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# Yes it is.....
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# dear god
WHY???
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:00, archived)
# For the getting of the hos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
# how many of the hos srsly go for that?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)
# 14
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)
#
shop please.
*Edit: Seriously. Isn't this just a photo?
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Since when
is B3ta Fark?
(Krowten, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Oi you horrible lot
Go here and join the b3ta room
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# done.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)
# FUCKING YES.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I get "Argh something went wrong try again" a lot.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# This.

Edit: I'm in! But there's no asteroids.
I know space is mostly empty but it makes for a shit game.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I
was impossibly bad at that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Dear Koit
Why is the man batting his big testicle with what appears to be a spatula?

yours sincerely,

Mrs Wow (Captain)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Those crazy foreigners do that for a living
fact
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Batting your genitals with a spatula for money?
Where can I enrol?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)
# 1 abroad street
Abroadness
Crazy foreigner land

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)
# *books flight*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)
# i thought
he was applying polyfiller into the creases
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)
# that's obviously not the case.
Wishful thinking will get you nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)
# he's got some balls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Obviously I apologise for...
......this
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Look at that willy.
My goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Yayayayayya
that's the blighter !!

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:07, archived)
# i have two of those.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Little fat brown men?
Awww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)
#
...but how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Mr Hoppy!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# !
What is that complaint called?
What causes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Elephantiasis
or summat similar.

Normally caused from a worm, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Oh that
Elephantitis I think it's called.

I didn't realise it could affect the rude bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)
# oh yeah
I'm sitting here now with a 12 stone penis.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Correct
It's caused by parasitic filarial worms in your lymph system...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Complaint:
Dear Mr Spatula Maker

Your spatula does not decrease the size of my genital, no matter how much I tap it tenderly.

yours,

Snazzy Hat Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)
#
ans.
1. he's hung like a gnat.
2. women never being satisfied.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Oi!
NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)
# My 6 year old just asked
"how does the seed get from there, below your willey" at this point she coyly gestures towards my groin "into Mummy's bits to make the baby and the placenta?"
"Well, what have men got that women haven't got?" I enquired.
"A smaller hole, down there."
"Which on a man is in his . . ."
"His willy. So the seed comes out of your willy?"
"yes, the seed comes out of my willy." This is made no easier by Jim crying with silent laughter and the middle girl in TEAM MANLEY calmly listening in and eating a Müller yoghurt.
"But how do you get it into Mummy?"
"Well, I put my willy into mummy."
EUGH! You put your willy in mummy's bits? Thats DISGUSTING!"

I am a proud father,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:38, archived)
# hahahahahahaahhahaha
that's class.

Have I added to your misery ?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Not at all.
I have yet to receive a date though =;¬(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)
# oh, umm
sorry, I'm on the phone....
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm almost crying too
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:56, archived)