable. Plus they'll complain less.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Jesus should have been nailed on backwards so we could bum him on the cross
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:14, archived)
# i swap you rubber boat for shiny suit, deal?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)
# for those who dont read adam buxtons blog
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Feature!
feet your feat sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Free! Pull-out recipe section
hmm hummus store depletion syndrome*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Jesus is risen! OMFG ZOMBIE LOL!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)