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# Had to get this out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Poor bugger.
He can't watch shell-ivision.

Badum Tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *hold cymbals either side of head*
...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *erects snare*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# arf
i done painted a snail recently
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Lovely!
Non-digital art? What's the world coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# it'll never catch on
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Ning mate
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# 'lo
I ninged you earlier

Hows you anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Sorry i missed it
I'm good thanks. Need food badly though. You?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I'm good
I've only just finished a chicken mayo salad baguette. It was very nice.

Getting some really bad neck ache today though =/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Dam you and your chicken mayo salad
I had neck ache from sleeping on the journey to work today.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# nice!!
is this one of your hobbies that you can't do because of the move?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# yes, and also no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# oh, ok then....
*wanders off, confused*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# That's lovely
is it for your kid?
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# yes
it goes with a caterpillar and a shit ladybird
(and a tiger)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Is a shit ladybird
a close relative of the dung beetle?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# well, they're fuck buddies
so one hopes not
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *chuckle*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# what's next in the series?
Hope it's a spitfire
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# no idea
i want to paint a nude of my wife, but surprisingly enough, she's not keen
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# buy her a titanic
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# 'Talk' her into it
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Say you want to paint her
at her most beautiful for posterities sake.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# she's HEAVILY pregnant
she'd know that was a lie
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Demi Moore
Vanity Fair.

*rests case*
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# for posterior's sake?
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Wait till she's asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# smart lass that one
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# ??
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# This^
Lynx stop cockblocking
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# 'cockblocking'?
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# It looks like a cock emerging from a turd.
No, it's a great picture, I just think all snails look like cocks emerging from turds. I always have.

No, it's Nice, I can't paint anywhere near that good.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# i thought you meant you painted ON a snail...
*disappointed*
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# there's an idea
I've got about 20 snails in the kitchen atm.
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# in garlic?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# no in a flowerpot covered with clingfilm
we're keeping them in quarantine to see if they've had slugpellets, if not then the skink will get them as tasty shnacksh
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# ooooh nice
old school man, yo
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# That's brill.


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Haha


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# He needs to get out of the stonage
Get a satellite dish!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I'd rather he didn't
Rupert Murdoch is rich enough already
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# He could just move to another area!
One with a better signal!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# silly sammy
he needs to updrade his old analogue shell to a new digital shell.

or get a shell top box.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Silly Thor
freeveiew is set top box
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# yes freeview is set top box
freeview is not new high gain antanne
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# pfff!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)