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# Question
What's going on with the QOTW, How do I use the b3tards page? (I signed up) How do I see all the photos people are looking at? I need some help.
(Windy Shrimp "wuz heah", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:45, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# aww how lully and polite you are
*huggle schnuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)
# i don't think the qotw is referenced inthe FAQ
but 'what's going on with the qotw' doesn't really give me much to work with
is it broken, or are you just confused as to why it's shit? (like me)

edit: nice username too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Its futurama, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)
# No, no,
This is b3ta. Futurama is a television program.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# What have I been doing for the last four years!
Oh god...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)
# That is a very interesting link
'ningles horrid!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
#
you might like to try /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# He's talking about pictures so he should ask here not on /talk.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)
#
you might like to post in an existing thread
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)
# if people didn't behave like moronic cunts such as you are doing here,
we wouldn't need these rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# haha
yes, i behave like a moronic cunt

thanks for your valued input

actually, im quite interested in why you think that
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)
# i bet you fuck your own mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)
# often
but i dont see what that has to do with anything
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:06, archived)
# it has everything to do with you being a filthy little rotter.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)
#
o u
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)
# like he'd get a better answer on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)
# its funny to track them across and see the replies
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)
# ^very much this
tis a bit silly there
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)
# we are not much help really
s/he will only get lots of abuse*


*which I think is utterly wrong and I would be lovley and fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Fuck off, you!


(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)
# yeah!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# YEAH!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# if only the world was like you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)
# but then it would be very untidy
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# mess is good
as long as you can get to your bed, you're not too untidy
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# I can if I can step over the pile of underwear and socks
but its not a big pile, the long they pile up the greener I am being by not using my washing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# just noticed your username
ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Ahhh but I was given that name by Baldmonkey
and then Riverghost added the "les" on the end
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:57, archived)
# so it's not a fair description?
dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Sorry
Just imagine and pretend in your head that it is and all will be right with the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)
# ow
my bottom hurts
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:04, archived)
# what are you talking about?
everything seems fine to me (but I don't use b3tards, so I can't help you there)

edit: just use the "switch to image mode" when posting, it's the easiest way to post a picture
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
#
1) The QOTW is the new /talk. Treat them with the utmost contempt

2) Iunno. You could use b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk instead ;)

3) What?

4) FAQ!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)
# am i correct in thinking all you see on this page is words?
also b3tards seems to be ok for me.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)
# no
the qotw id full of off-topic bollocks about www.hotornot.com
but it's not explicit to anyone just browsing the page
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)
# i went to see for myself as a result of your earlier reply
i suggest shrimpy messages chicken lady, she's lovely and i'm sure she'll be of help.

that was also my first ever visit to qotw.
it's just like talk but with less chat.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:57, archived)
# The QOTW is used as a privtate chat for people with no respect
for the fact that it's a QOTW and not a private chat.

You sign in, click "browse", select the file to upload, and click "upload". If you want to get the html of an image you've already uploaded, click the chevron next to the filename, and copy the html tag displayed. You can then post this in a new thread. (Not a good idea to do it without a picture, as said in the faq - though not against the rules.)

Which photos do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)
# these photos
*shows pictures of me masturbating with my hands sellotaped up*
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Talented!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# its double sided
/pube-arific
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)
# fuck off to talk
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Oftentimes,
it's the other way around.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# talk off to fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)
# as far as seeing all the photos
this is not flickr, we post photoshopped or manipulated stuff
and you see them by looking at the board
(i've just twigged - the qotw idiots have been posting to www.hotornot.com )
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahaahahah
is this am the merssij bord? will you talk and be frends me?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# This will answer all of your quesions...
snipurl.com/1pcqm
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)
# very clever
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Bastard!
I clicked that, innocently expecting some helpful advice and now I have the bloody tune stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)
# sorry!
I find Spice Girls tunes are the only antidote - fight fire with fire!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha!

cfb.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)
# What. The. Fuck?!
Tell me you shopped that wom- er.. thing in PVC.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:27, archived)
# nope.
she's as i found her, only less sticky.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
Any chance of a wallpaper size GSTQ? I like to worry my nephews when they figure out my passwords.
I'll rub you in that 'special place' if you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Chiswick ?
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Bollocks..
does that mean we're double booked? Oh well the safari room's big enough for all of us. I brought a spare loincloth anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:30, archived)
# mmmm
i know who that is...
and its not mister ed...
its the lovely miss beauchamp of "bizarre" fame
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)
# They took it down and brought it to the city
there it was made drunk, and then it was sent back on t'net again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Don't we all?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)