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# I know this isn't the links board so I'm sorry for that
but its things like this that are the reason the image hosting is going tits up so often

dme.conforums.com/index.cgi?board=random&action=display&num=1203964482

She's been eating my bandwidth too, which you can tell if you click her profile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)
# INTERNETS!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Quite.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Hello.
Not worth a new thread and in anticipation of a battering of "DO IT YOURSELF"'s...

Can anyone help me out by vectoring a photo for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)
# This bird appears to be nicking everyone's images off here.
I'd consider it a good idea to inform those on /board. Considering we (not including myself here) made said images.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# ^That
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# t^other
(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Baking powder etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# It's enough to make me tag my images.
Well, it would be if they were worth stealing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# She was saying that her request was not worth a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Oh I seeeeeeee
well at least I've summed up the link.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Lol
That would have probably been my job wouldn't it. Damn, shirking my responsibilities again
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I'm totally lost at this point.
I don't know what's going on at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I'M NOT YOUR REAL DAD
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# You mean I'm...
ABDUCTED?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I'M SO SORRY
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# ignore this
just trying the quick replything, that sadly i have only just discovered
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# That's because while we were explaining
you were out counting your points.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# The Cheeky Girls are still favourites to win
but only if Mandela falls into two more ponds. If he only falls in one then Tubgirl wins by default.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# TUTU WON ONE RACE, DIDN'T HE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Nooooo, his little dog fell off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Touch my bum
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# WHY MISTER MOFAHA
You being a grown up and all.


*touches*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# This is life
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I don't think so.
Life certainly doesn't shave it's name into itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Thousands of people die each year
from not having their bottom fondled.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# now that's a cause I can get behind
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# 'tis that tyme again
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Someone set us up the bomb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I just looked in and I haven't the foggiest what is going on here.
So, that's situation normal, then.

Here - who will join me in a haggis pudding and plums supper?


(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
#
vectormagic.com/
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# It's where are the FPs are made
top linkage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# is it anything like ice magic?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# use htaccess to prevent hotlinking
thus saving bandwidth theft

s'what i do
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Not so easy if you're on a windoze server
assuming that hasn't changed
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# really
/no real idea of how it works

i have had a few idiots try to use my larger animations as forum avatars before now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# It's happening to me right now with one particular forum
and I've been unable to track it down for various reasons. If I could identify the image I'd just rename it to break the link... I'm not interested in being nasty about it and normally I don't care, but we're talking about thousands of hits and I'm starting to get concerned about bandwidth.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# does your stats page not have a 'referers' section?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Oh yeah
that's not the problem... I know what forum it is, and they've racked up 16,099 hits this month so far. The problem is that when I go to the referring URLs, there aren't any of my images there... I've searched dozens of their pages. I just can't figure out what image they're using, and because my image server is a windows machine, I can't block their domain.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Not one of those forums
where you have to be a member to see the pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# cocks
have you contacted their webmaster?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# i've got about 10000 hits each by myspace and thebox.bz in december
about 10% of the hits on my b3ta images are not from b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I had this problem on a windoze server
the answer is to use a .ashx file (generic http handler) and check the http referrer before calling Response.WriteFile

then store all your images in the App_Data folder where they can't be linked
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# yup
me too (not that anyone would nick my stuff anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# is this thread worth a...
Fail
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# ahh hotlinkers
I don't pay for bandwidth on my site but when I spot some twat using an image of mine for an avatar/sig I swap it out for something else just because I can
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# this, perhaps a goatse if you're feeling frisky
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I just write an abusive message
which is what I've done here
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# ther is a surprising amount of gay sex pics on my server
for precisely this reason

it's especially satisfying for myspace, cos they can't edit :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# the cockman costume is a fav for stopping hotlinkers
i167.photobucket.com/albums/u148/rubblegum/dickhead.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i was captivated by the absurdity of that for quite a few moments
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# oh, my.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# hahahaha
I bet Star Trek writers never thought of THAT for an alien
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# cr3 reckoned it was mostly the load from sickipedia.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# nice profile pic :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# ooh just what i was looking for


an excuse to pearoast, kind of. Been working on this image, getting ready to make a color woodblock of it. Little bumpy but will get cleaned up in the conversion.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# That is chuffing ace!

Maybe it's WIP, but I clicked
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# WIP?
new one to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Work in progress?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# West In Peace
/Elmer Fudd
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Lovely
nice style
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# That is splendid!
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I like her avatar
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# would be nice if the bitch'd give credit
but she's not claiming them as her own, nor profiting. and it's not as if b3tan pics haven't gone viral before now. they've gotta start somewhere
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# it would also be nice if she hosted them herself
instead of leeching thieving someone else's bandwidth
:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Go back on it and read her new messages
and then see if you feel the same way
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# there will be blood...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I don't even know what DMe is
but already I have a strong feeling anybody involved with it should be burned alive
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Dubious Menstrual Ejection, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Didn't Master Eeeenternets
(shush)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# bring it on, geek nerd
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Hahaha they edited as she'd said black the first time as well.
Probability of fatness? 100%.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# ho! ho!
you're right, she/he took out the casual racism.

BUT WE SAW IT, DIDN'T WE YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# ahhahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)