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# it's 3.14, it's newsletter time
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue282/

EDIT: Damn server clock! Making a fool of me again!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# 3.15
edit: YAY! I'm in it!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# 4:20
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
#
And the two kidneys, and the fat that [is] upon them, which [is] by the flanks, and the caul above the liver, with the kidneys, it shall he take away.


by the way: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDoakKb8_Xo --- Julian Barratt in Metz advert. Fuck he's gorgeous with an eyepatch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# he isn't gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Awww, it's ok Micto, you're still my only wankfantasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# if that were true, why i'd, i'd....
...i'd SHIT IN MY HAT!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# How do you know it isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# but it's only 66m long
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# :(
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# (male) wankfantasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Oy
WELSH THEN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *strolls off whistling happily*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# ha ha!
/muntz
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# he's exceptionally tall
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Don't tell me that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
#
/walked into him in bar once
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# He's having a baby with that lady who does Nighty Night
The program that makes me VERY VERY ANGRY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# never got that show
it was far too nasty to be comedy and not dark enough to be anything else. Overrated rubbish really.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# It just makes me very upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# That advert ruled!
I want to be a freelance scientist (I am 100% serious).

Monkeys with the peridontal atrium!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# freelancing is fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# 1.61803399
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
#
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# what comes after the 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Turtles
all the way down
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I'm reading the science of discworld at the moment.
It's mentioned there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I think it repeats
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Lies! Pi never repeats!
Irrational numbers scare me.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# oi
quit it u tit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Clearly you have something against greek people.
Racist!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# no just people who cant press space!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)
# wahey!
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# phew
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# in that case
you're late
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# and 14 minutes til the Countdown Final!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# *gives praise to magic donkey*
edit:

Threadjack: Finally got through to a human being at Emap... apparently I've been passed straight over to their lawyers. Lawyers have been known to cash cheques, but not write them. Looks like they want to play games instead of paying me for the image they used.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I like emap
I used to work there and they paid me to leave.

(Not that I have contacts that could help you - different staff these days.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# How do you get paid to leave a job?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# made redundant
but my then boss fixed the system so that I was awarded a nice 'bonus for meeting targets'

this plus some redundancy pay added up nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# hmph.
I demand that this happen to me (I'm thinking of leaving anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# be having a really good contract
and being shit at the job
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# he he
probably that too
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# but if the staff are different
how do you know it's still a nice organisation to deal with?

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Are you prepared for the fight?
I'd be prepared to march on their fucking office- there's loads of us.

Thought about sending all this to the papers?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# "Are you prepared for the fight?"
Can't see it being much of a fight. It's my image, and they used it without asking.

Let's see.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Well yes, but they've got money and lawyers.
If we marched on them it'd be an excuse for a meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# oooh!
*pulls up chair to watch interesting fight*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# hurrah, that's twice in a row for me
can I make it a hat-trick next week?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Top newsletter this week!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)