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# have the scary people gone away mammy?
hah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# YAY! Welcome back!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# yay!
*wiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# DISCOMEATS!!!
YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# louder!
louder!

sorry, got all confused for a moment there :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK IS DISCOMEATS?
/ac

OMG HE'S BACK!
Where have you BEEN!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# see below, roman britain, lions, council spraying
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# LIES! ALL OF IT!
Well at least you're back.
Are you staying?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# shall I stay or shall I go?
if I stay there will be trouble
if I go it will be double
[some other words I can't remember]
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# :D
Stay goddamnit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Besides, it saves Ttssattsr barking on about you
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# :D
I'll stay!

unless I drop dead, ah, that'd be just my luck :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I was hoping you hadn't already.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# nah I got a few years left yet
unless of course I get ran over by a bus

driven by a bear

on steriods and herion

that he bought off the internet, from a Gen3rik ViAgrA spam

It could happen, stranger things have happened at sea :)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN
/angry face
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# funny story
I found a hyper dimensional portal in my front garden, and would you believe it, I went through it and found my self in roman britain and had to do battle with a lion. Anyway, I had the council round to spray it and it's all fine now.*

(* may be story stolen from old viz issue)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# :D
/happy face

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# no
we are still here
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# that's good to know
*rubs self*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# TOLD YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# crikey!
if I'd known there'd be this much of a reaction I'd have brought a crate of lidl's finest beer

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# what,
no vodka?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I dunno, that stuff's really expensive at lidl
it might end up with no change from a whole £2.50

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# it'll be worth it
vodka makes me sex people, often in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# let's vodka!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# *vodkas*
you're my best mate
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# yay!
mr lidl! more vodka!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# *drinks*
*passes out in sexy heap*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# yay!
oh noes! that means vodkas left over for me! what shall I do with it!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYA.
FUCKING DISCOMEATS IS BACK.

*fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# *takes it like a leaky human*
oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Dribbles aren't cool, dude.
Especially those kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# the mess is half the fun
no hang on, that's not right

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# You
have explanations to make!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I do
oh noes!

er.. well

erm.. look at the bird!

and, that's pretty much it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Don't you dare think that you can
fob me off with..

OOOOH BIRD!

/add blog
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# heh
ah man, sometimes the meh builds, you know how it is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Tell me about it.
I'm just about full of meh with b3ta right now. Only the fact I have about 30% of it on ignore is allowing me to stay ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# hahaha
you just made me do a hearty bastard laugh :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# And now YOU'RE back!

/isn't herself
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# *tickles a /isnt jessie*
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# DISCOMEATS!!!!!!!
b3ta.com/board/8114731
:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# let's sexy party!
:D

I'm practically naked already!

aside from the vaseleine

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# sexy parties ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Aah
there you are. Some have been fretting.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# :/
eek, fretting

does this mean I have to buy them all ponies?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# If that's the case, I've been fretting regularly and consistently.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# is this during the day time?
or while sleeping?

that would make the difference in what topical cream should be used
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Whichever one results in more ponies.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# there can never be enough ponies
unless we are in some kind of pony surfeit disaster scenario
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# If too many ponies are in the same vicinity,
they can reach a critical mass and explode violently.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# indeed, Ponypocalypsus Equinus
as they may/may not have said in ancient rome

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)
# FRETTING
not FROTTING
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I can multitask.
*frots and frets*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# are you a woman?
only wimmins can multitask!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# No, I'm just particularly good at frotting.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# first one
then the other

sometimes both at once

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Y HELLO THAR.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# and I would WALK TEN THOOOSEND MILES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# THAT'S ALL THE SEX RIGHT THERE
OH YES
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# who is this discomeats everyone keeps banging on about?
is he famous? I read Heat magazine once and I didn't see his name.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# DBROON, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN???
;)

btw, I just saw your Bacardi pic, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# oh, here and there, reading heat, wondering about things
I recently got internets at home, so I too have been away from the evening shift. Goddammit, i may not do great arts but I want a fanfare.

Discomeats: can you post your man with the vibrating willy please? It always delights me.

Edit: cheers pzyko :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# you've not been anywhere.
you are more of a filthy post whore than I am ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# thank you pet
i am a whore. I often say "pffft" when I don't mean it, while you say nothing, or something with "cunt" in it.

Now that I have internet at home, yes, I have become more of a whore, I should really get a mouse so i can make stuff instead of trying to be witty with words.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# make choons.
I am currently making choons ( well currently going fucking ape because I seem to have lost about 4GB of fruity loops samples ).
I might draw something in honour of Meaty's return to the fold.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# yeh, ive been messing about with tutorials tonight but my lack of samples is disturbing
I tried to download sony sound series samples, but it was taking a long fucking time to crawl towards one percent, so I gave up. ill have more time tomorrow night to at least lay down a beat and a bassline... i hope.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# if you want a quick fix
and you can sneak it on your work line get some ejay stuff. Plenty of samples out of the box and a chimp could use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# hmm, I know what I'm doing after the tutorials i watched tonight
I just need nice drums and ive found a couple of good bass synth programmes, so the doing is not the problem, i just need samples and ill be having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I shall check my sample bank
tonight or tomorrow ( I have to get up and do some work early ).
I'll have a sort thru and see if I can put some rar goody bags up for you in a handy size.
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Also I think I mentioned fruity loops? You can find samples for that and use them with acid and reason.

also search pirate bay for 'arty torrent pack' thousands of drum loops.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I was being sarcastic, I've seen you around the board recently :)
also: *parp*
/fanfare
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# *does weird clasped hands shaking either side of head thing that people used to do in victory when i was a kid*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# always willing to vibrate a willy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# haha excellent, i do love him so.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# he's always such fun at parties
and funerals

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# nah, I'm in the other magazine MEAT
the one that doesn't have any stories about posh and becks, due to her not actually eating meat, or protein, or food.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# ah yes, now it's all clear
I thought I was reading Meat magazine, and was confused that you weren't in it, but then I saw girls aloud, and assumed that it must be Meat after all. Last time I judge a magazine completely on thigh meat, I shall pay attention to the title in future.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ahh
girls aloud, that would be in "ABETOIR SCRAPINGS"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# YOU"RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# \o/
:D

YAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# *hugattack*
I missed you. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I missed all the lovely people too
*hugglsqueaks*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# u.u
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I LOVE YOU SIR AND I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU BACK
We have seriously all been missing you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# ah man
that touches me in my special place

oh oh

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# hehe
I takes what I can gets

/popeye blog

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)
#


Yay! For your return!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha
yes, that twitching problem won't go away

and now it's affecting the eyes

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
# *lurks, cunningly disguised as a lampshade*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# eek, shaded lamps
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# HELLO SEXY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# why hello sexy!
*adjusts monocle*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# good to see you back!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)
# :D
I'm back for good now

damn it!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# omg omg.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Y HLO THR SEXY SEXY LAYDEE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# hello.
internet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I AM A STRONG-JAWED MALE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# ew yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# NO WATE
I MEAN I AM A SENSITIVE YOUNG MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# WIV LOTS AND LOTS OF POINTZ
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# crikey!
a post in lowercase!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hello
Seems you've been missing
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# yes, I have been missing vital insanity
but now I'm back, with cake

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# *gives hug*
Welcome back, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# *hugglesqueaks*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# :D
tanky you

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Blimey
hello again. There was a fairly long thread only a few days ago saying 'I wish Discomeats would come back'.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# there was?
eep

all I can say is eep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Indeed there was.
It was populated quite heavily by people who have all just gone 'YAY!' (and such like) above this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# eep
I'm somewhat overcome

I'll need tissues :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# HOLY FUCK I AM GLAD TO SEE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# :D
me too man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Just spazing the day and I see you.
I have gained happy by several units.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# yay for casting +several happy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)