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# It's good to be organised.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Crows MUST be kept in rows.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Crows always walk in single file
to hide their numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# A Murder of Crows is my favourite collective noun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Really? I prefer a cuntload of fuck
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# That's because your parents hate you.
But you're right - it is better.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# wunch of bankers....
/dadjokeblog
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I prefer Flange of Babboons
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# It's a whoop of gorillas.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# An orgy of flamingos
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# A fluff of kittins.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# A sackful of testicles.
Wait... That's probably right...
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# ^this^
apparently that first appeared as a joke in a research paper, and has since been adopted as the official term :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# which are
6, 42, 11 & 127
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# This I love!
**swoons**
(Vega31, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# yes it is
it also helps when you cross your crows with dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# makes it easier to pick 'em off!
*loads blunderbuss*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *pisses in blunderbluss*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *chases*
*catches*
*jams piss filled blunderbuss over head*
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# damn it
foiled again
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *imprisons*
now you sit in there for a few years and think about what you've done!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# if you have a high powered rifle
and you get your positioning just right, you can shoot them all with one bullet

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# thats not very sporting...
*loads blunderbuss with razor blades*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# yeah you could
just get a .50 cal and they're mist
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Fine words.
It is also advisable to keep your larks in an ark.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Ha ha..That's the spirit
Rhyming animal organisation is the only way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I have LOADS of toads.
Swine in a line.

And capybara fucking everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# boxes of oxes
er...oxen..ox..oxes....damn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
#
oxo... mmm-mm
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# foxes?
and owls belong in bowls
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# And nadgers of badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# A bag of Shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Yessss
This way we shall keep the countryside neat and tidy.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# is it crow time?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Always time for crow time (plus I love ^^ that ^^)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Stone the crows...
Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Tis
murder
(katesbush, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# well observed!
I also keep my crands in a rand
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I'm more of a crow circler myself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)