must have been done...
& i dont care
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& i dont care
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( , Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:10, archived)
Bah, Vaseline works
and you can pretend to have a good excuse for owning it when relatives come over and decide to rifle through your bathroom
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:13,
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Well I only really use it for things that don't carry a pregnancy risk
So I'm fine. I'm safe on the STDs front too.
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:26,
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Why do you need an excuse?
It's lube - for fucking. Need to know anything else, Grandma?
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:39,
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durex do a lube
but i've not tried it myself, it's a warming cinnoman so they say.
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:11,
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I've an organic nettle one that I was considering trying tonight
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:12,
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Exactly,
How do you know which flavour they are? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:37,
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Then slap on some new "natures vaseline" now with exfoliating sand granules
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:17,
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that sounds like a winning product in my book
i'm willing to give you the full £50,000 but for a 25% stake in the company.
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:20,
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I haven't tried the warming one.
The normal one's alright though.
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:15,
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warming is ace
mint is less good if you get it on any especially sensitive areas.
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:24,
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the warming one didn't seem to do anything
I found the tingly mint is quite good though!
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:26,
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um...
round these parts (heh heh) 'chuff' and 'fanny' are the same thing. Surely "dry fannies, bum sex & wet wanking"?
P.s. Woo to the idea and execution though, and it made me do a chortle-laugh-snort type thing.
P.s. I recommend Anne Summers' Slide'n'Ride - works a treat and is odorless and pleasant.
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:15,
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P.s. Woo to the idea and execution though, and it made me do a chortle-laugh-snort type thing.
P.s. I recommend Anne Summers' Slide'n'Ride - works a treat and is odorless and pleasant.
DO NOT
let that get into your japs eye!
it
fucking
burns
ahem...or so i've heard
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:18,
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it
fucking
burns
ahem...or so i've heard
I plan on using it to wank...
not throw into the faces of pretty Asian ladies :P
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:19,
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a decent gob full of spit has always worked for me
although eating ginger nut biscuits beforehand is not a good idea.
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:23,
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that's something i've always wondered about
having never had the pleasure of intimacy with a
regular curry or chilli consumer. i also wonder about the effect of the said spices on lady bits.
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:30,
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regular curry or chilli consumer. i also wonder about the effect of the said spices on lady bits.
all you need to know
is that it stings like fuck, and is not a pleasant experience
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:35,
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KY makes me think of old lady fannies :(
ID lube is the way forward.
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:25,
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oh and listerine should be kept WELL away
unless you want to pull a weird anime >.< face all day
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:26,
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