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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Don't start up with your white zone shit . . .
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# we all know perfectly well what's the problem here
you want a divorce
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# give him a lobotomy instead
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# *sends to Zoo*
Superb sir, just superb.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# No damnit, not backwards! Zoom! ZOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I can just see you, forehead pressed to the monitor...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
#
forehead
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
#
foreheadskin
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# =O
Look at all the debris in the red zone. How inconsiderate.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# End apartheid!
all zones are equal bombing opportunities!

*burns your embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I read that...
as BUMS your embassy.

rather painful, I'd think.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# no, it's the other way round
the red zone is for immediate bombing and jihad, there is no suicide bombing in the white zone.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# ..
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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# guaranteed to deliver
nice work sir.

also the ineptitude of this latest bunch of global terrorists is astounding.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# yay for airplane references
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# It's a big building with lots of Jeep Cherokee debris embedded into the front of it...
but that's not important right now...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
#
into near

They weren't even good enough to get it inside the building.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# FAIL
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Girl at my works friend was on the front desk when it happened apparently,
says they were revving the shit out of it trying to get it through the doors.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I still can't help but laugh.
Do you think they even tested their plan or was it a Pub-lunch idea?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# I can imagine it now
"Bah this beer is shit, oh wait we're Muslim extremists doesn't Allah say we shouldnt drink alcohol?"
"Bugger you're right, quick lets do something to prove to him we're still Muslim extremists"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# "Quick! Bob has some gas tanks in his jeep! They blow up, we've all see the movies"
"right now to bomb something that people would give a shit about..."
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# and don't those gas bottles have to cook on gas mark 7
for about an hour before they go bang. someone forgot to mention the airport has it's very own fire engine.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I can imagine most municipal Glasweigan buildings have some sort of anti-arson equipment.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# A bucket of sand that gets used as a comunial ash tray usually
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# or HITTING DEVICE.
Sorry, hettendevice.

did make me laugh on that Trevor McDonald thing where the Scottish Parliament's contact with the EU (or whatever he was) was affectionately called EU Jimmy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha!
when i heard one of the 'bombers' was a bit not well after being tackled by the public, i thought he was suffering from stanley blade wounds.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# SEE YOU!
:D Bless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# yeah
they should have tried it on somewhere inflammable with no fire engines nearby

like a forest in Siberia
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Terrorist plot #17: Plan to blow up The Thames river.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# haha!
was on the way back from france when i heard, having just missed the 40 car pile up 1 fatality just outside dover, they'd be far more effective with just a few smokes cannisters.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I just want to tell you both, woo yay, we are all counting on you
!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
should have added a clamp :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Spot on sir
Although I still want to know how you got out of the boot
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# laptop+boot = success
I shall now be emailing a message of help...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# lovely
"Would the owner of a green Jeep Cherokee registration AL01 JHD, please report to Reception.."
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)