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# Weeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# This^
bloody marverlous!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# fly me to the moon, let me play amongst the stars....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
#
I had Louis Armstrong in my head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# did he make a mess?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# pfft!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# i had them girls aloud in the back o me cab
the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# i hope you crashed on purpose!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Oh yes.
What fucking nasty, racist, vile bitches they are.

Plus they're all RANK. Especially the one with the weird face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# thats all of them isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Well I would anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# i suppose if you got 'em over the table or summat....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# This^
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# sept the ginger one
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# yeh
i agree
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# totally
Gingerzilla
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# What?
I'm just saying that gingers need oppressing.

*oppresses*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# There's one with a FUCKING odd face though.
She looks like..

You know when you put a mirror down the middle of your face and look at how you'd look if you were symmetrical? She's like that. Except worse. Fairground Face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# that's the ginger one
Gingerella i think she's called.

the only one worth a bunk up is the blonde one
models for some knicker company now too
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# sarah harding
she be called
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
#
i know, sh
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# haha

what?! never said owt!?
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# on a porpoise?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Good heavens!
Are you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# mmmm...that ginger one
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *SLAP*
i do apologise, but you were hysterical
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha
*holds back*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# lemme at 'im
lemme at 'im

duh duh duh duh puppy power!

i'm so ashamed, i fucking hate scrappy doo!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
*releases*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *overshoots*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# *catches in mouth*

*gips at thought*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Really?
I mean I wouldn't say no, but ... really?

There's one very pretty one in my opinion, but I have no idea what any of them are called.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# i dont even know who you're talking about
beat that
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# the darked haired one not married to the footballer?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# it's one of the dark haired ones - isn't there two of them?
Fuck knows which one is married to the footballer - although ironically her and the footballer do live just up the road from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# she is called errrrmm
married to ashley cole
Edit: cheryl tweedey
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# but it's not her
it's the other dark haired one
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Naaaaaydeeean
or summat.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# cheryl cole nee tweedy
the ginger one's called nicola
that's all i know.
i think the other dark haired one's called angus
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Like the beef burger?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# prezactly
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# pfft
12
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
#
mmmm needs shooting
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# careful...
it could've been rob in his woamn diguise have one of his
hilarious adventures!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# WOAMN!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# i know!
i have no edit button!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *parcels up edit button*
*sends by special delivery*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# i think you can get same day delivery in london...
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# One day I want one of those cycle guys to deliver a parcel for me.
They look really cool
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# AVE A BANANA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Oi Oi! You lucky people!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Nothing better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# don't joke... i love* my edit button
*need
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# oh Christ I hadn't thought of that
*wanks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# how about soho tongiht?
loads of resturants round there, dont have to choose 1 just go and see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Why don't we just go to the fucking roller disco and be done with it?
I'm done trying to organise stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# sounds like an idea......
......we'll meet round yours later then and we can decide then....
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *bokes*
Your missus is a gajillion times hotter.

Girls Aloud are rubbish and shit and awful. *stamps foot*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# how do you know what his missus looks like?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I've met her.
And I had my eyes open for most of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# She's been to a fair few b3ta bashes now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# who?
the captain or your missus?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I'm guessing Mrs Emvee
I've only been to one.

Actually, two if you count CardCaptain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# The missus
There's probably a pic of her on Flickr somewhere...

[edit] aha! www.flickr.com/photos/7264671@N08/409841877/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ooops
you gave us a bad link, i'd do the ginger one up the marmite motorway
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I quite like 'em
well, two songs of theirs anyway - mebbe I don't actually like them, I just like two of their songs

well, bits of two of their songs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# ^ mostly this
(with a soft spot for the ginger one)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Hang on.
www.neonbubble.com/neonimg/1/girlsaloud-nadine.jpg

Do you mean that one?

She's got a disease, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# admittedly
that racist one only got married to Ashley Cole so she could prove she's not racist and he could prove he's not gay

and that Irish one can't dance

and the blonde one looks like she smells

I dunno about the other two
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Is the one I posted a picture of a racist?
Seriously, she has something very wrong with her. Possibly had a bit of a coat hanger shuffle before she exited her mumcow.

*Hull*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# it took me a couple of reads
but that is the first roffle of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# It's fucking true.
She's just got that look of 'my mum drank desperately when she found out about me'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
#



edit: she's the one that goes with the gardener from desperate housewives. jessie summat
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ;-)
You know me...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# that's the Irish one
so she can't be racist, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Actually I don't care if she is.
I don't care if she's the nicest person in the world. Look at her.

KILL IT BEFORE IT SPAWNS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)
# carm down,
you know you would really!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# that was me
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7133594
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# SCREENSAVER SIZED!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# yes!
this^
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# lol
I wanted to see someone make one of him bouncing about the plane with a line of drool following him, but I is a bit crap at teh gif :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# heh
have a go :D

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(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# oo you're getting younger by the minuite
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# you wish
15
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# she's aging backwards
like Mork & Mindy's son
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *nudge*
"he"'s a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# all the way
except on Saturdays when I become a man for his pleasure

ahem...13

edit: damn! dirty editors...
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# she
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I knew he could fly
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# office lolz!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I'm still laughing at this

also: nice throat fuckhole!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# i like this band wagon, can we have it as next weeks compo
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(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I don't think I could stand a week long bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# that's the definition of compo
... eau de bandwagon, the essence of compo... new for b3tans, from Kevin Klein.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# yesm
it seems to me that bandwagons are just spontaneous unofficial compos
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I'm sure at least a percentage of compos qualify as bandwagons
if not more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# yeah, about 110%
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# if not more
and they last longer a lot of the time too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Yay for bandwagons!

(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# haha!
although needs a dead donkey in the foreground...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Drop the Dead Donkey was brill.
I miss mid 90s programming. Back when Brucie was still doing the Generation Game (Before Jim Davidgoering)...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# And Leslie Crowther!!
And Les Dawson!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# And more..

(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Heh,
Have you seen the photo on the BBC this morning?
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# about booze?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Yay
Really is quite heart-warming
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Yayyyyyyyy
have a pearoast then
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha - excellent
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# who's that?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# elton john
.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# elton john
my arse

who is it really?

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(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# The Shat!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ^this
Just those two words shouldn't make a fool laugh, but they do me!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Hypnotic!
Shatner's Basoon!!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# He's a talented chap
But crap a shadow puppets

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# He always travels in style......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahahhaha
the cheeky get!!!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)