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# absolutely must have been done before


Queue tumble weed...
(sleipnir, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# win
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# ^ What he said
Winner
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Sorry to ruin your tumbleweed,
but that made me laugh. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# :D that's top dollar, that is.
Edit: and it just made Manwife do silly laugh, so double winnage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Is it that expensive!

* May not be a winner then
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# BANJOLELE FTW!!
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# .
inspired in part by 'The duke of Uke' a ukulele and banjo shop near brick lane
(sleipnir, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# this sounds fucking ace, brick lane london?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# No, Brick Lane in Rome.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# wouldn't that be
Mattone su strada
..?
(sleipnir, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Nobody likes a smartarse.
which Altavista unreliably informs me is nessuno gradisce un bastardo intelligente.

edit: ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# google language tools
for the inaccurate win
(sleipnir, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Excellent!
Right, bath time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# yeah thats the one
here
(sleipnir, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# hahahahah!
Top stuff.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)
# WIN
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Have a woo
from me sir, with a spatula of yay to accompany it and some hoopla drizzle


*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# is that
a Nigella recipe?
(sleipnir, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# needs more 'massive norks'
in the ingredients list
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# se gets them
from a special shop that only she knows about y'know
(sleipnir, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# *clicks*
Then there's this

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# MAKE IT 280
and all such like phrases.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
deary me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Haha
Aces
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# pfft!
'plays comedy trombone'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# YOU'RE A TROMBONER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# PFF YOU SAID 'ROMB'
LOL!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
its so good i put my name on it :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
#
genius
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mozza, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# oh my fucking christ...
*clicksenspangs*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Coming to a NUTS mag near you.
"This sent in by Stuart from Coventry he says 'LOL! Prizes?'"

Excellent stuff.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# not sure...
...that your average NUTS! reader would get the reference.. George never did any RnB or gangsta rap.
possibly Maxim or FHM (though I doubt that as well)
(sleipnir, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Propped my ladder up t' flat
saw a nun with a bear trapper's hat
I get a wank out of things like that
when I'm cleanin windows

REAL LYRICS 100% OF FACT*

*100% of lies
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# dedeededededeeeddeee
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# oh dear me
fantastic
"Turned out frontpage again!"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Genius
* clicky *
(Barry Felch, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)