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God, is it Huqday?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

have i missed it?!

i hope it is

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new_matt, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Only two so far

But *sings* The Huq Bandwagon is coming on over the hill, and I've got a date tonight with Buffalo Bill...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

Huq?

RIS?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

HUQ!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

Konnie Huq (see above)

Irritating bint what's just left Blue Peter. For some reason a number of the men on here (and the Captain) seem to want to do unnatural things to her...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

because she is sexy

and oh so very innocent
edit: on that note i'm off for a nap

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

She's an irritating bint

She never bloody stops talking!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

THERE ARE WAYS

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

I knew someone would think of that

I'm just scared that I did too...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

what - with the plastic bag and the gaffer tape?

I thought it was just me that did that

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

Ah, no, that's really just you

*thinks*
O_O

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

*checks for gaffer tape*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

Careful

you don't want a Hutchence Situation on your hands.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

You'd need a belt as well for that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

or the handle of a carrier bag.

But a belt is better- although a tie is best, for some reason.

Actually forget all of that. Need a belt for what?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

A belt works quite well cos it's quick release

Unless you don't want to release them of course.

Yes, I'm sorry, need a belt for what? I don't know, not sweet little me, no....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

I like ties.

I have a thing about them. especially school ties.

There's nothing like leaving some poor lad tied to a tree by his tie.

wearing nowt but it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

i went to a bad taste party a few years ago

there was a couple there who were paula yates
and michael hutchence.
he had a belt round his beck and she had a doll
with a syringe stuck in its arm.
me and my g/f at the time went as foot and mouth disease

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

not this again

I only went to his hotel room to ask for an autograph. How many more times!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

UNTIL YOU GIVE ME THE POLAROIDS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

You'd need a coke bottle in the arse for that to happen

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

Like I go anywhere without one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

OK, WE GOT A HUTCHENCE SITUATION HERE FOLKS

NOBODY SLAM THE DOOR.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

look, if I tense and untense it wags like a tail.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

o_O

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

You should use a ponyplug for that.

SWISH, SWISH!

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

n fw

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

Yes, "nap".

We believe you.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

you want to go where richard bacon has been before you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

I never did like Blue Peter

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

I liked it when I was about five

And I like Matt Baker :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

I saw him buying bread

he looked at me suspiciously.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

Were you staring? Dribbling?

Standing on your head? Running with a rucksack? What?! I must know!

/Too much caffeine blog

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

I walked past him

(I remember this so well) wearing a suit- he was getting into his car with a baguette and I smiled at him. In the same way I smile at everyone I walk past.

I did have bright scarlet red hair....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

Aw, bless him, he was probably terrified!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

He's terrified?!

He could vault me at a second's notice!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

I agree. He wouldn't have to ask

Grovel a bit maybe ;-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

Dirty, dirty bitch.

You can have him, actually, he's not my type. I haven't wanted to shag a blue peter presenter since that nice lad Simon Thomas.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Oooh, he was lovely

I'd forgotten about him!
*daydreams*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

don't be silly

why would a baker be buying bread?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

For his bread gun?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

For some reason

I initially read that as burying bread. I did wonder why he was looking at you suspiciously instead of the other way round.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

Office lollage.

You silly, lovely fuzzy manbeast.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

Purple Ronnie FTW

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

Maybe if we created Mick Huqnall

Everyone would be weirded out.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

I'm weirded out that he already exists

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

*droops*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

Here you go

Qucik and shit but meh.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

PHWOAR!

*dies a little inside*

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

If I'm honest, having never watched Blue Peter since the days of Janet Ellis an Co.

I have no idea who she is...

/ahhh Janet Ellis... *rubs knees*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

i used to go to a drama club with her

about 16 years ago

/randomly enough blog

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Rhymes with fuck!

Yes, i would!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

so does Donald Duck

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

it's monday

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)