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# Have a Turkiraffe
Turkiraffe

I am a sickling, what the flaps are you lot doing on the minternet on a work day!

Also look at this porn i found whilst looking for source www.giraffes.org/amorous.html
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# You coming to the London meet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# when?
checks: wednesday, that's today. I am sick bleh. Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# May 31st.
Get in quick, I don't know how much space is left at ghosties- this one is going to be HUGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# aaah
right, if i've got a job I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Well check the calendar page
as space for sleepage is getting tight beyond belief.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# sky hooks are the answer!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# If only I wasn't in stupid old South East Asia then
grrr
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I thought you were in Argentina?
are you on the run?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I fly on the 23rd
Buenos Aires > Chicago > Tokyo > Singapore > Bangkok

life's a drag :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Fucking South East Asia.
I demand they give you back for the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It's still possible but unlikely
I'm back in June for a couple of weeks though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# yeah
If only London had at least ONE hotel . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Aye, but they're expensive and not full of b3tans in their jimjams.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hahahah
^this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *makes dirty comment
about sleeping in tight spaces*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Plus you've got to come.
Who else am I going to smoke with?

edit: speaking of which, ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *thinks about fags
*coughs up things
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# cor, even Micto is coming
there shall be funs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# He's not, he's a dirty tease.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I'm coming
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# You're a dirty tease as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
true
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# the git
we can have all the funs without him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# how fucking awkward does that look?
God was on some fucked up drugs when he came up with giraffes
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha this is irredeemably comical
some of us get b3ta at work cos otherwise we'd be too productive and would have to be paid lots
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# s'abloodyoutrage!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# dloading God Of War for the psp....
....I've said too much

Ammm....Facebook?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# LEAP GIRAFFEESES!
Yay for giraffurkeys! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Cor
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hi you!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# hi
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Crazy!
I must have non-directional greeting disease.

Again.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Hello!
*fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *enjoys fluff*

Hey - have you seen my excellent photo/social website, chortleberry.com? Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I have now!
I shall sign up when I get back from town. For now I must pootle off.

*pootles*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *waves*


*like a loon*


*wanders off to dine*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Ooh.
You should see this I stumbled across whilst innocently looking for images of catheters.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *splutter*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I'm no nurse (I'm in fact a doctor),
but I think those catheters are going in the wrong hole.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# can i do dr dr jokes?
dr dr i think i'm a moth...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# what are you doing in here?
this is a shoe shop..
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I know but the light was on :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# There is no such thing as innocently looking for images on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# feck!
You could have put a NSFW on that link?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# blimey you made me think i'd got instant cataracts then, i had to look out the window
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# shut it you slag
it's seamless and not blurry or crap or a rushed job because i just wanted to legitimize going on the internet and complain about lergies :-)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# CATARACTS?
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# EAR CATARACTS!?


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# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I am sick too!
Well, "resting" my pulled muscle.I should be back at work tomorrow,then it's my day off friday!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# the love muscle?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# i use b3ta to skive at work.
like most people.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# don't mention the W word!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)