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# Jaffternoon.
This is Matthew.
Matthew leads a simple life.
He is pleased with simply existing.



What're you lot up to, today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# aww
he's lully!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# working from home
which means doing more Scrabulous than work
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# scrabulous sounds like a camp skin condition

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# *scratches*
I stuck a crab on IVV's labia yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# You certainly did
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *installs*

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Went on a scrabulous kick last spring.
...turns out I'm not so great at Scrabble after all. Just everybody I ever played in real life with a real board must've sucked worse than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# what's with all the questions
Are you some sort of wise guy
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# being very very fucked off for no reason
although it could have something to do with far too much sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# cancel it out with sprouts
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# bleah
*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
#
sprouts
Insulin
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Hello Matthew
Today, I'm going to be Tina TURNER!!!

/Stars in their Eyes
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# pics or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# No pics
ergo...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hi IVV
sorry for trouncing you yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# No you're not
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Ivy!
*superhugsandsmooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# :D
'lo Trelly! How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Good, ta, apart from being thrashed at scrabble ;)
You? How was Barcelona?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Barcelona was amazing
it gave me tonsillitis though, so I am all sad and antibiotic-ridden now.

I shall upload the photos when I have some energy.

*acts pathetic for sympathy*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# *Sympathies IN THE FAYCE!*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Oooh
*is startled but pleased*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# aw auntie!
*scrawls 'get well soon auntie' on a card*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# How beautiful
I shall treasure it
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTIE!!!
*nephewhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Hello nephew
*ruffles hair*

*presents with shiny ten pee*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# argh!!
it's running through my fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# in her 'beyond thunderdome' guise?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Naturally
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# looking for a job

same thing as every fuckin day
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# then, i hung out in front of the drugstore
reminds me of that old cheech & chong routine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU34iLemwdY
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I'm currently employing
would you like to come and be my bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# if it's a graphic design job..then yes I would be your bitch

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# no joy

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# then i found a job
and...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# would be happy


*glooms*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Trying not to do anything strenuous
Other than get ready to head oop north next week
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# be sure to have all your vaccinations
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# haha
it's hardly oop north is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Just cos everything's south of you....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I know a bird from up north!

It's true without the pun, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# thats a nasty spill...
*grabs sheet of bounty*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I am coughing and fretting
and scratching my scrotum.

I probably have scrotal scrabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I'm enjoying Matthew
He's Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Hello Periwinkle
I'm Lucy Lavender.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Phhrooar!
I 'ave curm to mend ze frij ja?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# he's all the lully
*wishes him well in his simple life*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Matthew looks like he can make a mean rhubarb crumble.
You know what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Well
Today I got out of bed, had a shower followed by some porridge and toast and marmalade all washed down with three cups of tea. Then I went to work, I travelled to work on the train today and never got charged for a ticket, which was nice. I arrved at work and had a cup of tea and read the Independent for an hour then chatted to Jimmy about womens bladders bursting after they had been binge drinking - we both agreed that it was a scare story made up by the BBC. Then I went for a break and had a lorne and black pudding roll from Woodys. After my break I played Pacman for about 40 minutes then I went to do the toilet, when I was finished I drank a cup of water and listened to the radio until lunch time. Right now I'm eating a ciabatta stuffed with St Agur cheese and bierwurst.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Oooh that sounds fun
Do they pay you money for this Independent reading and Pacman playing?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Hello Matthew! Nice to meet you.
And G'noon, Grims.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# And a ning, nong nonny to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Today I am completing my final day of work.


That's what I'm doing.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Are you retiring?
Are they giving you a gold carriage clock?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)