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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


Alternative Christmas Cards: Santa is drunk, the shops have run out of tinsel, and no-one's kissing under the mistletoe. It's an alternative Christmas, and it needs alternative Christmas cards. Design them.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Merry Christmas!
or Bah Humbug, whichever you prefer

The countdown to an inappropriate Goatse image with Mistletoe above has begun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Humbug!
There you go my compo entry...

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I get away with posting
my Unexpected Horse card again do you think?

EDIT: You know, I think I will, just because I can.



(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha
I remember that.

EDIT: Has that really been a year?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I should hope so,
it was only a few weeks ago, or have you got altzheimers?

Edit: Looks like it's the memory thing after all. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Nurse Mindy is nice
She bring my medication and helps me go toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
ACE!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:47, archived)
# I fucking LOVE this...
If there was a button that said "I fucking love this", I would click it.
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:00, archived)
# that is my very favorite thing
and if I don't get one for Christmas It will be like getting coal in my stocking.

It is the household catch-phrase of the season.
(bluemerle, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 5:30, archived)
# Milk it!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 5:17, archived)
# LOLCANCER!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I wish you all a goatse christmas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Okay - so you suggested that at 20:29...
Lets bet how soon someone replies with a pic of that.

I'll go for 20:47
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:30, archived)
# I'll take that bet
*hands over £10*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)
# 20:36
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)
# 20:35

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)
# 20:54
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Holy shuddering fuck
I just looked at your profile after seeing your sig...
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Yes
Make soldiers out of bread and dip it in my face FTW!
Edit: 'sgood innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:42, archived)
# It's awesome.
but disturbing all the same :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:44, archived)
# I've seen the original . . .
*shudders*

*scarpers*

C];0D

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Poor Pot!
Are you saying she's a swampdonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:00, archived)
# 20:59
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)
# How festive.
www.isitchristmas.com/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:40, archived)
# *looks at watch*
*looks blankly at screen*

..

*looks at watch*

..

*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:41, archived)
# it lies
I have already started my advent calender and recieved a card
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I love breaking through the foil :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] *expects week of reposts from last year's Inappropriate Christmas Cards Image challenge*
Like this one

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I'M IN UR BORD, ENTRING UR CHALENG
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a beautiful card.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:43, archived)
# hes the wrong way up!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] It's an annual repost for me
but i am a fan of bringing other religions and cultures into our Christmas celebrations.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Absolute winner.
CLOSE THE CHALLENGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Is confused. Looks for embassy to burn.
Burns Taj Mahal instead.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahaha, I wish I could click this ten times!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:23, archived)
# i stole this concept and made it my own for last years cards.
we vishu a merry christmas is the best greeting ever.
i forgot to thank you for such a brilliant idea, a not unsubstantial sum of money is currently winging it's way to you.


you will also meet a tall dark handsome stranger.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I sent this to a hindu friend last year
he loved it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Oh Gods
That made me laugh far more than it should. And I hadn't seen it before, either!

I do believe this is called a 'lol'.
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 18:40, archived)
# top hole!
Is there a big version I can print out and send to my fundamental Christian friends?
(teasus likes tea, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 21:42, archived)
# i laughed!
although I probably shouldn't have :P
(william_shatner, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:28, archived)