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# Am i being too cynical?

Previously
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# haha!!
oh my, no
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Ha ha!
It's funny because it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# No, no, it's NOT funny because it's true.
"The votes are neck and neck" - you can be sure they won't be at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# In horse-racing parlance
The losing distance will be a "long neck"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# yes it's fucking political
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# skunk anansie!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# everything's political :)
*waves from on high*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# i can't believe it's the afternoon
still a long way to go yet matey
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I know
I'm living in the now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# ooh, what a coincidence
i'm living in the past


1967 to be exact

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# ah, 1967. the days where european football was pish enough to let your lot win :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# those halcion days
*sigh*

edit: yet still not pish enough to let your lot win
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# but pish enough to let england win the world cup a year earlier
that says it all.

we didn't want to win that cup, the name was too short, we waited til 72 to pick up the cup with the longest name.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# hahaha
right lunch time.

*rolls up trouser leg, goes to orange hall, does secret handshake, does a shit in the urinal, goes home*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# haha
*doesn't wash, claims ten giros, gets paranoid, smashes seats*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# no you see
i was doing your lot,
and now you're doing them too.
you're supposed to do my lot

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I know you are but what am i?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# nah, our closed-minded bigoted fans wouldn't allow gays
so you must be gay, since your lot are open-minded egalitarians.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# The Johnstone's paint Football league Trophy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# no, silly
the European Cup of Cup Winner's Cup Winner's Cup Winner's Cup of Cup Winner's Cup.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# 's cup
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Two girls, one Cup Winner's Cup.
My team has won the Cup Winner's Cup. Therefore it must be relatively shit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# it is.
for the same reason that we won it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Satire.... How dare you!
Very woosome have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *dares to*
Ta! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# oooh just went to check the progress of this story on tut' bbc...
and the news website is all new and shiney!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# take your shoes off when you're on there,
they don't want dirty footprints!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Took me by surprise this morning,
thought I was on the wrong site!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I'm just wondering what will happen when he announces his 'narrow victory'
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Hopefully, someone will shoot him!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Either that, brutal repression, or civil war.
I'm feeling cheery today.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# On the other hand...
...he may turn over a new leaf - become Mr. Nice Guy, restore the economy to it's former glory, give the properties back to all the white farmers , etc., etc., ...


*wakes up*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Well he's 84 now,
probably too old to turn over a new leaf.
Fingers crossed he'll die before long, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Easy enough to arrange
Just trip him up and then recommend him for treatment on the NHS
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# then he'll die slowly, with no dignity and in great pain!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# We'll see if we can knock up a few hospital infections, too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# done and done.
*coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Awwwww. Shame.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# haha
nice satire. I don't think it's too cynical at all.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha, i voted for mugabe
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Well that's understandable.
We all know you vote for sex appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# i can't see past his cuteness
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Well, that's it, then...
...with your casting vote he'll probably win. I hope you are pleased with yourself.
*hands over loaded revolver*
Do what you must :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# go on a genocidal killing spree?
well if you insist
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *votes for this to be your quote*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Robert Mugabe's black.
Therefore - THEREFORE, mark you - THEREFORE - this is racist.

You racist racister, you.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hitler was white
so it's reverse discrimination if you don't like him.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# fucking honkey.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Don't you repress me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *checks BBC*
Bloody hell! You're right, Should I delete this thread then?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Nah.
Everyone loves casual racism, look at the Daily Mail. Actually on second thoughts, don't.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# My wife bought The Mail yesterday
because it had a free copy of the Time Bandits DVD. Can't think of what to do with the rest of the paper though.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Burn it, or make papier mache
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I'm not allowed to play with fire anymore
after the last "incident"
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# dint fucking read it whatever you do.....
you will become one of.... THEM
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Read it!
I daren't touch the fucking thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Pfffft
No, not at all!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Not at all!
TJ: Anyone here from Bolton or Sheffield?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I'll be living in Sheffield in a few months, if that's any good.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Do you think they would own up to it?
'noons missus :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# i'm from somewhere in the middle (and north a bit) ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Is it an alright sort of area
Or do you want to get out as fast as possible?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# depends where you go really
there are some right nice areas and some right crap areas, thats what you get for the southern pennine area
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Cool, ta :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# My mother-in-law lives near the Reebok stadium
and I picked up a front door from Sheffield 2 weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# sad but true i fear.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)