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# It's an oldie but a baddie...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# R?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# what do pirates say?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Shiver me timbers!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
#
SPLICE THE MAINBRACE YE SCABROUS DOGS!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Oh god.
Oh god.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# ?
depends what your doing to them i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# 3 DVD's for a tenner
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# YO WAN DEEWEEDEE?
Is what I get. Bless those little Chinese boys with backpacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# bless them?
fuck them!

they're a bunch of dodgy cunts
and don't be fooled, they maybe chinese, but the bosses ain't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I have broadband
I can download my own dodgy movies if I want.

I love the anti-piracy stuff on DVDs these days.

"DVD piracy funds organised crime!"

It makes me feel sorry for all those organised criminals, just doing the crime out of the goodness of their hearts, struggling to make ends meet and having to flog dodgy DVDs on street corners just to be able to continue organising their crime. I blame the Olympics sucking all the lottery funding from other projects.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Gah, Pet peeve
I've bought the bloody DVD, I'm a good little boy. I'm not the person you need to be telling off for piracy so go away!
(Mintman, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# like the one on Holby City Casualty Blues last night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Office LOL damn you!
Reminds me of a joke in DangerMouse:

DM: Have you ever seen a weightless person?

PF: Yes Chief, often!

DM: Where?

PF: they're the ladies who bling your food in a chinese restaurant
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# pfft
it's fRied Rice you plick
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Ooooh great movie quote there!
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I call those
the cocklepickers. Cos they seemed to appear when the work 'dried up' at Morecambe. Always fancied Hull anyways...
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Arr
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# IS?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# The 18th letter of the alphabet.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# MORE CATIPALS!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *catapults*
YES CAPTAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# gAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Pirate encyclopedia..
Where can i purchase one of these?!
and i will need 1 boat and a crew.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I'm running with a pair of sissors right now,
If you get here quick, I could have your eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# & then i could get an eye patch from poundland...
(some friends did this at college once, hats and beards and everything!)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrr, alas, we be unable to read
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# you're a big muppet
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Big Bird.
Possibly Snuffy.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Oh I'm my own grampa....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# you said you couldn't read!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Arrr, me wench is reading for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# ah
erm...
you're looking mighty fine today cap'n

*grovvle*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Go and gets me a doughnut and I might forgives ye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *toddles off*
*toddles back*

i got a dozen, different types.

*grovvles some more*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# S'my boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I am?
*reads wenchily with gusto*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Ahhhh, this is the life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# For some reason, when reading this and another post above, it came out
Ahhhh, this is my boy life.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# We talks in the present tense!
Actually, I'm not a pirate, so I have a say in what tense I use... but you know, general logic and soforth...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# 'ning oh dark lord!
*worships*
*in sexy way*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# You don't have a say at all
I'm just letting you get away with it because I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Can i join your ship Captain Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# You might be able to.
It depends.


Are you useful?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I am a part time pot washer and apparintly i make good tea.
and coffee.


Edit : and i know lots of sea shanties

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# haha still makes me chuckle :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Aaayyy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I wish he was my teacher..
& much wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Aaaaaaaa! Tenuous reposting ahoy.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# ARGH
I just spent 5 minutes staring at that

Now I feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# hahahaha
have you seen the fonz's keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Arf!
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# clever!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# WTF
is that key to the left of 'z'?
(b, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# pfffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# R!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)