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# A mouseorgan*


*Said with a lisp
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha, I like this..... then the cat needs a mallet to hit the damn rodents :D
EDIT: I mean another cat could be ready with the mallet!

In fact it could be mallet's mallet!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# or a net to scoop them up?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# or a wood chipper to toss them into
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I've tossed in to a wood chipper.
best way to spread as much jizz around that I can think of.
(waxdart hello., Thu 10 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Yep, and then hit the net with the mallet!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# braw, mouse soup!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Haha, love the little kick by the mouse in the middle :D
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# thank you,
I was thinking of having a row of cats giving them points for the most impressive 'move'
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Hee hee!
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# A marvelous mechanical mouseorgan?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# try saying that with your mouth full!






ahem
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# *looks round for something to put in mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# *whistles provocatively*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# damn
I must be whisteling at the wrong frequency...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# still...
this is plesant enough
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Don't
You'll get throat cancer!

EDIT: Whichever arse came up with that has done more damage than the 100 calories thing!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Utter tosh, innit?
I do everything that gives you cancer already, I don't suppose gobbling a few meat wands is going to finish me off!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# who would be finishing who off!?
i'm confused now

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# stand back and I'll show you what to do
*rolls up sleves*
*gets stuck in*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# *calls fire brigade*
"yeah, i've tried puttin butter behind his ears
it's just not working"
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# *is warm*
*and content*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Gerrrowmmmmf mmmffrrr'n grrrch
mmmmrrfrrrn grrt!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
#
about 20 to 2

ha ha - my clock say 1337!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Are you a dentist?
That was uncanny!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Oooh ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# post posting humour flash
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Ah l'ésprit de l'escalier
mon ami!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# *french fries ~ melts*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# *eats*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# i'm finishing myself of by the look of her profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# it's a pic and a half
well, it's two whole ones really
but i'm not gonna split hairs....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# the "wank yourself thin" programme
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# nob nosher!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# haha
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# how dare you sir!
she is a lady of rare breeding!
*slaps*
i challenge you to dual!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# it's the official word of the day
and stop slapping my knee caps
it's irritating
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# really?!
hey boss! you nob nosher!!






i'm sacked.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I read that with a lithp
I don't actually have one, or any obvious deformities.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# except for that thing you use as a head dobber when your hands are full....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Ha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha!
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# not mechanical
..but still marvellous
edit: mousepiss
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# hahahaha
*clicks*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 10 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# That is All the Super!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# absolutely lovely!
TJ: so is todays hot topic on B3ta bye bye Tony or the amusing credits at the end of C4's sick joke programme last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# amusing?
credits?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# ^this^
i missed it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# i didn't watch the credits!?
and i wouldn't like to Know Darcus Howe
it seems all his friends have been involved in every
major disaster since 1912 :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# He's also the most miserable humourless cunt ever to grace late night channel 4!
Credits were amusing because there were lots of b3tans' pics used throughout the programme and in the credits it said
Archive and still images from
Getty images
blah blah blah
Zoo Magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# i saw that!
i thought there might be a few b3tan gnashing their teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# the cunts!
kill them all
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# heh heh!
yeah, i did notice the odd B3ta shop

i was most impressed with Joan River's 9/11 joke
that was funny :D

and the joke about Beckham and the Toon Army...
shirly that was more about his perceived thickness
rather than the deaths of the indonesians?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Do please elaborate.
I missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# she was the first merican to tell one after the event
it was about the 3000 9/11 widows
and what with divorce rates being as they are
at least 6 of them must be happy
especially with their 5 mill payout
she did a little dance as well :D

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# The most amusing thin in the Rodney Marsh bit
was that I was sitting agreeing with him when he was moaning that it wasn't that bad and it was about Beckham being thick not people dying and how you can't say anything these days...

and the last thing they showed him saying was "I blame all the foreigners" and all sympathy was eroded.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# yup
he sort of shot himself in the foot there

although Darcus made me laugh with
Piss off Rodney
it was the most witty thing he said in the programme ever!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I remember on Brass Eye
when they called Darcus Howe a cocoa-shunter, to his face. Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# yay!
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Oh yes!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 10 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# See
that's proper b3ta that is :) *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# YES
This is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# yay!
love it
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:58, archived)