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[challenge entry] Bon Jovi
Although living on a prayer will leave one bordering on malnutrition if the prayer is printed on ordinary paper, older works produced on papyrus may sustain someone for several days or even weeks.

Prayers produced in Gothic script by monks were often penned using the juice from berries as ink, which also adds many nutritious properties: plant produce with fruit and vegetable extract in addition to an archaic system of belief can be enough to suffice a man's belly and his soul.

I know, I need to get out more.

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)

(Fles is a man amongst gods., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# BEST. COMPO. ENTRY. EVER/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# there should be more text entries
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Oh leave him alone
at least he's tryi . . . oh

C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Is this Amateur Night?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Amateur spelling night maybe
;p
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# *books eyetest for HT*
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Starting to look that way.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# you need to go away more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# What is this....
Imbecile Thursday ?
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# you've gone wrong
read the faq
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# text on a pic board
but a fair point and well made.

did you write that?
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Apology
Yes I did write it.

Sorry about the text but I'm supposed to be working and Photoshop gets noticed.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# really you don't say?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# He's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
# There's a reason it's called an IMAGE challenge, arsewipe
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I haven't heard ARSEWIPE in yonks...
I also haven't heard yonks in.... well.... yonks!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# words is not a picture
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I think you need
to post a picture...Rather than just 'Paintinfg it with words'....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# A bit hammy
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# anal receiver issue
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I like spoons
they are good for eating soup with
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# *checks url*
hmmm...I am at b3ta....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)
# 910 more words
and you'll be fine.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:19, archived)