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[challenge entry] so obvious...never thought it was true...
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From the Celebrity Afterlife challenge. See all 173 entries (closed)

(gw636 ~greater authority through social engineering!, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# HOLY CHUNTERING-BUGGERY-CHRIST!
My internets!
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# That's slightly TOO BLOODY BIG!!!
Please optomize it like mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# by
an order of magnitude...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)
# By order of everything!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# AAAARRRRGGGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I know that Great Wall of China! (sorta)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:08, archived)
# I fear you may receive some negative feedback shortly...
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I CAN SEE HIS PORES
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# hmmmhmm
A tad too big small don't you think?
YOU HAVE ALSO BROKE THE BOARD, NOW GO SUCK THE JELLOTINE FROM YOUR MOTHER'S SPAM PURSE
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# you're a grade A fuckwad!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)
# that's just taking the piss
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)
# MY EYES!!!!
you've raped them with your enormous, clumsy lummox of a post
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)
# crane will saves teh internetses
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)
# needs more magnet!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)
# just for you, he has aqquired a sidekick
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)
# yay!
thank flux for that!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)
# we is saved!!
woo for cranes!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:06, archived)
# i don't really get, please explain.
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)
# i'd love nothing more than to explain....
but i dont know
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:08, archived)
# well
it's really simple

there's these pictures, see

and they don't have cranes on them, see

and then they gets cranes on them, see

and that's what it is, so they don't need more cranes on, see

as now they got them :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# it comes from a mis-spelling of my lunch, that In Vino Veritas shopped
and off it went from there.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)
# this is how it starts
and then they come

at night, mostly at night
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)
# CRANE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)
# JIG
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)
# The board is loading slowly for me. I blame cranes.
or goats.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)
# its bush up there, not the cranes
the cranes came to save us from bush.... then kinda slacked off the job
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# SHUT UP I'LL BLAME CRANES IF I WANT TO
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)
# GOATS!


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# YES
I couldn't remember if goats caused an increase or decrease in speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)
# it was a lack of goats that caused speed
therefore goats slow you down.



(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Awesome.
Then I was correct in singling out goats in the reason for the board being slow. Which it isn't doing anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# could you possibly kill the
internets some more
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)
# about half a meg smaller please
here, swap it for this one
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1187734036/dubyaIZantichrist.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)
# u broked my inerwebs ......bastwank
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)
# IT'S
/übernazi
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# hahaha
this post is the internet
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)
# crikey! it's world war 2!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)
# 100% Historical FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)
# indeed
this is how britain saved the free world!

go us.. oh I mean Britain!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
# FUUUUCCK!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:08, archived)
# adios
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)
# FUCK OFF AND MAKE IT SMALLER
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Oh ho!
That's what she said!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Well, you must know from the previous comments that this is too big
so I think it's reasonable to assume you're doing this because it amuses you, which is fine of course. I can't really see the funny side of it right now though so I'm putting you on ignore.
If I've been unfair here and you're actually trying to contribute, you should reduce the size of this pic or link it. This may avoid other people ignoring you, so at least you'll get some comments when you post.
I'll remove you from my list in a week or so, see how you're doing. Goodbye until then.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
# adblock is my friend :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
# that's bigger then your mums anoos
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Is this still here?
Where are the mods? Napping, I expect.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)
# You're an idiot
Now please fuck off and die.

430+k is riduculous
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)
# I have broadband, so this doesn't affect me.
But I'm going to abuse you on behalf of anyone who is using a limited internet connection.

You, sir, are a massive cunt, with spikey teeth like that hole in the ground thing on Star Wars VI. Also, I am reliably informed you have an unpleasant body odour.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)