Ok ladies, gentlemen and you at the back - yes you, you who only turned on the computer for a wank and is now confused and disorientated - it's Board Event Time!!!
Since Hammer are all set to make more movies we reckon you should give them a hand by coming up with some villains, monsters and other cads and posting us the results. You also have to name your monster and come up with a tagline for the film - we really want to give those lovely film producing types a helping hand!
Rules:
1.) bonus points for originality
2.) bonus points for looking RAWK!
3.) bonus points for effort
4.) materials that are close to hand only
5.) the judges decision is final, unless you are ted bundy in which case we may negotiate
6.) sexy celebrities are encouraged
7.) bonus points for getting other people joining in
8.) if you make Lemony/GmOS do a little scared wee then you win
9.) have fun, you fucking cunts
This event is bought to you by LemonyGrandma Industries™.
lemony,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:00,
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"THE EYES OF INTIMACY"
"he can see what he wants, and what he wants is your soul, and that coupon you have for free chips when you spend 2 quid."
GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:01,
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nice googly eyes...not terribly frightening though... we'll see how the judges* rate it...
*I may be the only judge
(*I may be the only judge
lemony,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:02,
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I think he looks quite fluffyand therefore should be held up to ridicule!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:03,
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you haven't felt his steely gaze yet...he's like the ewoks, cute but deadly!
( lemony,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:04,
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I just noticeYou have Modest Mouse on you t-shirt
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davew27 hevosen kuva!,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:07,
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They're at the top of my last week artist charts on last.fm
Edit: ^in fact there might be a gif showing it just there if it's working^
davew27 hevosen kuva!,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:13,
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I bought We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank in HMV for £6Now the adverts on last.fm want me to buy it for $14
( davew27 hevosen kuva!,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:19,
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This makes no sense at all to meEdit: I stayed on the internet waiting for that post :(
( davew27 hevosen kuva!,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:01,
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WHERE THE FRIG HAS THAT ORANGE POST BY LAWS OF PHYSICS GONE!!!!Ooops, sorry , carry on..
(,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:01,
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Fucked off once sussed as hamtoucher.www.b3ta.com/board/6687721
Original.
(Original.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:03,
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Ooh a wide topic*puts on thinking cap*
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:02,
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I have to top thatbut tbh I am not sure I can get the same "omfg tell me that ain't real" effect.
But as always, I have tomato sauce on my desk so ....
(But as always, I have tomato sauce on my desk so ....
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:04,
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HmmmmmmI wish my hummus gland had not shrivveled and died.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:04,
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"The Vampire of Racial Equality"
"good and evil isn't as simple as black and white"
GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:05,
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Right, two entries in one:
PirateHockeyKitty
-Eyepatch, Hockeymask and kitty hat from MiniWebComix thing
and
Evil Mc Evilevil
-Revision notes stuck to face
Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:07,
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Uhhh'Puck you'
and
'I'm not a peado'
(and
'I'm not a peado'
Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:10,
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hahahahahagreat, two excellent entries
1. scary but not campy enough
2. super camp!
(1. scary but not campy enough
2. super camp!
GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:08,
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optimised monacle man
*may not be a monacle* + may have something to do with vodka
FIEND,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:08,
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No Mr BondI expect you to escape in an ingenious way. Thus I shall leave the room before you die.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:10,
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Now Showing! A new benchmark in horror!1st
When a mafia boss is gunned down in his study, his vengeful spirit finds a home in a new body.
Are you ready for THE SHREDDER-DON! He wont rest til you R i p.
Second on the bill
He stalks the night looking for victims.
He hunts without mercy.
If you see yourself in his face, its already to late!!
Reflections of Death featuring Mirror Maniac
(When a mafia boss is gunned down in his study, his vengeful spirit finds a home in a new body.
Are you ready for THE SHREDDER-DON! He wont rest til you R i p.
Second on the bill
He stalks the night looking for victims.
He hunts without mercy.
If you see yourself in his face, its already to late!!
Reflections of Death featuring Mirror Maniac
Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:10,
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hahahasuperb, excellent tag lines, excellent character definition, hammer would be proud :)
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:12,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Scissors and Glue"){kind=small}
The Inner Child
"You didn't indulge him, now he's pissed!"(off to the shops to buy that starwars lego.)
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL!yes a great post on all counts
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:15,
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WoahYou look scarily like me.
*Fears*
(*Fears*
Risk It For A Biscuit has a helicopter and lives in space,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:39,
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OH NO IT'S ROY'S ORBY SUN!
"forged at the heart of the sun, is he real or is it just hot air?"
GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:15,
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You just made me choke on my cig.:)
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:17,
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Winner!
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:27,
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My glasses are sticky
Click for bigger (90KB)
SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:16,
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!oh, my, ahahaha!
GREAT STUFF!
(GREAT STUFF!
GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:16,
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It's time for THE SPACE CANIBALS FROM OUTER SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
"They come for your flesh, they stay for your DVD collection"
lemony,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:17,
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Hahahaahahaha., oh christ, hahahahahaThats dedication to your sport
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:18,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!hahahahaha!
I like how you're fisting the muscular skeletal thing!
(I like how you're fisting the muscular skeletal thing!
GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:18,
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So many emotionsyet lost for words.
PHWOOOOOR!
(PHWOOOOOR!
Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:19,
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I want....words to describe this...
emotions are overpowering..
*goes to sit down for a while*
(emotions are overpowering..
*goes to sit down for a while*
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:30,
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LORDY!*bows down in some form of appreciation*
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The Neville What what what,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:40,
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more hellraiser than hammer, but behold.....
Stationery-face!
tagline: Not Safe For Work!
I live just up the road from the female cenobite in hellraisershe's really terribly nice and has a thoroughly adorable child.
( lemony,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:21,
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cooli thought they were scraping the barrel a bit with camera head, a guy with a camera sticking out of his head :)
(,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:22,
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Son of Roy's Orby Sun!
"HE'S TRAVELLED LIGHTYEARS BURNING ANY DAFT TART THAT HAD A FONDLE, NOW HE'S COMING ON YOU!"
GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:20,
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SOCKet girl
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:25,
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pearoast for the event
a villain i designed for a mate's flash cartoon, his name is the lodger, he swallows babies alive.
err...A doomsday clock monter, with mugs for arms!Aaaand. A remote control for a face! With an iBook power charger and a silver gravity clock (er..HaUnTeD clock) for a boddddyyyy.
edit : CFB.
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edit : CFB.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:30,
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hahaha excellent use of paper and devilish weaponry! GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:41,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Excellent Work!
Bonus points for sexy!
(Bonus points for sexy!
GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:40,
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