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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Needs more useless
murdering 'rescuers'.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I detect some hard feelings about thw whole thing
dare I ask?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Wasted is a whale.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Hey
I'm not that fat. Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I think he was just making a statement in old/Shakespearian language
Like 'beautiful is a summer day'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# He might have been
but I have my suspicions.

How are you this sunny day?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I'm pretty good actually.
I've just had a nice nap after finishing work, and now have a couple of days off :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Days off are great.
I want a day off :(
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# This
Fucking ITV- they should relegate Z List Celebrities doing Shit on Ice to the middle of the day and stick Jeremy Kyle on prime time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Jeremy Kyle?
But why?

Ning, Capt. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# BEST TELLY EVER!
Ningaling duckypoos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# You're calling me guano now?
How pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Well you're in a womanly mood today.
Unless you're joshing. You alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I am not :(
*pouts*

*edit*
I'm just in a bitchy mood today. My laptop broke and I feel shit due to antibiotics and I want to be in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Well cheer up then!
Come and jump around here *jumps*

EDIT- *hug* I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# that rouge lipstick looks lovely when you pout...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# get some testosterone!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# my word Captain
you should broaden your horizons. TV is banned until Emmerdale and replaced with lashings of luvly Talk Sport in kaleidescopetastic DAB.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Emmerdale is shit.
Talksport is boring.

NO. NO TO YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I don't have the words to express how
disappointed I am. Talk sport is ace and they even have non sport bits for girlies. Plus I'm ginger and you have sorely wounded me!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# If you're ginger
surely "ginger girls ftw" is good?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Ginger girls can
fwtw as long as it's not me. I've a fetish for dusky latinos like the Mrs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Pfft.
Talk sport is for nonces.


:D

The only radio I listen to is Radio 4, Classic FM, and smooth FM. And a breakbeat show on a channel I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# *turns on Virgin Classic Rock*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Smooth FM gets my vote. I
listen to that when Mike "ignorant bastard" Mendoza is on instead of Ian Collins but I generally don't listen to music these days. I might roll out a spot of David Sylvian every now and again if I get too cheerful.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Braw!
Jump in the car then . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *gets out of Dave's mind*
*gets into his car*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# 'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# 'ning David :D
*super-special-suffocamates*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Cor!
That's just one of the many things I lurve about you . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# ^this^
and 'stupid gawking onlookers'
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# and you've never rubber necked in your life?
you've more will power than me
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# actually
you've got me there. I am a rubber-necking hypocrite. But I always feel bad about it afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# it's human nature
/nosey bastads :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# morbid curiosity, you can't beat it
of course we don't want to see someone dead, sprawled through the windscreen of their own car, and will probably be shocked, stunned and unable to shake it for a while if we did. But we will have a crafty sideways glance at every opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# you're right, i didn't
but it happened right in front of me, so i had no choice
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# in our local rag
some guy just found a giant Whale bone in the thames
just off Southend Pier

seems like they've been coming here for a long while
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# sneaky bastards!
do they have a whaley 'cloaking device'?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# No, just
whaley cloaks
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I am going to use
"whaley cloaks!" as an exclamation of surprise or excitement for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# hot piss!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# hot wax!
residues
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# something about elevator shoes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# you never lose in your razor blade shoes
:D




/Hijacked flavors that I'm flipping like birds
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *suspects Brazilian*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# makes final approach to land
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Aparently they were going to euthenise it
but it died on its own.

I did the BDMLR vet course and I now know how to kill anything up to a humpback.
AA gun apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# needs more river
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# JOOOOOOOOD!
You kerazzey cakey baker!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I had a dream about you last night....


/sycophantic stalker blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *fears*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# there was no nudity
just pun on pun action!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# also, I like the clothes you're wearing right now..
*hides binoculars*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# everyone should...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# even me?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# It's Bathtime fun!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# cor
sexy bathtime fun!!!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# with blowholes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# And that's why
we can never go to Seaworld again.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# that's either a family guy or simpsons quote,
can't remember which, but I'd err on the side of family guy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# And you would be right
to do so.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Braw! I'll take two . . . and one of those dead John Peel ones . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# 'ning uncle!
how art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# damn no edit!
DAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wotcha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# aha!
gotcha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
*buys one for the Pope and John Peel*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *wees liberally in waspy's ear*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# *wipes*
Ning!

I almost ninjad out Peel as soon as I'd posted, but I feared it was too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# s'a good job you didn't
I was bursting . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# haha!
proper office lol!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# this one for the win
ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# haha *clicks*
brill!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *blubbers*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Krill!
'Lo Architect. How's Mrs A's sponsorship coming?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Hello there m'lovely!
She's doing grand in that respect, she'd set herself a target of £250.00 as the race was a lot earlier this year, and she's already surpassed that now, and is at £309.50!
Race on Sunday, so she's well chuffed!
Thanks again for your sponsorship, hope you're enjoying the 'clue'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# They're coming to Northampton . . .
but when we're in Italy . . . C]:0(


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# they timed that well ;)
'ning fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Noooooooooo!
Go to the one in Brum, that's not massively far away. Or are you still in Italy then too?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I can't . . .
you might stalk me! C]:0D

Yes, we're back then, I'm considering that or Reading

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/7148511


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I could stalk you anyway
You're only half an hour away. And don't worry about my tits. They're in my profile, so anyone could see them anytime if they really wanted.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# They are . . . ?
Cor! yeah, I remember . . . /getting so old

Which direction are you in?

EDIT: Hahahahaha! Roundabout Capital! ARF! We're ashally closer than you think - I live in Hartwell, only just over the border.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Plastic City
(MK)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Roundabout capital?
I suspect she has something in common with the Open University, my sister and some concrete cows.
I used to have a pub in Newport Pagnell and had to fight the townies off every weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# OOH!
Which pub? I could name The George, Tickford St (now a Chinese take-away) The Bull, Tickford Street, The dolphin on the high street, erm . . . The swan hotel, but that's a hotel . . . err . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Also the Plough and the Cannon
:-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I've fallen out of the Cannon on many occasion
and needed a lift home ALL THE WAY home to the Coachmakers Arms on High Street ( the old High Street next to the baptist church and opposite the Dolphin )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Braw!
Granny and Grandad live in Tickford Street, just up from the soon to be defunct Aston Martin plant


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I used to go to AM a lot
being a petrol head and I could walk there. They just kinda put up with me. ( I had the pub, who wouldn't? )

I loved Newport and still can't get the Mrs to agree Bucks is the place to grow old together.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Oh and can I add
that I just remembered my dad did a relief in the Bull and I got off my tits more than once trying to work my way through all the house and guest ales in one session. ( this was in the dark days when pubs shut in the afternoon, circa 1992)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Oh yes!
Really nice to hear some of the older stuff, especially the John Cleese ones! Hope she does well :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# She should be fine . . .
Archie's been out running with her . . .

*googles 'earthquake in Kent'*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# *ahem*
I've gaz'd you, and that reply could cost you dearly in the resulting 'shop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
replied and *fears*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# pffft "blowhole action"
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# winnar
fabulous stuff sir.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# This^
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Goood moorning Mr. Archie, goood moorning Mr. Whale
Goood moorning eveerybody

/school assembly blog

Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# good mooooooooooooooooorning Miss Jessie
*sits with legs crossed on assembly room floor*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *squashes squashy bits underneath*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# that's where you ladies have an advantage over us mere men
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Oooh, that sounded like you actually knew what I meant too!
I have often wondered if that droning tradition was at other schools or just my odd little corner of childhood
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# We deffo did it
but then, maybe we went to the same school! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
I got it too! Yippee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# we did it at school too,
*straightens back so looks like he's paying attention*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Mine too.
So I know exatcly what you mean.
(engekomkommer, Wed 2 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Good morning little schoolgirl
can I come home witchoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Depends, will you wear the uniform too?
*eyes carefully*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Erm I dunno
If it helps you can tell your momma and your papa I once was a schoolboy too.

erm even though I'm actually a girl

/sonny boy williamson I
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# we always used to finish off with
"good morning hall"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 2 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# ha ha. ace
it's sort of bindun
but this one's better
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 May 2007, 11:37, archived)